Ask Doctor Robotnik!

Do you have any siblings?
If so, are they competent?

what do you think would happen if SEGA releases a cartridge based console within the next few years?

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Originally Posted by Fist Of Tulkas

Hey Doc, I know you don't like talking about your father... but what about your mother or other family?

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speaking of that, is there a Colin in your world? i noticed most of the events in Sonic X mirror those in the comic-books and game.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

speaking of that, is there a Colin in your world? i noticed most of the events in Sonic X mirror those in the comic-books and game.

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Do you mean Christopher? I say his alternate self is Marine. xD

well i meant Colin Kintobor from the comics

forgot this earlier: is there any storyline truth to the Sonic comic that was packd-in with the original game?

I'm glad you like my ideas.
1). How often, if at all, do you review old fights?
2). I want to build my own robot helpers, what advice do you have for me?

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Originally Posted by Kyzuru

Ok, so Sonic(both of them) ruined your latest plot, are you going to go back and get a teaching degree?

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I already did, as a matter of fact. I am now Professor Doctor Robotnik. But you can keep calling me Doctor Robotnik.

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Originally Posted by Fist Of Tulkas

Hey Doc, I know you don't like talking about your father... but what about your mother or other family?

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It's a blanket rule for me, essentially. Still, some minor details won't hurt.

My mother was a loving woman, highly intelligent (Hey, it runs in the family), who appeared to only want the best for me. Which is why she signed me up for GUN, her working there as chief scientist. I quickly rose through the ranks of GUN's top intellects. My reward? Nearly being killed for having the greatest mind in the world.

...mother... wasn't so lucky.

Let's just leave it here, shall we? I intended this to be at least a cheerful thread.

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

(I) What are the names of your grandparents and parents?
(II) Have you ever watched a movie called Mr. Bones? (entirely random)

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I - I only know my grandfather, Professor Gerald Robotnik. My parents' names will remain undisclosed until such time as I decide to make them known.
II - My answer's less random. Nope.

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Originally Posted by Gig.

Do you have any siblings?
If so, are they competent?

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'fraid not. Or possibly thankfully not. You never know.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

what do you think would happen if SEGA releases a cartridge based console within the next few years?

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They'll be laughed off of the market.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

speaking of that, is there a Colin in your world? i noticed most of the events in Sonic X mirror those in the comic-books and game.

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Sonic X has sod-all to do with this dimension. And Colin/Snively has sod-all to do with Sonic X's reality.

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Originally Posted by Fist Of Tulkas

Do you mean Christopher? I say his alternate self is Marine. xD

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Who's Christopher?

Oh right, the aggravating kid.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

well i meant Colin Kintobor from the comics

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

forgot this earlier: is there any storyline truth to the Sonic comic that was packd-in with the original game?

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No, not really. SEGA basically informed me that they had to make initial sales somehow, so I let it be.

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Originally Posted by iamerror

I'm glad you like my ideas.
1). How often, if at all, do you review old fights?
2). I want to build my own robot helpers, what advice do you have for me?

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1 - Occasionally. It's informative. Plus, nostalgia's nice.
2 - Start small. Seriously. Don't expect to build a fully functional Egg Pawn right from the start.

Before you ask why I am using the "code" BBCode, it's for the spacing to work.

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  (I) Do you play chess?
      If so, do you have a life-size chess board with life-size chess pieces that are actually robot-like?

 (II) Do you like eating chocolate cookies?

(III) Ever heard of a comedian named Leon Schuster? (dunno about the spelling of his surname)

 (IV) How many avatars have you had in the past?

  (V) Did you ever feel like cloning yourself at times?

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

Do you play chess?
If so, do you have a life-size chess board with life-size chess pieces that are actually robot-like?

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do you live on MARS? my dad has one of those.

would you ever like to play Chess Doc?

Thanks. I just need some helpers to collect ingredients for potions/spells, and household stuff.

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

Before you ask why I am using the "code" BBCode, it's for the spacing to work.

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  (I) Do you play chess?
      If so, do you have a life-size chess board with life-size chess pieces that are actually robot-like?

 (II) Do you like eating chocolate cookies?

(III) Ever heard of a comedian named Leon Schuster? (dunno about the spelling of his surname)

 (IV) How many avatars have you had in the past?

  (V) Did you ever feel like cloning yourself at times?

