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23rd-July-2011, 17:47
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

I don't know what I would do with a TV that big :lol.

I'm far sighted so I would sit miles back from it.
23rd-July-2011, 17:47
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmic

My TV is almost the same size as my waistline. :ignore:

Me too!

...

-_-
23rd-July-2011, 17:48
Tassadar

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Winehouse is dead, meh, don't care again. No sympathy, just like Ryan Dunn. They were both responsible for their deaths.

I agree, sure it's bad but what about a woman of similar age dying of cancer, that's tragic.
23rd-July-2011, 17:48
Inferno.

Shortsighted all up in this bitch. I'd hate to be longsighted if I'm honest.
23rd-July-2011, 17:48
Cosmic

Also, fuck you Vans, your shoe sizing is retarded. A whole size down from every other pair of shoes I wear ever and they're STILL too big. Back to Amazon. Again.
23rd-July-2011, 17:49
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

Where did you get that from? Sure, it's technically got a higher chance of burn-in, but they have all kinds of things to prevent that nowadays (i.e. screen savers) and I don't think you're the type to leave shit standing still on the screen.

I got conflicting info from salesmen and the Internet. I didn't want to take a chance of having my OnLive screen permanently burned into my screen while trying to watch porn :P
23rd-July-2011, 17:50
Cosmic

Or alternatively, having porn burned permanently into the screen when your wife wants to watch American Idol. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 17:51
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmic

Or alternatively, having porn burned permanently into the screen when your wife wants to watch American Idol. :wacko:

details... :P
23rd-July-2011, 17:51
Littledood

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

The heli was 100 meters away, and I DIED!! Fuuuuuuck :(
23rd-July-2011, 17:52
Tassadar

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Shortsighted all up in this bitch. I'd hate to be longsighted if I'm honest.

It's nice for spotting bus numbers from a long distance away and being the only member of my house who doesn't wear glasses...yet.
23rd-July-2011, 17:55
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

It's nice for spotting bus numbers from a long distance away and being the only member of my house who doesn't wear glasses...yet.

I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, at least I can see perfectly both close up and far away though when I have them on. :]
23rd-July-2011, 17:55
Sprung

A guy I went to college with found me on OnLive :wacko:

Integrated social media, anyone?
23rd-July-2011, 17:56
Tassadar

There'll be some amount of London drug dealers filing for bankruptcy come Monday.

Bad but I lol'd
23rd-July-2011, 18:03
Fer!

Four years ago I got the LASIK surgery.

Shit's awesome. :] And I haven't seen a decrease in my vision quality or anything.
23rd-July-2011, 18:06
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Four years ago I got the LASIK surgery.

Shit's awesome. :] And I haven't seen a decrease in my vision quality or anything.

I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.
23rd-July-2011, 18:06
Inferno.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.

:lol same.
23rd-July-2011, 18:09
Tassadar

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.

For some reason I just looked up eye surgery and came accross a video of somebody getting a fish hook removed, I'm not a squeamish person but goddamn that looks awful.

It's here if you want to see it.
23rd-July-2011, 18:11
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

For some reason I just looked up eye surgery and came accross a video of somebody getting a fish hook removed, I'm not a squeamish person but goddamn that looks awful.

It's here if you want to see it.

I'm not watching that.

I once had to have a metal shaving from a brake lathe removed from my eye. The removal wasn't bad at all, but buffing my eye with a Dremel-like tool to remove the rust from the cornea left a little to be desired.
23rd-July-2011, 18:12
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm not watching that.

I once had to have a metal shaving from a brake lathe removed from my eye. The removal wasn't bad at all, but buffing my eye with a Dremel-like tool to remove the rust from the cornea left a little to be desired.

:|
23rd-July-2011, 18:12
Nemkoon

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pozlp...eature=related
23rd-July-2011, 18:14
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

:|

My oldest daughter was about 2 at the time, and she spent the whole procedure making fart sounds with her mouth on the leather furniture in the surgeon's room.

Made it a bit easier. :P
23rd-July-2011, 18:14
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.

It's not as bad as you think, you get some numbing drops on your eyes, then metal rings open up your eye socket (you barely feel any of that, hell, it's more 'uncomfortable' to open up your eyelids with your fingers), stare at a red light on top of you, then kaleidoscope effects happen. :wacko: For some reason it smelt like burning plastic to me. :lol Then the other eye and bam, you're done, the whole surgery took about 10-15 minutes tops.
23rd-July-2011, 18:15
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

My oldest daughter was about 2 at the time, and she spent the whole procedure making fart sounds with her mouth on the leather furniture in the surgeon's room.

Made it a bit easier. :P

:lol
23rd-July-2011, 18:15
Nemkoon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

My oldest daughter was about 2 at the time, and she spent the whole procedure making fart sounds with her mouth on the leather furniture in the surgeon's room.

Made it a bit easier. :P

Sprung, play a Game on OnLive.
I need to spectate.
23rd-July-2011, 18:15
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

It's not as bad as you think, you get some numbing drops on your eyes, then metal rings open up your eye socket (you barely feel any of that, hell, it's more 'uncomfortable' to open up your eyelids with your fingers), stare at a red light on top of you, then kaleidoscope effects happen. :wacko: For some reason it smelt like burning plastic to me. :lol Then the other eye and bam, you're done, the whole surgery took about 10-15 minutes tops.

