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2nd-March-2007, 00:44
Sprung

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

There's nothing wrong with 20 2 year old girls.
2nd-March-2007, 00:44
polobunny

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

he told her it couldn't happen b/c they live too far away from each other, lol.

he turned her down, the problem is the fact that she keeps lying to me, and being a dusty flying cunt in the process.

and youre holding onto her :rolleyes:
2nd-March-2007, 00:44
Raype

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Truth.

Was "it" a septic tank?

Or a toilet?

Or something filthy?

I just like the idea of you wiping up shit.

It gets me hard.
2nd-March-2007, 00:45
polokitty

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

It always changes to blue hydra.

Which is probably one of the worst themes.

BrightFoo2k: 275. OLSPUR - [ALPHA GENERATION] Trippin' On An Underground Space Age Reggae Movie At A Seaside Hovercraft Drive In Near Stardance Galaxy

Your mom went out with grunge.

At least I think that was the name of that homeless guy.

Yeah, virginities are for losers.

Just make sure you don't fuck at that house where 8 people got hacked to death exactly 10 years ago. Bad idea.
2nd-March-2007, 00:45
Raype

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Originally Posted by Sprung

*rape*

That too.

But it's hard to have sex with them without killing them.

Curse my enormous genitalia
2nd-March-2007, 00:46
polokitty

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Originally Posted by polobunny

"But... i've been there since 2 minutes--"

now in english :sick:
2nd-March-2007, 00:46
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Was "it" a septic tank?

Or a toilet?

Or something filthy?

I just like the idea of you wiping up shit.

It gets me hard.

Kitchen sink drain clogged on a 2 story building. Which means everything the upstairs resident puts down the kitchen sink comes out in the downstairs apartment.

No shit involved, but still a pretty nasty mess.
2nd-March-2007, 00:46
polobunny

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Originally Posted by Rydia

now in english :sick:

w/e
2nd-March-2007, 00:47
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

w/e

Hey, no problem. I gotted it ;)
2nd-March-2007, 00:48
Raype

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Originally Posted by Rydia

*stuff*

Does bright foo2K come with nude pictures of you?

If so, I might DL it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Kitchen sink drain clogged on a 2 story building. Which means everything the upstairs resident puts down the kitchen sink comes out in the downstairs apartment.

No shit involved, but still a pretty nasy mess.

Aww, that's no fun.

By which I mean cleaning a large mess sucks and the story is somewhat lame.
2nd-March-2007, 00:48
polobunny

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Hey, no problem. I gotted it ;)

...

I hate you all.
2nd-March-2007, 00:48
The Joker

Hi, I'm pretty sure you don't know me but...
My name is Jon, and I know "of" Chris, your bf.

It seems he has a deep infatuation maybe even an obsession with my GF Laura, I don't know if he's spoken of her to you, but he's talked to my gf about some things I find inappropriate when Chris knew full well that Laura was in a serious relationship. So I'm just kinda wondering if Chris has said anything to you about Laura.
It seems kinda off to me that he turned my GF down for sex (taking his virginity) saying that she lives too far away to do anything with, he told her this about a month ago I don't know how long you and him have been together.

that's what i have so far.
2nd-March-2007, 00:48
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Hey, no problem. I gotted it ;)

in the ass.
2nd-March-2007, 00:49
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Does bright foo2K come with nude pictures of you?

If so, I might DL it.

Aww, that's no fun.

By which I mean cleaning a large mess sucks and the story is somewhat lame.

I was once ankle deep in a sludge of shit, piss and toilet paper. Does that make you feel better?
2nd-March-2007, 00:50
Raype

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

Hi, I'm pretty sure you don't know me but...
My name is Jon, and I know "of" Chris, your bf.

It seems he has a deep infatuation maybe even an obsession with my GF Laura, I don't know if he's spoken of her to you, but he's talked to my gf about some things I find inappropriate when Chris knew full well that Laura was in a serious relationship. So I'm just kinda wondering if Chris has said anything to you about Laura.
It seems kinda off to me that he turned my GF down for sex (taking his virginity) saying that she lives too far away to do anything with, he told her this about a month ago I don't know how long you and him have been together.

that's what i have so far.

