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21st-November-2005, 02:37
pirates dc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

See those two warnings? Up there.

That's what.

:P

Sprung replied

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Unwarranted.

You want one?

funny..
21st-November-2005, 03:59
Evans

I was about to reply to someone, then Sprung cuts me off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Curse you, Sprung! Curse you!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I figured you were in the process of a "quote-a-thon"
21st-November-2005, 07:45
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssnake42069

i know no1 has said it before but its one of my favorite game quotes, that ive used in online video games and stuff. Its from Chronicles of Riddick, Escape From Butcher bay, the game for xbox.

"When im done killing, the afterlife is gunna get a whole lot more crowded"

I had no idea Riddick was a member of these forums....hey Vincent Diesel (aka Nek) have you heard about this?

All of these go together:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

We're changing servers, the links should be functional shortly. Bare with us ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Tell ya what. We'll all keep our clothes on, and bear with the server change.

:rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Butt why? Are you ashamed of your nudity? Or should we be? :lol

Sprung's nudity is not a thought I needed in my head right now....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung (to Evans in another thread

You, sir, are an ass.

He just types whatever he wants doesn't he?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoned Stoner in a rep comment

Fag

Nope, I like the women :stud:
21st-November-2005, 11:23
Ton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

For those who don't know, the belief is that Crusher is extremely overweight

Belief? Try fact :P
21st-November-2005, 12:51
Oni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega weapon

For those who don't know, the belief is that Crusher is extremely overweight

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Tonberry

Belief? Try fact :P

And how can you tell on internet? It takes same amount of packets to login whether you are fat or skinny...
21st-November-2005, 15:14
madcrow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onikaru

And how can you tell on internet? It takes same amount of packets to login whether you are fat or skinny...

If they're large enough, you can use Google Maps to do sattelite recconssaince.
21st-November-2005, 16:06
Anonymous

hehehe! it's so true too.

**goes on google maps and zooms in**

HEY I CAN SEE MY HOUSE! hey....Evans just left thru the back door...odd.
21st-November-2005, 17:50
Evans

Ahem, Omega:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

You, sir, are an ass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

I know. I've learn to deal with my disability. Can you?

And Cheesy, would you keep you sexual fantasies to yourself? Or did you mean a real back door? :lol
21st-November-2005, 18:01
Allea

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onikaru

Maybe I just said some shit... don't take it seriously

In the thread about perceptions and how we all may see different colors but think we see the same...
Don't worry Onikaru, we never take you seriously... :P
*giggles*
21st-November-2005, 22:34
Oni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allea

In the thread about perceptions and how we all may see different colors but think we see the same...
Don't worry Onikaru, we never take you seriously... :P
*giggles*

I am serious sometimes. Like when... forget it.
22nd-November-2005, 01:02
Ton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onikaru

And how can you tell on internet? It takes same amount of packets to login whether you are fat or skinny...

Photographs? Crusher's constant telling of leaving to go get food? :wacko: :P
22nd-November-2005, 03:28
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prada Man

speaking of which, what has happened to the old man rivers?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber

He went upstream.

Seriously though, I'm sorta scared. I hope his pace-maker didn't fail on him. I've told him time and again to resist the call of the microwave burrito, lest his lust for nukeable mexican food be his undoing.
22nd-November-2005, 07:17
Oni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ton

Photographs? Crusher's constant telling of leaving to go get food? :wacko: :P

Considering the fact how many rep points Crusher gave me for this
http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...&postcount=137
It might be true...
22nd-November-2005, 15:46
malice2501

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

I can't help it, he touched my ass and i was off!
23rd-November-2005, 21:20
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panda Man

YOU suck................. dick

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crusher

My name isn't Dick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panda Man

but you crushed yours

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crusher

No I can confirm that I did not. I did a maintenance check just a minute ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ms. Charlotte

Stop masturbisizing!! :O!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panda Man

your not supposed to use your girl that way dude.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crusher

I'm single noob.

Anyway, this is getting out of hand. Please get on topiX or I will close this thread...

Well, at least something isn't getting out of your hand crusher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ton

Theo = Ted 'Theodore' Logan?

He does look like him (to n00bs: see "Bill and Ted") Check here for pics:

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showth...t=40290&page=2

Since the whole thread was pretty much quoted already, I think I'll post a link. The last page and a half suddenly became a discussion of my wang. Now that is odd

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showth...853#post781853

Pretty much this entire thing. A whole lot of cracks on Sprung

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showth...5&page=1&pp=15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brightside

after seeing evans i just became even gayerererererererer

I think we all did

EDIT- It has come to my attention that the above quote makes me appear to be female, therefore, I have added the following, I will leave the other there for added hilarity:

I think all women on the net did after Evans posting a pic of himself

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingy

It's better to look older than younger. Once there were these bunch of girls who were convinced MasJ was a pedophile for sitting with me in public. But then, we weren't just sitting.

MasJ, Dingy, and a bunch of girls "sitting" together? He has officially become a PIMP master

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

But I am docile. I just am very opinionated. I think. YES I am. Kinda. I dunno.

Seriously, I'm very calm and docile.

Who is this guy, and what is he doing in Evans account?

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