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I - On occasion, and no. While the Egg Carrier is big, I do need to conserve space here and there. A giant chessboard might be overdoing things.
II - Also on occasion. Too many of them and you get sick as all hell. Wasn't a pleasant afternoon.
III - Can't say that I have, sorry.
IV - As in forum avatars? Just the one. What more do I need to show my illustrious self?
V - Of course not. I'm a genius, but I don't know if I'd work very well with... well, me.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

do you live on MARS? my dad has one of those.

would you ever like to play Chess Doc?

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Your dad has a life-sized chessboard? Neat.

And I'll consider it. Probably not though, it's quite hard to find opponents who think fifty moves or more ahead.

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Originally Posted by iamerror

Thanks. I just need some helpers to collect ingredients for potions/spells, and household stuff.

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Well, if we're talking spellweaving, and I realise that I'm slightly out of my element here, but... why not just conjure a bunch of familiars?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Your dad has a life-sized chessboard? Neat

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he built it from wood and ceramic.

did you clone Shadow, or are there multiple versions? because in Sonic X there are at least four in Geralds lab on space colony Ark

Do you have a garden, if so, what do you grow in it?

I did that, but they won't behave, so I'm working on some robot helpers.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

II - Also on occasion. Too many of them and you get sick as all hell. Wasn't a pleasant afternoon.

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I - Is it possible for someone not to get sick from eating too many chocolate cookies and eating a lot of crisps, ice cream and sweets?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

V - Of course not. I'm a genius, but I don't know if I'd work very well with... well, me.

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So it could possibly result in a Robotnik vs. Robotnik war.
II - Are there any other genii that agree with you about anything (like taking over the world and so on)?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

And I'll consider it. Probably not though, it's quite hard to find opponents who think fifty moves or more ahead.

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III - How many moves ahead do you think?

IV - What is the most predictable thing that anyone has done?
V - Do you have any weapons that cause disintegration that I could borrow?

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

he built it from wood and ceramic.

did you clone Shadow, or are there multiple versions? because in Sonic X there are at least four in Geralds lab on space colony Ark

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No, I produced robotic versions of Shadow. Without the personality. Or at least, without the single dimension that makes him so utterly aggravating. And Sonic X's history is still an alternate history. I'd be inclined to suggest, however, that those versions of Shadow were prototypes of the eventual final creation.

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Originally Posted by Gig.

Do you have a garden, if so, what do you grow in it?

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A Chao Garden. I'll leave the answer to the second question up to your imagination.

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Originally Posted by iamerror

I did that, but they won't behave, so I'm working on some robot helpers.

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Well, small ones could work. Just don't botch up the behavioural subroutines or you'll have a bigger problem than some unhelpful familiars.

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

I - Is it possible for someone not to get sick from eating too many chocolate cookies and eating a lot of crisps, ice cream and sweets?

So it could possibly result in a Robotnik vs. Robotnik war.
II - Are there any other genii that agree with you about anything (like taking over the world and so on)?

III - How many moves ahead do you think?

IV - What is the most predictable thing that anyone has done?
V - Do you have any weapons that cause disintegration that I could borrow?

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I - Eminently doubtful.
II - A few of them do, yes. They contacted me to officially declare a position of strict neutrality. They agree with my ideals, but not my methods, so they decided to stay out of battles on either side. I respect their position, and leave them to it.
III - Now that would be telling.
IV - Possibly, ask that question.
V - I do have such weapons, and no, I don't lend them to anyone as a general rule. Disintegration is one of those things I prefer to keep in hand, oddly.

why does the Sonic of Sonic X only have three spines/spikes/fins/you know what i mean, but Shadow X, Super Shadow X, and Super Sonic X have four spines/spikes/fins/you know what i mean?

is there an Iron Dominion in your universe?

who would win in a race between all Sonics from your universe to the X Universe, all Supermen, all Flash's, all Shadows, and all Mephiles's?

We're ALmost at page 100 :D.
What do you think about the new Daycare Center on the forums?

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

why does the Sonic of Sonic X only have three spines/spikes/fins/you know what i mean, but Shadow X, Super Shadow X, and Super Sonic X have four spines/spikes/fins/you know what i mean?

is there an Iron Dominion in your universe?

who would win in a race between all Sonics from your universe to the X Universe, all Supermen, all Flash's, all Shadows, and all Mephiles's?

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- Shoddy art direction? They know the history, it's up to the artists to churn out something viewable. In the case of Sonic X, they could've done better.
- Thankfully, no. Regina Ferrum would mostly just irritate me anyway. The bint's mental
- Well, let's ignore Superman and the Flash, because they're entirely fictional. I'm inclined to say 'our' Sonic would win, but there are some interesting examples of ridiculous speed in some of the alternate dimensions as well. Mephiles wouldn't win because he'd stop in mid-race to violently kill everything nearby all the time. Shadow wouldn't win because he'd take a break in mid-race because he needs a good cry over Maria.