I keep telling you, just do his girlfriend.

Make sure you get pics as well.

I'll be fun if he ever makes a move on your girl.
2nd-March-2007, 00:50
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I was once ankle deep in a sludge of shit, piss and toilet paper. Does that make you feel better?

Not really.

Ankle deep for you is nothing.

:P

Yeah, somewhat.
2nd-March-2007, 00:50
Sprung

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...

I hate you all.
2nd-March-2007, 00:51
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death Cube K

Hi, I'm pretty sure you don't know me but...
My name is Jon, and I know "of" Chris, your bf.

It seems he has a deep infatuation maybe even an obsession with my GF Laura, I don't know if he's spoken of her to you, but he's talked to my gf about some things I find inappropriate when Chris knew full well that Laura was in a serious relationship. So I'm just kinda wondering if Chris has said anything to you about Laura.
It seems kinda off to me that he turned my GF down for sex (taking his virginity) saying that she lives too far away to do anything with, he told her this about a month ago I don't know how long you and him have been together.

that's what i have so far.

Replace GF by girlfriend. 'cause it looks better this way. =)
blah blah blah, you're going to lose Laura doing so, idiot.
2nd-March-2007, 00:51
Raype

That's vulcan lame.

Ok, I'm making star trek puns.

Goodbye cool, hello geek.
2nd-March-2007, 00:53
Sprung

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

That's vulcan lame.

Ok, I'm making star trek puns.

Goodbye cool, hello geek.
2nd-March-2007, 00:54
polobunny

You're using that picture everyday Sprung. :(
2nd-March-2007, 00:56
The Joker

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Originally Posted by polobunny

you're going to lose Laura doing so, idiot.

you think so? good plan for me then.
2nd-March-2007, 00:56
Raype

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Originally Posted by Sprung

*pic*

Hey look everybody, it's Astaroth.
2nd-March-2007, 00:58
polobunny

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

you think so? good plan for me then.

Depends how much of a stupid slut she is. Willy the whale stupid or Donkey Kong stupid, you know.
2nd-March-2007, 01:01
Sprung

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Originally Posted by polobunny

You're using that picture everyday Sprung. :(

I've used it twice this year. You seem to be stalking 'diaper boy'. Are you gay for diapers?
2nd-March-2007, 01:02
The Joker

She's tried to put confidence in me by saying I'd never date him because he's shorter than me, and that I'm the most important thing to her, meaningful things if she followed through with the next part.

After he refused her for sex (Then asked her to flash him on webcam, thats another story though), I just simply said, "You know he only seems interested in you for sex, why don't you just stop talking to him, that;s weird since I'm here." She agreed and deleted him.

Some days later I went to hangout while she was at work, I didn't come back until 1 in the am, and I couldn't contact her because her phone was off and she deleted her myspace, so I walked to her house, 3.3 miles away, talked to her and found out she made another myspace account.

What I found out the next day (Feb 16th) was that she added Chris before she added me, her own boyfriend, I was kinda mad, then asked why he was so special, then she told me he was trying to comfort her, because she had just tried to dump me on the 15th and deleting her myspace was a sign she was going to try to dump me again.

PART II
2nd-March-2007, 01:03
Raype

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I've used it twice this year. You seem to be stalking 'diaper boy'. Are you gay for diapers?

You've used it twice in the last week.

Also, yes, I wouldn't mind getting into his diapers.
2nd-March-2007, 01:03
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death Cube K

She's tried to put confidence in me by saying I'd never date him because he's shorter than me, and that I'm the most important thing to her, meaningful things if she followed through with the next part.

After he refused her for sex (Then asked her to flash him on webcam, thats another story though), I just simply said, "You know he only seems interested in you for sex, why don't you just stop talking to him, that;s weird since I'm here." She agreed and deleted him.

