bond company stooge:
"well, uh, we fucking stole it man."
life aquatic.
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bond company stooge:
"well, uh, we fucking stole it man."
life aquatic.
a royale with cheese
Bill: "The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar."
Ted: "Yes Bill, but I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video."
Bill: "Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video when we don't even have decent instruments."
Ted: "Well why would we have decent instruments when we don't even really know how to play?"
Bill: "That is why we need Eddie Van Halen..."
Ted: "...And that's why we need a triumphant video!"
(short pause)
Both: "EXCELLENT!" (air guitar)
Someone pee'd on your carpet dude? Someone Pee'd on my fucking carpet. The Big Lebowski.
Duff: "I wanted to scope the place out. I was hungry so I decided to heat up a brick of cheese. I need my cheese."
- Stealing Harvard.