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Originally Posted by Gig.

We're ALmost at page 100 :D.
What do you think about the new Daycare Center on the forums?

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- Yes we are. I'm still mildly astounded.
- Clicked the link for a split second, nearly lost my eye-sight. I'll have a look with significantly toned down colours later. I mean, okay, I build garish mechs from time to time, but this?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

V - I do have such weapons, and no, I don't lend them to anyone as a general rule. Disintegration is one of those things I prefer to keep in hand, oddly.

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And you don't use it against Sonic for fear of disintegrating the world.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

- Clicked the link for a split second, nearly lost my eye-sight. I'll have a look with significantly toned down colours later. I mean, okay, I build garish mechs from time to time, but this?

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Reminds me of how I destroy the purpose of most things -_-
And I am used to be blamed for anything and everything that happens in the world. And almost getting grounded for it without me even being involved. :sigh:

But anyway, the questions, otherwise I'll get thrown into a prison cell or dungeon of your Future Royal Highness...

|. Do you have any weapons that I could borrow to annihilate undead, orcs and stuff on a replica of Earth?
||. What was the best birthday present you ever got?
|||. Is there anyone who is annoying you at the moment (other than Sonic and his friends, and me)?
|\/. Do you know something about "Eternity Codes?"
\/. If you had to choose between a whip, knife, Keyblade, axe and katana, what would you choose?

And sorry for breaking a rule but I have a sixth question.

\/|. Are "Dimensional Cubes" (cubes that bring another dimension to the dimension it's used in) extremely dangerous?
(probably is but I have to make certain how dangerous those things are)

ok, here's what i meant:

in a race between The Flash, Sonic, Superman, Shadow, and Speedy Gonzales, (disregarding fictionality) who do YOU think would win?

i'm leaning towards Sonic ofc.

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

And you don't use it against Sonic for fear of disintegrating the world.


Reminds me of how I destroy the purpose of most things -_-
And I am used to be blamed for anything and everything that happens in the world. And almost getting grounded for it without me even being involved. :sigh:

But anyway, the questions, otherwise I'll get thrown into a prison cell or dungeon of your Future Royal Highness...

|. Do you have any weapons that I could borrow to annihilate undead, orcs and stuff on a replica of Earth?
||. What was the best birthday present you ever got?
|||. Is there anyone who is annoying you at the moment (other than Sonic and his friends, and me)?
|\/. Do you know something about "Eternity Codes?"
\/. If you had to choose between a whip, knife, Keyblade, axe and katana, what would you choose?

And sorry for breaking a rule but I have a sixth question.

\/|. Are "Dimensional Cubes" (cubes that bring another dimension to the dimension it's used in) extremely dangerous?
(probably is but I have to make certain how dangerous those things are)

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No, I don't use disintegration weapons against living beings. Despite wanting to take over the world, I still have some moral compass. You might want to look into getting one.

I - It's on a replica of earth. You have a replica of earth infested with hostile creatures, and you don't have any weapons there? You poor thing.
II - I'm not sure. I think I'll go with my first set of mechanical components I got for my seventh. Went through them rather quickly though, as I recall.
III - No, not really. It's a fairly quiet day. Aside from plotting, of course.
IV - Well, a few hints is about all. They're a systematic impossibility, only possible in mathematics. Try to program one, and you end up with an endlessly repeating cycle that'll melt down your system.
V - Eggmobile. But in the hypothetical - and near impossible - situation that I don't have access to my tech, I suppose I'd go with the Keyblade. Not that I'm that good at hand to hand combat, but those things can at least unlock anything, allowing me to facilitate an escape and get back to my Eggmobile.
VI - Well, the calculated risk of destruction of at least that dimension, and most likely the one you bring it to, comes to about 97.8%. Try it and my entire Egg Fleet will move against you. Be told.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

ok, here's what i meant:

in a race between The Flash, Sonic, Superman, Shadow, and Speedy Gonzales, (disregarding fictionality) who do YOU think would win?

i'm leaning towards Sonic ofc.

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Sonic. He's the only one who can be accurately measured, aside from Shadow, and as I mentioned before, Shadow needs occasional breaks to cry about Maria, so Sonic.

Oooh~ How are you today :D

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

No, I don't use disintegration weapons against living beings. Despite wanting to take over the world, I still have some moral compass. You might want to look into getting one.