Some days later I went to hangout while she was at work, I didn't come back until 1 in the am, and I couldn't contact her because her phone was off and she deleted her myspace, so I walked to her house, 3.3 miles away, talked to her and found out she made another myspace account.

What I found out the next day (Feb 16th) was that she added Chris before she added me, her own boyfriend, I was kinda mad, then asked why he was so special, then she told me he was trying to comfort her, because she had just tried to dump me on the 15th and deleting her myspace was a sign she was going to try to dump me again.

PART II

Sequels suck.
2nd-March-2007, 01:04
Sprung

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

You've used it twice in the last week.

Also, yes, I wouldn't mind getting into his diapers.
2nd-March-2007, 01:04
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death Cube K

She's tried to put confidence in me by saying I'd never date him because he's shorter than me, and that I'm the most important thing to her, meaningful things if she followed through with the next part.

After he refused her for sex (Then asked her to flash him on webcam, thats another story though), I just simply said, "You know he only seems interested in you for sex, why don't you just stop talking to him, that;s weird since I'm here." She agreed and deleted him.

Some days later I went to hangout while she was at work, I didn't come back until 1 in the am, and I couldn't contact her because her phone was off and she deleted her myspace, so I walked to her house, 3.3 miles away, talked to her and found out she made another myspace account.

What I found out the next day (Feb 16th) was that she added Chris before she added me, her own boyfriend, I was kinda mad, then asked why he was so special, then she told me he was trying to comfort her, because she had just tried to dump me on the 15th and deleting her myspace was a sign she was going to try to dump me again.

PART II

*warning: This post contains 200% of your recommended daily intake of EMO!*
2nd-March-2007, 01:05
Sprung

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

*warning: This post contains 200% of your recommended daily intake of EMO!*

I almost had an emotack.
2nd-March-2007, 01:06
Elmdor

Haha. Myspace.
2nd-March-2007, 01:07
Elmdor

Oi, Sprung! Can you change my access title to SexyDiscoModerator? Thanks in advance and all that.
2nd-March-2007, 01:08
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Oi, Sprung! Can you change my access title to SexyDiscoModerator? Thanks in advance and all that.

Done.
2nd-March-2007, 01:10
Elmdor

Thanks, sir.

Whoa, this is awesome. If you don't agree you suck. :(
2nd-March-2007, 01:10
Strongbad

I was bored so I snaped a sexy pose and a I was taking this picture I found my wallet. That makes it even better.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../SWEARTOME.jpg
2nd-March-2007, 01:10
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Thanks, sir.

Whoa, this is awesome. If you don't agree you suck. :(

I want to see you in Gogo boots.
2nd-March-2007, 01:11
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I was bored so I snaped a sexy pose and a I was taking this picture I found my wallet. That makes it even better.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../SWEARTOME.jpg

Shit.

There, happy now?
2nd-March-2007, 01:12
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death Cube K

She's tried to put confidence in me by saying I'd never date him because he's shorter than me, and that I'm the most important thing to her, meaningful things if she followed through with the next part.

After he refused her for sex (Then asked her to flash him on webcam, thats another story though), I just simply said, "You know he only seems interested in you for sex, why don't you just stop talking to him, that;s weird since I'm here." She agreed and deleted him.

Some days later I went to hangout while she was at work, I didn't come back until 1 in the am, and I couldn't contact her because her phone was off and she deleted her myspace, so I walked to her house, 3.3 miles away, talked to her and found out she made another myspace account.

What I found out the next day (Feb 16th) was that she added Chris before she added me, her own boyfriend, I was kinda mad, then asked why he was so special, then she told me he was trying to comfort her, because she had just tried to dump me on the 15th and deleting her myspace was a sign she was going to try to dump me again.

PART II

Oh so you're important, BUT SHES DUMPING YOU?
You the problem, it's quite obvious. :wacko:
2nd-March-2007, 01:12
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Oi, Sprung! Can you change my access title to SexyDiscoModerator? Thanks in advance and all that.

Hey didn't you used to have a sig of a girl with a fresh facial?

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