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He's planning to dump fatty in two months, by tossing her clothes off his balcony after giving her a world tour (or close enough to it for an amateur), then dumping her while she's outside picking up the clothes. Then going back to diane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Yes you will.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
If you don't, I will let you fuck all of my female family members.
Lucky ass. I fucked them all once. Muchos good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
anyone tried this yet?
http://officeliveoffers.com/toshiba/default.htm
With the free version you get:
25 email account, 500 mb webspace, a domain name of your choosing (.com, .org, .net), and some other stuff, but a valid credit card is required (they claim you won't be charged).
Hmm
I'm tempted to make a thread regarding old really hard games, I'm talking games like friday 13th on the nes, I've tried to beat that with an emulator and save states and still have trouble :S
Also was friday 13th ever released as a PAL release, I'm tempted to buy it :wacko:
Oh, so basicly he hasnt moved up the dating ladder =/ Lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
10 bucks say he MySpace msgs her asking for her back.
Put Galaga on that list, it's impossible to beat :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Ziltoid the Omniscient
He's moved down I believe. He's up to three girls now. None of them attractive. Most of them in the "to dump" pile. Quality, not quantity I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Myspace, no. I say he shows up at her house crying in the rain or something. Lame movie style.
The first ninja gaiden. Blindfolded. Now that's a game :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
... just wow..... His excuse was "You said i wouldnt get a dime first try" but fuck, whats his excuse now...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Someone needs glasses, or a fucking mirror.
Oh Oh Oh Email style liek he did to her brother :XD:
I think it's better that he doesn't have glasses. He might choke on his own vomit the next time he sees laura. Mirrors are useless, once diane or pinky look at the mirror, *shatter*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
I can see it now:
Dear Fat slut, I mean laura,
I'm sorry I came in your mouth. Will you take me back? Y/N. I mean it's okay if you don't want to, but I'd like it if you could go out with me again. Also, can I please put it in your ass? I always wanted to do that. PLEASE? Later cutey.
-vlame
Ray, are you trying to pull a DCK on me?
http://a217.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...ea017d2328.jpg
That chick tried to add me to MySpace, at first i thought it was a retarded muppet.
Ew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Is looking like that some sort of stupid fucking trend?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Not at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
I prefer women that aren't freaks.
Well I do like freaks, just a different kind :wacko:
what, the lip rings? myspace users will pierce anything, right Jase?Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Asian is the new black.
And "Anime character" is the new "rapper".
The ring lip, the make up (it's look), the hair, the facial expression. Just seems like they're all a bunch of emo chicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
you are right, i will see her again. cos like I work 7 blocks from her house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
The lip ring I don't get, but colored hair is hot (to me at least).Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
and she lives 3 feet from a 7/11, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
wow the hngout was so dead today.
Meh. Colored hair like that = emo to me. :shrug: Partially, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
well, like 6 blocks from a rite aid/maccas and grocery store :gunner:Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
I blame crusher.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
And mikey, because he apparently made me gay.
Also, the X effect. Basically the person you have the worst breakup with and who you hope to never see again will always be the ex you see most.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
That's the way it works.
Only if it's done right. As in not the way it's done in those pictures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Banned
no, she likes swallowing, i just haven't,... cos srsly, she had sex ADD. :( so i get blue balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Seems so....Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
well, she'll be the only ex i'll see cos she's my 1st. :XD: that's stil 3x times as much as Banned, also i dunno how i got 3x, it has something to do with the remainder. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Have you heard Timbaland's CD?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Oh snap.Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
BANNED LOOK OUT DCK's SNEAKING UP BEHIND YOU HE THOUGHT YOU WAS A CHICK!! AND HIS TURNED ON BY YOUR 2ND CHIN!!!!
Havent you got a image to edit Sprungs head into? Or do you just wanna give head to Sprung?
Remember what happened last time, you cried liek a little girl and left EP.
Music\Timbaland-Presents_Shock_Value-2007-SAW\05-timbaland-bounce_(feat._dr._dre_missy_elliott_justin_timberl ake).mp3Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Your a little slow if you just got it now :P
:sweat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
Finally got around to listening to it yesterday. It's hot. Like, all of it.
She can't even make you ejactulate?Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
MASSIVE FAILURE!!!!
Yes, but eventually there'll be more. Or at least I hope there'll be more.Quote:
Originally Posted by DCK
And she shall be the most commonly seen one.
And it will be awkward.
Its meh, no dope lines other then:Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Gotta chinese liek Sum Yung Ho.
I didn't really pay much attention to lyrics, as much as I did to the over all sound of everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase
12. Timbaland - [Presents: Shock Value (Bonus Tracks) CD1 #12] Bombay (Feat. Amar & Jim Beanz)
we've talked about this before, i said i'm a marathon fucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
neither has made go cum in sex, like it's happeed, just not during intercourse or a time near.
.Quote:
Yes, but eventually there'll be more. Or at least I hope there'll be more.
And she shall be the most commonly seen one.
And it will be awkward
meh, i'll just keep diane prolly move closer to her, to gt out of this shit hole i've been stuckin forever.
Yeah but a marathon without a finish just blows. All you're getting is leg cramps without the trophy. Or even the fun of hitting the finish line. :disagree:Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
That means you're gay. :point:
You're considering structuring your life around a potential girlfriend? *whacks forehead* Good luck with that. I hope you enjoy getting fucked hard by life.
man see the thing is, if i nut, i'll get laura pregnant, cos i'm dumb and don't use a rubber most of the time and the times i do she complains that it gives her rashes, so yeah,... then again if she goes down, she gets tired because i enjoy it being long, and i don't nut there either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
i just want to leave long beach, this place sucks, it's all rap and very black ghetto. there in eagle rock it's all metal and partying, way better. plus i'm about 2 hours from laura. :lol
I knew the beats would be insane off the bat, i mean fuck its Timberland.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Lyrics are meh.
All metal and partying eh? Sounds like a good time.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3