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17th-January-2008, 00:34
Bunneh

Oh dear god...NO!

MY TOPIC! MY LIFE! MY BUNNY! DON'T RAPE THEM!
17th-January-2008, 00:36
SegNin

/calls 911

/gets put on hold

/listens to Stairway to Heaven muzak
17th-January-2008, 00:38
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Segnin

So, this time you guys are going to give some type of anesthetic first?

How thoughtful of you.

And I'm guessing you're going to give that anesthetic in the ass, right?

Analsthetic. :wacko:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunneh

Oh dear god...NO!

MY TOPIC! MY LIFE! MY BUNNY! DON'T RAPE THEM!

You should've read the agreement for having an account.

Your ass is ours.

As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.
17th-January-2008, 00:38
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Until I jam my cock so far up your ass you'll be able to lick the shaft without opening your mouth, that is.

Bunnies are short, so it is feasible.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SegNin

So, this time you guys are going to give some type of anesthetic first?

How thoughtful of you.

And I'm guessing you're going to give that anesthetic in the ass, right?

No, that's just crazy talk.
17th-January-2008, 00:40
SegNin

/continues to listen to Stairway to Heaven muzak while on hold with 911
17th-January-2008, 00:40
Bunneh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

You should've read the agreement for having an account.

Your ass is ours.

As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.

Ohshit...

OHSHIT...

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...15 minutes and counting..."

Oh, look at what you've done. My little bunny is going uberbunneh. She'll rape you with her strap on so hard you'll be breathing plastic and rubber for 2 weeks...
17th-January-2008, 00:40
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Bunnies are short, so it is feasible.

Big rapable ears too.

I'll take this ear, you take the other.

Let's see if we can rub tips inside his skull.
17th-January-2008, 00:40
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Analsthetic. :wacko:

You should've read the agreement for having an account.
Your ass is ours.
As is your soul.

You also owe us a bag of chips and a photo of bigfoot.

And some Prosack for the aftermath.

Surrender the donkey immediately or face the con sequence. :harold:

I'll be dealing with the chips. You take those pics of your mom.
17th-January-2008, 00:42
SegNin

/still listening to Stairway to Heaven muzak while on hold with 911
17th-January-2008, 00:42
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Big rapable ears too.

I'll take this ear, you take the other.

Let's see if we can rub tips inside his skull.

I like this.

/shooting star
"The more you know."
17th-January-2008, 00:43
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunneh

Ohshit...

OHSHIT...

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...15 minutes and counting..."

Oh, look at what you've done. My little bunny is going uberbunneh. She'll rape you with her strap on so hard you'll be breathing plastic and rubber for 2 weeks...

HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!
17th-January-2008, 00:43
Bunneh

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...12 minutes and counting..."

I'd run if I were you.

She has a rubber strapon with steel spikes around it. Now, that can be forced into the male urethra with enough pressure...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!

Ha...so you think asses are the only orifices that can be raped?
17th-January-2008, 00:44
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunneh

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...12 minutes and counting..."

I'd run if I were you.

BRING IT ON!!!

:ray: :ray: :ray: :ray: :ray:
17th-January-2008, 00:44
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

HA!

I was born without an asshole.

You'll never get me!

/obligatory "full of shit" comment
17th-January-2008, 00:45
SegNin

Jeez, this is a long song.

OK, it finally ended.

Maybe now-

/Stairway to Heaven starts playing again

Great. They've got it on a loop.
17th-January-2008, 00:46
Bunneh

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...9 minutes and counting..."

Get away while you still can. Trust me; the bitch is moody when she goes uber-bunneh.
17th-January-2008, 00:48
Panda Man

Make sure you post every minute.
17th-January-2008, 00:50
Bunneh

"Countdown to uber-bunny transformation...5 minutes and counting..."

"Warning: All active personnel within 5 kilometers of Bunny are urged to evacuate past the prebriefed safer barriers promptly."
17th-January-2008, 00:51
Panda Man

Give us a one minute warning at least so we'll know when to run.
17th-January-2008, 00:52
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by SegNin

Jeez, this is a long song.

OK, it finally ended.

Maybe now-

/Stairway to Heaven starts playing again

Great. They've got it on a loop.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/fa...end/1843481409
17th-January-2008, 00:52
SegNin

/finally hangs up.

Man, 911 really is a joke 'round here.
17th-January-2008, 00:53
Panda Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunneh

"Warning: All active personnel within 5 kilometers of Bunny are urged to evacuate past the prebriefed safer barriers promptly."

uber-bunny transformation... HALTED.

The evil panda man has struck again!
17th-January-2008, 00:55
Bunneh

Uber-Bunneh Transformation IMMINENT!

"All personnel: EVACUATE!"

"Transformation imminent!"
17th-January-2008, 00:56
Panda Man

Just kidding.
17th-January-2008, 00:57
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandito

Just kidding.

:harold:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SegNin

/finally hangs up.

Man, 911 really is a joke 'round here.

http://blog.thetrenchcoat.com/uploads/hulkhogan911.jpg
17th-January-2008, 00:58
Bunneh

"Uber-bunneh transformation imminent!"

"All personnel still in the complex, evacuate to the Widi Marksuit storage bunkers!"

Now things are gonna get bad.

System: "Uber-bunneh transformation imminent! All personnel, evacu--"
Bunny: "This is your captain speaking. The bitch has awakened!"
17th-January-2008, 01:00
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

:harold:

http://blog.thetrenchcoat.com/uploads/hulkhogan911.jpg

That's not nice. :harold:
17th-January-2008, 01:01
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

That's not nice. :harold:

I know, towers had no chance. :wacko:
17th-January-2008, 01:03
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

I know, towers had no chance. :wacko:

I wanna be mad at you, but I can't. That was just too damn funny.
17th-January-2008, 01:04
Bunneh

Bunny: "Now, what is this about my big man getting raped by some egocentric Internet nerds? I'd like to talk to you."

Bunny: "Yeah, motherfuckers, this is a FUCKING CALLOUT!"
17th-January-2008, 01:05
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunneh

Bunny: "Now, what is this about my big man getting raped by some egocentric Internet nerds? I'd like to talk to you."

Bunny: "Yeah, motherfuckers, this is a FUCKING CALLOUT!"

Throw a carrot at it! Maybe it'll calm down.
17th-January-2008, 01:06
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

Throw a carrot at it! Maybe it'll calm down.

Oh yeah, because Ray can be calmed down by aiming an oblong object at his face. :wacko:
17th-January-2008, 01:06
Bunneh

Quote:

Originally Posted by dpmsa15

Throw a carrot at it! Maybe it'll calm down.

Bunny: "Carrots? CARROTS? YOU FUCKING HEALTHY-FOOD-EATING BASTARDS!"

Bunny: "I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR NOSTRILS!"
17th-January-2008, 01:08
_M_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Oh yeah, because Ray can be calmed down by aiming an oblong object at his face. :wacko:

:gaffaw:
17th-January-2008, 01:08
Panda Man

Right. Well, really, enough with these threads please, we have a thread dedicated to this kind of stuff here:

http://www.epforums.org/hangout-omg-...559/index.html
17th-January-2008, 01:09
SegNin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunneh

Bunny: "Now, what is this about my big man getting raped by some egocentric Internet nerds? I'd like to talk to you."

Bunny: "Yeah, motherfuckers, this is a FUCKING CALLOUT!"

http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/f.../oh%20snap.jpg

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