Do not want. I'll wear my glasses for the rest of my days.
23rd-July-2011, 18:16
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

It's not as bad as you think, you get some numbing drops on your eyes, then metal rings open up your eye socket (you barely feel any of that, hell, it's more 'uncomfortable' to open up your eyelids with your fingers), stare at a red light on top of you, then kaleidoscope effects happen. :wacko: For some reason it smelt like burning plastic to me. :lol Then the other eye and bam, you're done, the whole surgery took about 10-15 minutes tops.

I'm guessing you've never seen A Clockwork Orange :P
23rd-July-2011, 18:16
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemesis

Sprung, play a Game on OnLive.
I need to spectate.

I will...in a minute ;)
23rd-July-2011, 18:16
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

For some reason I just looked up eye surgery and came accross a video of somebody getting a fish hook removed, I'm not a squeamish person but goddamn that looks awful.

It's here if you want to see it.

I remember watching a video of a laser surgery and while it looks kinda gross, it's not like you're gonna look at the surgery yourself or anything, I remember getting a bit calmed after watching it, and even more when I realized that most of the shit they did to the eye was barely noticeable.

The only thing that hurt like a bitch, was when they removed the surgery cap from my head.
Why? Because the fucking nurse (which had dat ass) sticked a bit more of tape into my eyebrows and the doctor pulled the cap a bit too quickly. :lol
23rd-July-2011, 18:18
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

I remember watching a video of a laser surgery and while it looks kinda gross, it's not like you're gonna look at the surgery yourself or anything, I remember getting a bit calmed after watching it, and even more when I realized that most of the shit they did to the eye was barely noticeable.

The only thing that hurt like a bitch, was when they removed the surgery cap from my head.
Why? Because the fucking nurse (which had dat ass) sticked a bit more of tape into my eyebrows and the doctor pulled the cap a bit too quickly. :lol

Eye doctor bitches are the best!
23rd-July-2011, 18:18
Inferno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

I remember watching a video of a laser surgery and while it looks kinda gross, it's not like you're gonna look at the surgery yourself or anything, I remember getting a bit calmed after watching it, and even more when I realized that most of the shit they did to the eye was barely noticeable.

The only thing that hurt like a bitch, was when they removed the surgery cap from my head.
Why? Because the fucking nurse (which had dat ass) sticked a bit more of tape into my eyebrows and the doctor pulled the cap a bit too quickly. :lol

You came out with 20/20 vision and no eyebrows? :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 18:19
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm guessing you've never seen A Clockwork Orange :P

I have. But that's way more extreme. :wacko: Plus, they let me bring my mp3 to listen to some music while the surgery was going on, should have brought Beethoven's 9th in that. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 18:20
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm not watching that.

I once had to have a metal shaving from a brake lathe removed from my eye. The removal wasn't bad at all, but buffing my eye with a Dremel-like tool to remove the rust from the cornea left a little to be desired.

:| is also my response.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

It's not as bad as you think, you get some numbing drops on your eyes, then metal rings open up your eye socket (you barely feel any of that, hell, it's more 'uncomfortable' to open up your eyelids with your fingers), stare at a red light on top of you, then kaleidoscope effects happen. :wacko: For some reason it smelt like burning plastic to me. :lol Then the other eye and bam, you're done, the whole surgery took about 10-15 minutes tops.

So it's not as bad as it is well I know the eyeball cannot feel pain since it has no nociceptors in it.
23rd-July-2011, 18:21
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Eye doctor bitches are the best!

The doctor was a man, but he had some smoking hot nurses. That bastard. :wacko:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

You came out with 20/20 vision and no eyebrows? :wacko:

Was a decent price to pay. :ignore: Add up the fact that I've got a bit of thick eyebrows and you'll understand why it felt so bad. :lol

I remember texting my friend that I went up from 320x240 to 720p. :wacko: My vision isn't 20/20, but I don't require glasses at all now, I don't know what was my viewing range before, but I was basically blind without my glasses. At night and raining? All I could see were bright lights without shape, and that was if I was in downtown.
23rd-July-2011, 18:24
Fer!

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

So it's not as bad as it is well I know the eyeball cannot feel pain since it has no nociceptors in it.

Is that so? So why you get a weird feel or even pain if you get your eye accidentally poked? >_> Is that autosuggestion or something?

I think the numbing drops were for stopping my reflex movement, you know, when something is near your eye your eyelids close a bit to protect it.
Also, remember when Mr. Burns was an alien in The Simpsons? :wacko: They applied me drops that made my pupil to open up all the way in the pre-surgery tests. :lol I had a weird cone vision or something, it was so strange. :lol
23rd-July-2011, 18:26
Littledood

Well I got fed up, and now I'm playing some multiplayer :D

My first time.
23rd-July-2011, 18:33
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Is that so? So why you get a weird feel or even pain if you get your eye accidentally poked? >_> Is that autosuggestion or something?

I think the numbing drops were for stopping my reflex movement, you know, when something is near your eye your eyelids close a bit to protect it.
Also, remember when Mr. Burns was an alien in The Simpsons? :wacko: They applied me drops that made my pupil to open up all the way in the pre-surgery tests. :lol I had a weird cone vision or something, it was so strange. :lol

Actually I might be completely wrong. :/
23rd-July-2011, 18:37
Fer!

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Actually I might be completely wrong. :/

I wasn't trying to be rude, you wouldn't believe the amount of times I've got my eye poked. :wacko: I thought I was getting crazy for feeling pain. :wacko:

Time to start pirating MW2 PC. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 18:38
Fer!

11GB.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUokay.
23rd-July-2011, 18:47
Tassadar

11GiB for a game that takes 6 hours to beat. :wacko:
23rd-July-2011, 18:48
Sprung

gotta find something I can call lunch...

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