The Let-It-All-Out: We're Here For You. No, Really.

Comcast is quite possibly the worst ISP ever. D:

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub06660

I still have Duke 3D with the original box, used to have Blood as well. Shadow Warrior is another good one too.

Duke 3D works perfectly on my soft-modded original Xbox. :-P

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I used to have Duke 3d. Lost it though :Low:
Playing it right now. Now just need to find the blood no cd crack

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I don't like spicy. :P

Not sure what sauce I'm gonna put on them yet. Probably Smokin' Stampede -- which isn't actually spicy. It's a beer and chipotle barbecue sauce -- has a tiny bit of a kick at first, but doesn't have that lingering burn that I hate.

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BBQ wings are good too. We make a pretty good chipotle BBQ sauce at my work. :drool:

I like a good pepper-type heat. Although I prefer the type of burn you get from some good horse radish/wasabi/chinese hot mustard. That real nasal burn, I love it. :P

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Originally Posted by brit

Comcast is quite possibly the worst ISP ever. D:

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They pretty much suck a fat dick. Although I don't know if the ISP I'm with is any better(Qwest). :/

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub06660

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BBQ wings are good too. We make a pretty good chipotle BBQ sauce at my work. :drool:

I like a good pepper-type heat. Although I prefer the type of burn you get from some good horse radish/wasabi/chinese hot mustard. That real nasal burn, I love it. :P

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The fuck? Fuck Chipotle.
The only part of your post that was meaningful (for me).

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub06660

They pretty much suck a fat dick. Although I don't know if the ISP I'm with is any better(Qwest). :/

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Lmfao. I'm sorry.

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub06660

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BBQ wings are good too. We make a pretty good chipotle BBQ sauce at my work. :drool:

I like a good pepper-type heat. Although I prefer the type of burn you get from some good horse radish/wasabi/chinese hot mustard. That real nasal burn, I love it. :P

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I don't like nasal burn. :P I like the kick in the back of the throat that lasts for about five seconds, and then pretty much disappears.

I really want to find a chipotle mayo around here. There's very little in terms of chipotle products that are actually any good in any of the stores around here.

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Originally Posted by brit

The fuck? Fuck Chipotle.
The only part of your post that was meaningful (for me).

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I mentioned it because he mentioned it first. :P

Anyway, the chipotle BBQ at my work is better than the shit blackberry BBQ we have as well. Although the best homemade BBQ sauce I ever had was mostly made from RC Cola. :D

Man yo. So I get my AE DLC and shit. I go online with my Yang and start bodying niggas left and right. Play a couple of matches, get 1KBP and had like 600PP (cuz I lost a couple of matches due to dumb mistakes and a lot of lag). So right, I'm feeling myself because I'm climbing the ranks and shit. I'm all 131st Yang IN THE WORLD (on XBL), and like... 5500th ranked overall IN THE WORLD (on XBL) And so I take a little break.

Now, my little fifteen minute break goes by and I jump online and lose to this Oni player. There are a LOT of Oni players online today. Lost 5BP, no big deal, whatever. NEXT MATCH, I fucking get disconnected while I was whooping this really bad Yun. Lost around 300PP. I jump back online like, "You know what? I can make it back real quick. Niggas are terrible today." NEXT MATCH, I get disconnected while whooping some terrible, unsafe Oni. Lost another 100BP. Now I'm pissed like, "The fuck Comcast? You can't be doing this shit to me right now." LAST MATCH, I decide I'm gonna try this shit one more time. I start banging out with this runsplash-dependent Fuerte. Bodying this guy. Didn't even make it into the second fucking round before "You have been disconnected from XBOX Live". I'm down to like... 135PP now.

Fucking Comcast.

Now that my rant is done, here are my impressions:

Oni is THE guy online. I've fought at least twelve of them. Oni is an interesting character to fight against, too. lol. Not GREAT, just interesting.

Yun is just as hard to beat as people have said. His lunge punch is so safe from almost every range and every button. Especially Jab and EX. If spaced even remotely well, it puts him just outside of Yang's jab/short range, and sets him up for a throw. lol. EX leaves him safe on block, too. lol.

Yang is my nigga. Takes clever play to win convincingly, without being Makoto (giant-brain fighting game savant). His slashes all seem to have wildly differing timings to get all three slashes (or lag was fucking with me). Altogether though, he's the most fun of the bunch for me.

Fei is a mystery to me right now. I've fought two online and they were obvious tier-whores. Had no idea what to do except FlameKick and Rekka. D:

Evil Ryu is less popular online than I expected him to be. I fought one. He got handled.

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Originally Posted by brit

Lmfao. I'm sorry.

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Still, I guess it's better than hijacking internet from the veterans hospital across the street. :wacko:

Well I'm not getting chicken tonight, but I am getting some beef brisket from BROTHERS BBQ! Ooh yeaaaah.

Just ordered it, gunna be ready in 14 minutes. LONGEST. 14. MINUTES. OF. MAH. LIFE!

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I don't like nasal burn. :P I like the kick in the back of the throat that lasts for about five seconds, and then pretty much disappears.

I really want to find a chipotle mayo around here. There's very little in terms of chipotle products that are actually any good in any of the stores around here.

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Hmm, we used to have a chipotle concentrated paste at my work. Which I think we actually used to make chipotle mayo.

You could probably order a jar of the concentrate online for pretty cheap if you wanted. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub06660

Hmm, we used to have a chipotle concentrated paste at my work. Which I think we actually used to make chipotle mayo.

You could probably order it online for pretty cheap if you wanted. :shrug:

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I don't want it that badly. :P

Too much work.

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Duke Nukem 3D is my holdover until my bro gets DNF