The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

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Originally Posted by Kouen

I Still cant believe I sat through all of Action 52 for Inferno xD and getting king to do it too :awesome:

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That's awesome that you did it, though. I need to force myself to play more games, and for longer durations.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Sometimes it's wrong to assume things, but sometimes first impressions are not far from reality. :wacko:

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I think that when I used to walk to the smoothie shop in CA, that I gave the impression of being a giant sweaty man about to buy a fruit drink.

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Originally Posted by Raype

So, we finally got some proper in game footage of that new DMC.

To summarize:

Shit looks floaty as fuck.
The basic sword is slower than even the sluggish weapons from 1-4.
Combos seem very basic and weak. Hit, pull, hit pull, hit hit pull. Repeat until dead.
Air time to infinity and beyond. Dante is apparently useless on the ground now.
No difficulty, hit stun EVERYWHERE. No blocking, dodging, counters (possible low difficulty use?)
Canned animation. SO MUCH CANNED ANIMATION. SOME OF IT'S BULLET TIME CANNED ANIMATION TOO.
The camera seems pretty bad, there appears to be no proper lock on shown.
Animation quality is extremely uneven. Looks considerably less smooth than predecessors. Especially terrible looking on the weapons.

Sometimes it's wrong to assume things, but sometimes first impressions are not far from reality. :wacko:

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That's... ugh. :wacko:

I know nothing about it, by the way; is this being made by the same team that did the previous ones, or does it suck because it's being handled by new guys?

Could be worse.

Least, AFAIK, its not being handled by the DMC2 guys.

Ninja Theory are making it? They made Heavenly Sword and Enslaved.

So Mass effect 2 arrived.

Which is wonderful, but on the address he wrote "Laois (Queens)"

Is he looking to enslave the Irish all over again?

Or is there an actual reason for that? Anyone from England know?

Morning

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Originally Posted by Steve

So Mass effect 2 arrived.

Which is wonderful, but on the address he wrote "Laois (Queens)"

Is he looking to enslave the Irish all over again?

Or is there an actual reason for that? Anyone from England know?

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Not a clue. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Not a clue. :shrug:

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So he's just being a backwards cunt. What a dickhead.

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Originally Posted by Steve

So he's just being a backwards cunt. What a dickhead.

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Honestly no idea. Ask him? :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Honestly no idea. Ask him? :shrug:

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Meh fuck it, I have my game, just thought it was odd he'd do that.

How is everyone today?

I ran into a bear in red dead last night, why did no one tell me there was bears?? It was horrifying. . .

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Originally Posted by Steve

Meh fuck it, I have my game, just thought it was odd he'd do that.

How is everyone today?

I ran into a bear in red dead last night, why did no one tell me there was bears?? It was horrifying. . .

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You're meant to know things like this. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Steve

So Mass effect 2 arrived.

Which is wonderful, but on the address he wrote "Laois (Queens)"

Is he looking to enslave the Irish all over again?

Or is there an actual reason for that? Anyone from England know?

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We love you and want you to be happy, but sometimes we just miss you. Why won't you return our phone calls? Is it because you saw us with Libya? We promise we don't like Libya in that way. It's not what it looks like.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

We love you and want you to be happy, but sometimes we just miss you. Why won't you return our phone calls? Is it because you saw us with Libya? We promise we don't like Libya in that way. It's not what it looks like.

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We cant forgive you, I mean, you never cooked for us, and then we had to find out about Australia and CANADA??? Seriously?? You know she doesn't even have her own opinion. We thought we were special. . .

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

You're meant to know things like this. :wacko:

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Fucking bears, I barely survived, full on thought it was a cart until it was too late, I need to pay more attention to whats going on. :wacko: