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30th-March-2007, 11:40
Jase

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Originally Posted by Makenshi

Tell his girl i have some hohos and twinkys.. and if you dont mind kick him in the nuts for me. lol

Dead man walking.
30th-March-2007, 11:40
Vesper

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Game tip: To defeat Vlame the insultar, insult his fat girlfriend. While he's making excuses, hit his ballsack for massive damage.

Be sure to wear the spiked boots of courage to deal extra damage and gain bonus points.

Don't forget to use a bomb when things get hectic.
30th-March-2007, 11:46
Raype

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Originally Posted by Jase

Ive been thinking, we really should stop pickign on DCK's Fat ugly GF.
More to the point, the last 2 girls his "had" sexual activites with, have BOTH come from MySpace.

This raises the following questions:
1) Does DCK have no real ability to pick up females in RL, thus has to do it over the internets?

I'm pretty sure that's what it means. It would also explain why they're ugly chicks. It's so easy to stage a photo to make you look good (although even that's pretty limited, since his girls still look pretty bad).

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2) Do people that pick up after meeting via MySpace have lower standeds then REALLY REALLY drunk people?

Yes. If you're not a 400 pound pedo who lives in his mom's basement, you've basically surpassed all expectations.

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3) How much self esteem do these "MySlut's" have IRL?

None. They're like the fat drunk chicks. You'd have to suck majorly to stike out with them.

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4) Which is worse, DCK picking up a fat whale Via MySpace, or the Fat whale's ability to pick up IRL?

I'd say the worst thing is that you'd need a forklift to pick up those fat whales.
30th-March-2007, 11:47
Inferno.

I can get banned on a forum, etc in the space for a few weeks. I can't do it in hours. There's always one person on a forum that wants an argument which can lead to a ban. :wacko:
30th-March-2007, 11:48
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Yes. If you're not a 400 pound pedo who lives in his mom's basement, you've basically surpassed all expectations.

You just described ~50% of Myspace there.
30th-March-2007, 11:49
Dr Mario

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Originally Posted by D4N13L1991

I can get banned on a forum, etc in the space for a few weeks. I can't do it in hours. There's always one person on a forum that wants an argument which can lead to a ban. :wacko:

In these parts, that's me. Let me know if you ever want to take a vacation from here.
30th-March-2007, 11:51
Inferno.

Lol, will do.
:XD:
30th-March-2007, 11:52
Jetsetlemming

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Originally Posted by Makenshi

I was bored till i saw this video. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFuKDW5UwDk

lol ugly fat guy link.
30th-March-2007, 11:56
Ahkei

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Originally Posted by Hypnos

You just described ~50% of Myspace there.

I made a myspace the other day. Complete with my emo portrait.
30th-March-2007, 11:57
Raype

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

I made a myspace the other day. Complete with my emo portrait.

So, how many desperate cutter-ettes have thrown themselves at you so far?
30th-March-2007, 11:57
Dr Mario

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

I made a myspace the other day. Complete with my emo portrait.

Sellout.
30th-March-2007, 11:58
Ahkei

More hilarity.

R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Did you melt cancer lady's face with your tasty beats?
Gere says:
bahahaha
Gere says:
indeed
Gere says:
she retreated to the trampoline and lay there
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
What a freak!
Gere says:
bahaha
Gere says:
yeah
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
I heard that her face was pre melted, to a degree.
Gere says:
baahahahaha
Gere says:
i think thats the ravages of age and cancer
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Most probably.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
And word on the street is, she brought along her illiterate daughter.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
How fucked is that?!
Gere says:
HAHAHA
Gere says:
she did!
Gere says:
and she's having friends over tomorrow
Gere says:
its most fucked
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Man that's fucked up.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
"Hey, wanna come over tomorrow?"

"sure"

"Well you have to go to geres, cause that's where I'll be. Uninvited"
Gere says:
bahahaha
Gere says:
pretty much
Gere says:
she invited herself
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
So I heard.
30th-March-2007, 12:03
Ahkei

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

So, how many desperate cutter-ettes have thrown themselves at you so far?

One.

http://www.myspace.com/notarekay

That Ashlee chick. We've been talking on MSN for a while.

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Sellout.

Oh for sure.