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I tried. Resulted in a very painful injury. It still hurts a lot.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

I - It's on a replica of earth. You have a replica of earth infested with hostile creatures, and you don't have any weapons there? You poor thing.

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What can I say? I'm forgetful :-/

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

VI - Well, the calculated risk of destruction of at least that dimension, and most likely the one you bring it to, comes to about 97.8%. Try it and my entire Egg Fleet will move against you. Be told.

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I didn't try it. Unless I was hallucinating, Gig. had one, which caused a dimensional rift and it led to a world with werecreatures. It was mentioned somewhere around page 170 of the current Hang-Out thread.

1. When's your birthday?
2. Have you ever played any of the Castlevania games?
3. What is the longest adjective that you use?
4. Do you know anyone who's good at ASCII art?
5. May I borrow some metals and minerals?

do you ever feel you need to intervene in stupidity?

So I know that most perpetual motion machines doesn't work (in the sense of being perpetual)
But....
Do these machines go on for hours before stopping or even more time would have to pass for them to stop?

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Originally Posted by Lisa Marie Varon~ Victoria

Oooh~ How are you today :D

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I'm doing exceptionally well, thank you. So well, in fact, that you might think I'd...

Never mind, that would be giving things away for my next scheme, now wouldn't it?

Mwahahahahaaa

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I tried. Resulted in a very painful injury. It still hurts a lot.


What can I say? I'm forgetful :-/

I didn't try it. Unless I was hallucinating, Gig. had one, which caused a dimensional rift and it led to a world with werecreatures. It was mentioned somewhere around page 170 of the current Hang-Out thread.

1. When's your birthday?
2. Have you ever played any of the Castlevania games?
3. What is the longest adjective that you use?
4. Do you know anyone who's good at ASCII art?
5. May I borrow some metals and minerals?

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1 - Classified. Or rather: I'm not telling you my age. Get over it.
2 - One or two. Didn't really interest me, though they're solidly made.
3 - Questions like these always make me wonder what people are thinking. I can use many. I don't use them just to prove that I can. I do that with my machinery. If you want the first one that came to mind, try "Phonosyntactical"
4 - Most walkthrough makers. I don't know them personally, but on occasion it seems they spend more time on ASCII than they do on the actual walkthrough, and given how detailed most of them are, that's saying something.
5 - Dig up your own. I'm using the materials at my disposal. Usually for my next big scheme.

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Originally Posted by GunSlinger Boy

do you ever feel you need to intervene in stupidity?

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Why do you think I'm trying to take over the world?

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Originally Posted by Sheik

So I know that most perpetual motion machines doesn't work (in the sense of being perpetual)
But....
Do these machines go on for hours before stopping or even more time would have to pass for them to stop?

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They just last for very long, but no motion is perpetual. They just use an absolute minimum of energy, and as such, can keep going for a very long time. The energy, be it kinetic, electronic, or otherwise, will run out eventually, however. I suspect that only exceptions to the rule is the Master Emerald and its lesser counterparts, the Chaos Emeralds, and those are most likely self-renewing, drawing on a hitherto unknown power source.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

1 - Classified. Or rather: I'm not telling you my age. Get over it.

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Sorry for asking...

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

5 - Dig up your own. I'm using the materials at my disposal. Usually for my next big scheme.

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Will do...

1. Were you ever depressed as child...?
2. Which language do you consider to be the most useless one that is spoken nowadays...?
3. What would your laws be when your plan to take over the world succeeds...?

Well you see... I got some info on you latest "vacation" :wacko:

Spoiler warning:

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/...15-610x343.jpg

Was this the latest invention or was this all leisure?

So what would you do if your ever able to capture Sonic? Would you be in the same situation as Gargamel if he ever caught the Smurfs?

Gargamel After Eating Smurfs (for reference)

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

Sorry for asking...

Will do...

1. Were you ever depressed as child...?
2. Which language do you consider to be the most useless one that is spoken nowadays...?
3. What would your laws be when your plan to take over the world succeeds...?

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Quite all right.

1 - As a child, no. Later in life, yes.
2 - Probably text-speak. If people can't be bothered to put in the effort, don't bother at all.
3 - The law of common sense would be re-introduced immensely fast. From there, I'm still building a rule-set.

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Originally Posted by Sheik

Well you see... I got some info on you latest "vacation" :wacko:

Spoiler warning:

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/...15-610x343.jpg

Was this the latest invention or was this all leisure?

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That was all leisure. Fun though.

