The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

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Originally Posted by Evans

:rofl: :rofl:


Fruitcakes are the fools of god.

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I dislike smokers, they will die a meaningless death.

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Originally Posted by P. Wolvesbane

I like when penises smoke cigars through their peeholes, they will die meaningful deaths because I will sever their heads with my tongue.

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Obviously the object of this thread is beyond the comprehension of this n00b.

yeah, you didn't even say "when" in your original quote. and it didn't even end up being funny. oh well.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Microsoft for the winand the prize is my anus.

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Why do I keep using smilies? I guess it's too fun to stop.

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Originally Posted by McGuinty

Why do I keep looking at loli? I guess they're too young to stop.

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I plan on getting drunk on the weekend.

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Originally Posted by R^K

I plan on getting cock in the weak end.

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A tall glass of water is refreshing.

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Originally Posted by Evans

A tall glass of milk is refreshing.

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It has to be milk, not water :minkoff:

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Originally Posted by Kyo-kun

I have to be milked, I'm a squirter :minkoff:

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Spam is for bitches.

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Originally Posted by vB_ans

Spam is for Evans.

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Blum.......blumblumblumbluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u-uuuuuuuuuummmm...





Yeah, bitch! Let's dance, baby... now, shake it girl!

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Originally Posted by Adsij

Cock.......cockcockcockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-cccccccccckkkk...


Yeah, bitch! Let's dance, baby... now, shake it girl! *looks at his crotch*

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A glass of water in not actually a glass made out of water.

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Originally Posted by Evans

A glass of sperm in not actually a glass made out of sperm.

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Milk milk lalalala! not water h�h?
Drink milk it makes your bone harder XD

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Originally Posted by Kyo-kun

Milk milk lalalala! not sperm h�h?
Drink cock hardening products it makes your boner harder XD

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I will own you in Unreal Tournement 2004!!!

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Originally Posted by P. Wolvesbane

Obviously the object of this thread is beyond the comprehension of this n00b.

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I forgot to colour the 'when'. Oh well :)

That's why I am leaving this thread now :fdance:

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Originally Posted by lagwagon_87

I forgot to give him the reacharound. Oh well :)

That's why I am riding the pine now :fdance:

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Originally Posted by MoloMowChow

I will own you in Unreal Tournament 2012, when I finally get my frag count above my death count.

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I don't know why celebrities think we give a shit about what they have to say.

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Originally Posted by McGuinty

I don't know why I'm watching my brother take a shit. Look at all those people, I'm concerned about what they have to say.

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This thread aint so bad afterall. However, by the time someone says something, 8 people have already quoted it.