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30th-March-2007, 05:38
The Joker

NecroCorey:
What's your reason for ban?
Shar-Gu-Ken:
spam
NecroCorey:
Me too.
NecroCorey:
Nothing about the porn.
Shar-Gu-Ken:
lol
Shar-Gu-Ken:
porn must be ok
30th-March-2007, 06:00
Ahkei

Bit of info before I post this chatdong.

We had a 'study day' at school, where they show us all this shit about studying and whatnot. So friend 1 and 2 went out to 3's place for some band practice instead. 3's mother has this friend who we refer to as 'cancer lady', and she always invites herself around to his place when she feels like dying. (It's not happened yet). Read on, for a hilarious and sad conversation.

R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Fucking Bludger.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Did you melt cancer-lady's face?
Joe says:
You bet!@
Joe says:
By the looks of things, the ugly bitches face was already melted.
Joe says:
Her cheeks were flapping about in the breeze!
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Bwahaha.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Awesome.
Joe says:
But yes.
Joe says:
Even more so.
Joe says:
She bought a friend, and her daughter.
Joe says:
Without asking.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Was she all "Cease that infernal racket!!!!"?
Joe says:
Her daughter is about our age or older.
Joe says:
And cannot read....
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Unlucky.
Joe says:
Yeah.
Joe says:
Bit odd.
Joe says:
She wouldn't stay near us.
Joe says:
All the evil music was making her cancer(s) pulse and grow.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Awesome.
Joe says:
Yep.
Joe says:
I saw one,
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Haha!
Joe says:
Wriggling about on her left breast.
Joe says:
No wait, that was my hand...
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
What...?!
Joe says:
Haha.
Joe says:
I don't know.
R^K -|- Monkeys stole my face. says:
Haha.
30th-March-2007, 07:50
The Joker

Shar-Gu-Ken:
http://www.the-gadgeteer.com/assets/...-daysago-7.jpg
Shar-Gu-Ken:
blowing the meat
30th-March-2007, 09:27
Cookie Monster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain

Hey! It's not like I don't have a couple hundred PS2 games or anything. It just so happens that not a one of them is GoW. Don't paint me up as some kind of fanboy or something, Cookie. :fdance:

If you were a fanboy you'd be the coolest fanboy, you and crusher :PP ;)
30th-March-2007, 09:32
Cookie Monster

Something goes wrong if I'm the 3rd top poster in the last 24 hours.

Guys, fix it, please.
30th-March-2007, 09:40
Dr Mario

I'd love to help revive this place, but the title really says it all.
30th-March-2007, 10:04
Ahkei

It is pretty true. Man, you just killed it.
30th-March-2007, 10:07
Raype

Yep, it's dead alright.
30th-March-2007, 10:09
Ahkei

Phoenix down!!!!1111
30th-March-2007, 10:12
Raype

Don't think that's going to work this time.

It died outside of gameplay.

Therefore PD's are useless.
30th-March-2007, 10:14
Ahkei

Utter failure, then.
30th-March-2007, 10:16
Dr Mario

First person to start calling me Sephiroth will have Ray turn up at their doorstep. Naked.
30th-March-2007, 10:19
Cookie Monster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

First person to start calling me Sephiroth will have Ray turn up at their doorstep. Naked.

Hey, Cloud.
30th-March-2007, 10:20
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

First person to start calling me Sephiroth will have Ray turn up at their doorstep. Naked.

Whatever do you mean Kefka?
30th-March-2007, 10:21
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Whatever do you mean Kefka?

See, now that's a compliment. Kefka actually got the job done for once.
30th-March-2007, 10:48
The Joker

Shar-Gu-Ken:
this is awesome
Shar-Gu-Ken:
dood
Shar-Gu-Ken:
i'm speaking a letter, i'm going the send it to diane on CD to play on a CD player

i'm up to 37 minutes already, man i really miss this girl.
30th-March-2007, 10:50
Raype

Ban him theo, you know you want to.
30th-March-2007, 10:51
The Joker

lol theo's post got deletered.
30th-March-2007, 10:56
Stark

I can't be bothered I have work now :S
30th-March-2007, 11:05
Vesper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnos

First person to start calling me Sephiroth will have Ray turn up at their doorstep. Naked.