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Originally Posted by [toj.cc]Phantom

So what would you do if your ever able to capture Sonic? Would you be in the same situation as Gargamel if he ever caught the Smurfs?

Gargamel After Eating Smurfs (for reference)

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No, I would - and I really wish people would pick up on this fact - take over the world.

You know, my actual stated goal, in which Sonic is an eternal impediment? I don't fight just to fight Sonic. I fight to get past Sonic and then take over the world. Are we now clear on this?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

You know, my actual stated goal, in which Sonic is an eternal impediment? I don't fight just to fight Sonic. I fight to get past Sonic and then take over the world. Are we now clear on this?

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So you wanna eat him?

Do you also really like Brian Wilson???

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Quite all right.

1 - As a child, no. Later in life, yes.

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Awww... sounds sad. D:
(Hi, doctor. Kinda long time since my last question here... :PP)

Hey, do you ever feel like talking out your problems? You know, open your heart, and stuff... ^^;;;
It must feel lonely in that metallic fortress of your, right? :!!!:
(with all your metallic friends, and metallic raves/parties I assume you have every now and then... :fogwacko:)

Oh, and do you have a quick way/method to "needle" good parenting in people's minds?
(because some people that go to the garden library I am working at seriously need some... >.>)

Anyway, good "keeping-on" with the thread. Still running (hovering?) around EP. ;P

(1) What is the best song you listened to this month?
(2) What is the best movie you watched this month?
(3) Have you ever asked help of other people or are all those who helped you robots?

whats your take on nearly reaching one hundred pages?

Do you like tacos?.....or burritos???

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Originally Posted by [toj.cc]Phantom

So you wanna eat him?

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Let me try this one last time.

I. PLOT. TO. TAKE. OVER. THE. WORLD.

Why in the name of any deity you might come up with would I want to eat Sonic? I want him out of the way, but preferebly in a non-fatal manner.

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Do you also really like Brian Wilson???

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Well, I might, but I've never heard of him. Feel free to post a video of him, my database can always use more information.

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Awww... sounds sad. D:
(Hi, doctor. Kinda long time since my last question here... :PP)

Hey, do you ever feel like talking out your problems? You know, open your heart, and stuff... ^^;;;
It must feel lonely in that metallic fortress of your, right? :!!!:
(with all your metallic friends, and metallic raves/parties I assume you have every now and then... :fogwacko:)

Oh, and do you have a quick way/method to "needle" good parenting in people's minds?
(because some people that go to the garden library I am working at seriously need some... >.>)

Anyway, good "keeping-on" with the thread. Still running (hovering?) around EP. ;P

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- Yes, it has been a while. Nice to see you again.
- On occasion, but if you tend to lose often during attempts to take over the world, a certain skill at persistence is required anyway. And no, I don't have rave parties. Really, I'm a sophisticated genius.
- If I had, I would've implemented it by stealth years ago. And I suspect even Sonic would've applauded the effort.
- Thank you, and definitely hovering. I can run. I just don't like to.

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Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael

(1) What is the best song you listened to this month?
(2) What is the best movie you watched this month?
(3) Have you ever asked help of other people or are all those who helped you robots?

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1 - Difficult to say. Let's see...

I think this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSgVppJMKNo

I was surprised at the quality of that game's soundtrack.
2 - None, really. I don't watch films that often, and I don't think I've really had the time to watch any this month. My sparse leisure time goes into gaming or this thread, really.

Hey, even a genius needs to unwind occasionally.
3 - Very rarely. And it's almost always backfired magnificently. Shadow and Rouge come to mind during Adventure 2, for example. Admittedly, listing Shadow under 'people' is stretching the definition, but all the same.

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whats your take on nearly reaching one hundred pages?

Do you like tacos?.....or burritos???

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- Mild astonishment.
- Not in the slightest. They're annoying to eat cleanly, and most of the varieties available just aren't tasty. And before anyone gets all self-righteous about that, kindly recall that this is my opinion. The opinion of the greatest genius in the world, true, but still an opinion.

Well not that everyone know that your not willing to kill him that makes you less of a threat doesn't it.

By the way I'm perfectly fine with you taking over. I'd imagine the world would be a much better place...kinda like Atlas Shrugged.

i think in the new Smash Bros Story Mode you and the entire Sonic cast need to team up with everyone from Nintendo to beat up the latest figment of the Subspace.

btw, how much RAM do you computers have? what kind of networking protocol do you use? wired, wireless, or Laser-Optic?

oh, what's you opinion of Slender?