The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/buy/vpx/redline/rtd

Some nutritional stores carry it, but not many.

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Seriously?

You can find that thing everywhere here.

Usually packaged near the weight loss solutions (slim fast and that shit) and the energy drinks.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Hmmmm, I wonder why I have never noticed this before. Maybe it is because I just haven't looked. When I do find some I will be sure to chug two or three bottles.

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Not sure about how it works on the slimming, but it'll give you a pretty good buzz.

Of course I'm pretty slim already, so I don't need that crap.

I exercise and stuff.

*lifts car*

Yeah!

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Originally Posted by strongbad

This seems to good to be true.

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That's because it is.

By the time you drink a couple dozen of those things, you'll start looking/acting like a crack addict.

It's funny though.

Also, consuming a high number of them on a dare, worth it but not something you'd want to do every week.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Negative.

I've already made the necessary adjustments.

I loaded it up with blue fuel myself.

Also, I lubed the ship so that it'll fit easier into the a hole.

Sometimes the A hole gets a little tight, so a bit of lube goes a long way.

That's also why the phallus has a sloped shape.

It'll streatch the hole bigger, instead of trying to cram it all in at once.

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Oh wait, I get it. You're talking about anal sex aren't you? You bad.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a72...396207eef8.gif

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Oh wait, I get it. You're talking about anal sex aren't you? You bad.

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Of course.

Everything goes back to anal sex.

Even oral sex.

Of course, that also leads to shitty breath.

But that's nothing a little mouthwash won't cure!

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Originally Posted by crusher

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I almost died I was laughing so hard because of that picture.

Fuck, what is that from. It looks really familiar.

I just finished eating an entire box of Peanut Butter Patties, and I think my heart is about to give out. Can I use my laptop battery as a defibrillator?

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

I just finished eating an entire box of Peanut Butter Patties, and I think my heart is about to give out. Can I use my laptop battery as a defibrillator?

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Somewhat.

Although I recommend getting to a hospital.

When they think you're having a heart attack, they give you oxygen, which gets you lightheaded.

Occasionally they'll also shoot you full of painkillers.

And those things are fucking awesome.

Most fun you can have in a hospital while doped up: Get someone to kick you in the balls.

You won't feel a thing.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

I just finished eating an entire box of Peanut Butter Patties, and I think my heart is about to give out. Can I use my laptop battery as a defibrillator?

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That would be about as effective as using a few D batteries. While it might feel funny on your tongue, I doubt that it could restart your heart. Have fun dying.

Two paragraphs done for the record. I think I am just going to go to bed and do it right before class. When I put myself in situations like that I usually get things done much quicker.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Somewhat.

Although I recommend getting to a hospital.

When they think you're having a heart attack, they give you oxygen, which gets you lightheaded.

Occasionally they'll also shoot you full of painkillers.

And those things are fucking awesome.

Most fun you can have in a hospital while doped up: Get someone to kick you in the balls.

You won't feel a thing.

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Too many of those awesome painkilers will constipate you for weeks. I speek from experience.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

When they think you're having a heart attack, they give you oxygen, which gets you lightheaded.

Occasionally they'll also shoot you full of painkillers.

And those things are fucking awesome.

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I haven't had great experiences with oxygen; it just makes me dizzy.
Morphine is one of the greatest drugs. Ever.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Too many of those awesome painkilers will constipate you for weeks. I speek from experience.

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Never had that problem.

I did have an overactive sex drive though.

Still waiting for it to go away.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

I haven't had great experiences with oxygen; it just makes me dizzy.
Morphine is one of the greatest drugs. Ever.

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That's what it's supposed to do.

You're dizzy, but because you're lying around doing jack shit it's kinda fun, and non dangerous.

And yes. It is.

Of course the lesser known ones are pretty kickass as well.

Nothing like feeling like you're going to explode, then getting a couple injections then feeling like you just want to eat something and fuck that hot nurse.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Have fun dying.

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Since I haven't collapsed yet, I'm going to eat another box. That's another 416% of my daily saturated fat.
Maybe I'll have two more boxes.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

Since I haven't collapsed yet, I'm going to eat another box. That's another 416% of my daily saturated fat.
Maybe I'll have two more boxes.

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Those daily requirements are bull anyway.

Anyone care to tell me how me and some kid half my size require the same amount of sugar and fat to live?

Because I don't see it.