Can I call you Kuja? Please?
30th-March-2007, 11:05
Ahkei

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

I can't be bothered I have work now :S

YOU ARE NOT DEDICATED
30th-March-2007, 11:07
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sikieiki

Can I call you Kuja? Please?

But kuja's a girl.

Wait, he wasn't?

But...I fapped!

NNNNOOOOOO!!!
30th-March-2007, 11:08
Vesper

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

I can't be bothered I have work now :S

It only takes a few muscles and clicks >_>

Strengthen your pride and be a MAN.

MAN.
30th-March-2007, 11:08
Dr Mario

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sikieiki

Can I call you Kuja? Please?

eh. I usually draw the line at bishies. Clowns are one thing, but bishonen are another altogether.
30th-March-2007, 11:08
Vesper

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

But kuja's a girl.

Wait, he wasn't?

But...I fapped!

NNNNOOOOOO!!!

Kuja is probably a dickgirl. Be careful.
30th-March-2007, 11:11
The Joker

a halfling? lololol
30th-March-2007, 11:14
Matias

I was bored till i saw this video. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFuKDW5UwDk
30th-March-2007, 11:19
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makenshi

I was bored till i saw this video. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFuKDW5UwDk

I wasn't bored until I saw his post. :spidey:
30th-March-2007, 11:21
Matias

Quote:

Originally Posted by V|_@M3

I wasn't bored until I saw his post. :spidey:

Aww dont blame me. :D
30th-March-2007, 11:21
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makenshi

I was bored till i saw this video. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFuKDW5UwDk

Thanks, but I'll wait for Zelda vs Rikku (note the 2 k's).
30th-March-2007, 11:25
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makenshi

Aww dont blame me. :D

i will and have. :!!!:
30th-March-2007, 11:26
Matias

Quote:

Originally Posted by V|_@M3

i will and have. :!!!:

Well thats just plain rude. :low:
30th-March-2007, 11:28
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Something goes wrong if I'm the 3rd top poster in the last 24 hours.

Guys, fix it, please.

Ur goin to hell.
30th-March-2007, 11:29
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makenshi

Well thats just plain rude. :low:

Game tip: To defeat Vlame the insultar, insult his fat girlfriend. While he's making excuses, hit his ballsack for massive damage.
30th-March-2007, 11:29
Jase

"Ray" you still awake?
30th-March-2007, 11:30
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

"Ray" you still awake?

Of course.
30th-March-2007, 11:32
Matias

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Game tip: To defeat Vlame the insultar, insult his fat girlfriend. While he's making excuses, hit his ballsack for massive damage.

Tell his girl i have some hohos and twinkys.. and if you dont mind kick him in the nuts for me. lol
30th-March-2007, 11:33
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Game tip: To defeat Vlame the insultar, insult his fat girlfriend. While he's making excuses, hit his ballsack for massive damage.

or distract me with asian porn, pref, Jap. breasty girls, like sora aoi. :rofl:

/sleep
30th-March-2007, 11:35
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makenshi

Tell his girl i have some hohos and twinkys.. and if you dont mind kick him in the nuts for me. lol

Won't work. She doesn't eat the twinkies, she just sucks the cream out.

Hmm, new idea for a porn.

I call it "twinkie teens". *begins writing script*
30th-March-2007, 11:38
Jase

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Of course.

Ive been thinking, we really should stop pickign on DCK's Fat ugly GF.
More to the point, the last 2 girls his "had" sexual activites with, have BOTH come from MySpace.

This raises the following questions:
1) Does DCK have no real ability to pick up females in RL, thus has to do it over the internets?
2) Do people that pick up after meeting via MySpace have lower standeds then REALLY REALLY drunk people?
3) How much self esteem do these "MySlut's" have IRL?
4) Which is worse, DCK picking up a fat whale Via MySpace, or the Fat whale's ability to pick up IRL?

More to come :wacko:

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