Joe says:
http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_dose.shtml
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Bwahaha. they tested the drug on animals.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Animals tripping balls would be fucking hilarious.
30th-March-2007, 12:04
Dr Mario

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Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

One.

http://www.myspace.com/notarekay

Sounds almost more hipster than emo. An improvement.
30th-March-2007, 12:31
Ahkei

Joe says:
Everyone listen to Joseph Merrick by Mastodon.
Joe says:
Now.
Tim says:
im on my way
Gere says:
ok
Joe says:
So fucking awesome.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
I have not the song you have requested.
Gere says:
fail!
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Isn't he that elephant guy?
Tim says:
no he is my sponsor child
Joe says:
Yeah.
Tim says:
well shares the firsy name with him
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
The one you stole from to purchase chips?
Tim says:
yep
Gere says:
hahaha
Tim says:
thats the one
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Haha
Tim says:
no tin roof for him
30th-March-2007, 12:54
Elmdor

I'm gonna listen to the descendents, claim that I'm emo and smoke crack now.
30th-March-2007, 15:26
Ktiger41

man the hangout just went super gay with all this myspace bullshit.
30th-March-2007, 15:30
Banned

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Originally Posted by Ktiger41

man the hangout just went super gay with all this myspace bullshit.

probably why I wasn't able to log in yesterday or last night
30th-March-2007, 15:55
Ahkei

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Originally Posted by Ktiger41

man the hangout just went super gay with all this myspace bullshit.

I'm inclined to believe that the hangout 'went gay' when you turned up. In fact, the whole of EP went gay when you logged in.

You just reek of faggotry.
30th-March-2007, 16:13
Raype

Fuck, this hangout is deader than corey's last date.
30th-March-2007, 16:14
Seraphis Cain

This fucking sucks. My laptop was supposed to show up today, right? Well, it hasn't. And my tracking info hasn't updated in three days now. So I call FedEx and right away the lady on the other end knows the last four digits of my tracking number are 2338. Not a good sign, not at all. She basically tells me that the truck is "still on it's way to the destination" and that they basically don't know where the driver is at the moment. So basically, I don't know WHEN I'll get my laptop, if at all.

Fuck FedEx.
30th-March-2007, 16:18
Banned

Aww, cheer up Seraphis. You'll get your laptop, in the meantime:

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/1070/powsa9.gif
30th-March-2007, 16:45
Banned

Also,

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/641/pow2anilf7.gif
30th-March-2007, 16:49
Jetsetlemming

http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/...er/nguyen2.jpg
30th-March-2007, 17:15
Fer!

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The internet. The internet is the meaning, and the bane of my existance. The internet has warped and shaped my mind for both good and evil over the years. I'll just leave it at that.

Oh man.
30th-March-2007, 17:38
Banned

Fer, you may want to flee mexico, or find somewhere nice to hide out for a while.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7844/newspaperin4.jpg
30th-March-2007, 17:42
Fer!

If I had the link I would make a newspaper saying that Bush is kicking you out of the country for being unfunny.
30th-March-2007, 17:42
Fer!

Also, they may have the country, but never our tacos.
30th-March-2007, 17:42
Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

If I had the link I would make a newspaper saying that Bush is kicking you out of the country for being unfunny.

I'll give you 5 pesos to mow my lawn.
30th-March-2007, 17:54
Mikey_

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Originally Posted by banned

I'll give you 5 pesos to mow my lawn.

:low2:
30th-March-2007, 18:06
Banned

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Originally Posted by Mikey

:low2:

what, should I have offered 6?
30th-March-2007, 18:23
Fer!

So...I gotta fix this, I got a capturing card vid and so far it's working well, recording my GTAVC craziness :wacko: ..until I found out it's only recording on mono, I wouldn't care too much, but I don't like the fact that it's only recording audio in the right channel. Which...doesn't sound good, at all.
30th-March-2007, 19:40
Corey

So I was invited to a Hangout Live at school today.R^K did. (Seraphis I think?)
30th-March-2007, 19:48
Inferno.

Got my Saturn, baby.
30th-March-2007, 21:09
polobunny

Why is black censored?

CAUSE THEY ONLY SPEAK SHIT!!!! :wacko:
30th-March-2007, 21:13
polobunny

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Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain

This fucking sucks. My laptop was supposed to show up today, right? Well, it hasn't. And my tracking info hasn't updated in three days now. So I call FedEx and right away the lady on the other end knows the last four digits of my tracking number are 2338. Not a good sign, not at all. She basically tells me that the truck is "still on it's way to the destination" and that they basically don't know where the driver is at the moment. So basically, I don't know WHEN I'll get my laptop, if at all.

Fuck FedEx.

Hey don't be so mean, maybe the guy died lol
30th-March-2007, 21:20
Mikey_

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Originally Posted by polobunny

Hey don't be so mean, maybe the guy died lol

:fdance:
30th-March-2007, 21:24
polobunny

So right... this girl has a legit copy of Windows she installed on her older comp. Now i'm installing it on her new comp, but she activated it to often.
I'm too lazy to call so instead I cracked the activation and windows genuine advantage. :XD:
30th-March-2007, 21:26
Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

So right... this girl has a legit copy of Windows she installed on her older comp. Now i'm installing it on her new comp, but she activated it to often.
I'm too lazy to call so instead I cracked the activation and windows genuine advantage. :XD:

warez talk, u so banned
30th-March-2007, 21:28
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

So right... this girl has a legit copy of Windows she installed on her older comp. Now i'm installing it on her new comp, but she activated it to often.
I'm too lazy to call so instead I cracked the activation and windows genuine advantage. :XD:

@_@

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