The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

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That is my FemShep Soldier in ME2. She's hot.

I love how Martin Sheen is The Illusive Man.

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Originally Posted by Milady

Cars and jobs depress me. This is why I can never talk to you people these days. :wacko:

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Life is pretty depressing. :P

What about carjobs?

It's where you pay a girl to slowly drive over your junk.

It's super hot.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Life is pretty depressing. :P

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Don't say that! :PP

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Originally Posted by Raype

What about carjobs?

It's where you pay a girl to slowly drive over your junk.

It's super hot.

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Wait, people pay girls to do this? :wacko:

Does anyone else dislike those really pushy people who hassle you on streets to give money to their charity?

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Originally Posted by brit

I love how Martin Sheen is The Illusive Man.

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It should have been Charlie Sheen. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

Does anyone else dislike those really pushy people who hassle you on streets to give money to their charity?

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lol yes, the other week in town some big issue seller seen I had a fiver in my hand (as I was heading to Greggs) so she proper shoved her shitty magazine in my face. I was like haha no. GREGGS FTW!

Wow, I could almost read that with a Geordie accent all of a sudden. :lol

WTF is greggs?

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Originally Posted by Milady

Wow, I could almost read that with a Geordie accent all of a sudden. :lol

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Read my Facebook status updates with a Geordie accent, since I always say things like "proper stupid like!" :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Wait, people pay girls to do this? :wacko:

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Maybe it's just me.

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

Does anyone else dislike those really pushy people who hassle you on streets to give money to their charity?

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I also dislike them.

I usually just fake a foreign accent or pretend to be deaf.

That usually gets rid of them.

Barring that I tell them to fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

WTF is greggs?

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http://www.greggs.co.uk/

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Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders

It should have been Charlie Sheen. :wacko:

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"With that collector base we can all be warlocks from mars Shepherd. Think about what you're doing"

And then he snorts a mountain of coke and freaks out upon realizing that Miranda is just post-op Michael Jackson. And realizing that he hit that.

And then he holes up on his death star outside pluto with a couple asari prostitutes to get clean.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Maybe it's just me.

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Damn. I thought I'd just discovered a way to earn a few extra bucks and get rid of a bit of extra stress without having to actually make any sort of physical contact with the person paying me.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Maybe it's just me.



I also dislike them.

I usually just fake a foreign accent or pretend to be deaf.

That usually gets rid of them.

Barring that I tell them to fuck off.

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I usually get say no and that's enough.

There's a huge market for internet dominatrixes.

Just sayin'.

Scary. :lol

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Originally Posted by Raype

"With that collector base we can all be warlocks from mars Shepherd. Think about what you're doing"

And then he snorts a mountain of coke and freaks out upon realizing that Miranda is just post-op Michael Jackson. And realizing that he hit that.

And then he holes up on his death star outside pluto with a couple asari prostitutes to get clean.

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A true hero to his kind.

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Originally Posted by Raype

"With that collector base we can all be warlocks from mars Shepherd. Think about what you're doing"

And then he snorts a mountain of coke and freaks out upon realizing that Miranda is just post-op Michael Jackson. And realizing that he hit that.

And then he holes up on his death star outside pluto with a couple asari prostitutes to get clean.

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Sounds about right.

Although the downside is that this is bound to lead to crossed wires.

You just know there's some guy in a basement somewhere wearing nipple clamps and a leather mask being all "OH YEAH SOPA, GIVE IT TO ME. DENY ME MY INTERNET RIGHTS. NOW SLAP ME AND CALL ME A WHORE"

We are truly a disgusting breed.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Although the downside is that this is bound to lead to crossed wires.

You just know there's some guy in a basement somewhere wearing nipple clamps and a leather mask being all "OH YEAH SOPA, GIVE IT TO ME. DENY ME MY INTERNET RIGHTS. NOW SLAP ME AND CALL ME A WHORE"

We are truly a disgusting breed.

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:lol

And there goes all the warm, fuzzy (if slightly depressed) feelings I woke up with. Back to hating humankind. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

And there goes all the warm, fuzzy (if slightly depressed) feelings I woke up with. Back to hating humankind. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

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I'm always willing to make a few exceptions. :x

New desk is awesome. I love it.

http://i41.tinypic.com/24n05ye.jpg

And as always, here's a picture of my cat (On my new bed. ^_^)
http://i40.tinypic.com/eq1hc3.jpg

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Originally Posted by Milady

Cars and jobs depress me. This is why I can never talk to you people these days. :wacko:

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I hate my car. I need to get a new one, but I can't afford to at the moment.
As for jobs... well, yeah. Fuck 'em.


@Inferno: desk looks pretty sweet. A little too narrow for me, and I'd be worried about the bottom shelf hitting me in the ankles and whatnot. I don't like to have stuff within the path of my feet when I'm sitting. I like to stretch out.

It's no wonder my posture is so fucked up.

Otherwise... that's a sexy looking desk.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

@Inferno: desk looks pretty sweet. A little too narrow for me, and I'd be worried about the bottom shelf hitting me in the ankles and whatnot. I don't like to have stuff within the path of my feet when I'm sitting. I like to stretch out.

It's no wonder my posture is so fucked up.

Otherwise... that's a sexy looking desk.

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Shit was cheap too. Only £25. :hello: It's a little wobbly though, but I can't complain. It's sexy lookin. :hello:

I need to get rid of my regular desk and my computer desk and buy one giant corner desk for all of it.

Questions to ask in a retail job interview.

Come on people, HELP ME!

Laptop... Desk...?

My laptop desk was my lap... top...

I don't wish to set my legs on fire. Plus I like having a mouse.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Questions to ask in a retail job interview.

Come on people, HELP ME!

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Dress code
Layout of store
Assigned duties (will I also be sweeping up or helping old ladies carry shit?)
Opening/closing procedure (IE: Get in super early or shortly before opening)
Protocol for handling customers (complaints, rude customers, not knowing where something is)

Pick one or two.

I was going to ask about career progression. Good idea or no?

It's a good enough idea.

It gives them opportunities to bullshit about their policy of hiring people with little/no experience, how they promote from within, and how they aren't sticking you in a dead end job.

Even though they'll clearly take the guy with more experience, they'll frequently hire people less qualified who don't know shit to do upper level positions, and you'll find yourself maybe one or two notches up the ladder in 5-10 years.

Bah, they better employ me. They'll not find anyone else with as much computer knowledge as I. :wacko:

Better hope polo didn't move to Britain.

:wacko:

Bah. I'm going to bed. My neck hurts and I want to be fresh as a daisy for my interview. :nod:

It's freezing cold out there.

And I suddenly crave a delicious donair.

Life is fucking unfair.