Originally Posted by
"Ray"
Confusing?
*spoiler*
The main character, who is nameless but now shall be called buttsex for the purpose of simplicity, has a hard on for this broad, who I shall call cockmuncher. Apparently there's some sort of prediction/prophecy that cockmuncher is going to cause problems so some dude pwns her hard. Buttsex, being an emo, then steals a magic sword that'll allow him to meet that demon who has the ability to bring the dead back to life. After going to the "forbidden land", buttsex learns that he must kill the 16 colossi in order to bring cockmuncher back. These colossi contain parts of demon dude, and once they die the demon asswipe parts go into the nearest object, namely buttsex. Once all 16 get pwnd, emon is complete again and inside buttsex. Then those dudes show up, who are somehow connected to the sword and the colossi, due to separating demon dude into 16 peices with the sword or something. Then buttsex gets ownd. But it's already too late since demon asshole has already taken over. This is probably what that whole profecy deal was, she would somehow be involved in bringing demon bitchface back. Of course by pwning her, they pretty much guaranteed it'd happen. Or not. The story is too minimalistic with details. Buttsex then goes postal on their asses.But they get away and use the sword to rape demon hard. Cockmuncher then wakes up, apparently demon motherfucker kept his promise, and buttsex is now reverted back into a horny child. And they all lived happily ever after in the upper levels of shitstain tower.
The end.
