The Hang Out: Anal Commando Collector's Edition

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Nice Roxas, have fun! :D

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I'll try to! I need to get back into the mindset of being on a date. I gotta look nice. :wacko:

Someone buy my Homeworld Remastered Steam code :wacko:.

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Originally Posted by Roxas

I'll try to! I need to get back into the mindset of being on a date. I gotta look nice. :wacko:

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You gotta look nice even if you don't have a date :P

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Originally Posted by Gary Оak

Someone buy my Homeworld Remastered Steam code :wacko:.

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Chop, chop, Gyps! :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Roxas

Have my first date in two years tonight. This is nuts. :wacko:

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How many hours did you pay her for?

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

You gotta look nice even if you don't have a date :P

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Well I mean I gotta put on nice clothes. :P...I need to find my nice clothes. Haven't had to wear them since my job interview. :lol

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Originally Posted by Raype

How many hours did you pay her for?

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Oh you know, the usual 2-3 hours. Although I'll only need 15 minutes. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

You gotta look nice even if you don't have a date [emoji14]

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you've been married too long cookie.

Sweatpants. Hair a mess. Haven't properly cleaned up my beard in three days. This shirt is stretched out so far it's practically reed Richards. I showered yesterday morning. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Roxas

Oh you know, the usual 2-3 hours. Although I'll only need 15 minutes. :wacko:

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Well it gives you a nice window of opportunity to get the sobbing out of your system.

Possibly a good post cry nap too.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Well it gives you a nice window of opportunity to get the sobbing out of your system.

Possibly a good post cry nap too.

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I will most likely break down, wondering where my life went wrong. That I'm sleeping with a hooker. :wacko:

Not that it's happening at least. :lol

Were the STDs worth it? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Warrior

Were the STDs worth it? :wacko:

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Nah. They're not worth. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Roxas

I will most likely break down, wondering where my life went wrong. That I'm sleeping with a hooker. :wacko:

Not that it's happening at least. :lol

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That's the great part though. If she wants to get paid she had to stay and she can't be super judgemental since she fucks people for money. Everyone's a winner.

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Originally Posted by Warrior

Were the STDs worth it? :wacko:

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Eh, ex girlfriend already had the herp. I'll be fine. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

you've been married too long cookie.

Sweatpants. Hair a mess. Haven't properly cleaned up my beard in three days. This shirt is stretched out so far it's practically reed Richards. I showered yesterday morning. :wacko:

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Blimey! and none informed me :wacko:

Who says one can't look good in sweatpants with messy hair and a scruffy beard? Also, extra points for wearing a Fantastic shirt ;P The shower part on the other hand.. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

Blimey! and none informed me :wacko:

Who says one can't look good in sweatpants with a messy hair and scruffy beard? Also, extra points for wearing a Fantastic shirt ;P The shower part on the other hand.. :wacko:

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We tried but you just kept yelling COOKIE over and over.

I say that. I figure one look at me would send most women running in the other direction. And this shirt may feel fantastic but it hardly looks the part. And I'll shower before work. Just not right now because SLEEP GLORIOIS SLEEP.

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Originally Posted by Raype

We tried but you just kept yelling COOKIE over and over.

I say that. I figure one look at me would send most women running in the other direction. And this shirt may feel fantastic but it hardly looks the part. And I'll shower before work. Just not right now because SLEEP GLORIOIS SLEEP.

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!!!

Well, if you are so sure they'll run in the other direction, at least you know where to set the traps :wacko: