The Burn-Out: SMASHING Ivolt. The choice of champions.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Actually the best story involves my mate. His first console was a PS1 his parents bought for him with a copy of Tomb Raider when he was nine or ten. He sets it up and starts playing it for the very first time, at which point his elderly granddad wanders into the room, sits down in his chair and immediately asks my friend if he's noticed that Lara Croft appears to be making orgasm noises every time she climbs onto a rock.

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All team members except the last are now loyal. All ship upgrades complete. Maxed out Paragon scores. Level 26 Vanguard. Time to go get that IFF.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I played GTA on my first PC, not like I hadn't already played it to death on the Playstation... :S

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Yep, the first time I ever played GTA was on PC, the original top down one. I remember it had some weird bug on that computer where all the sound came out s-l-o-w-l-y and at a very low Darth Vader pitch. I didn't realise it wasn't supposed to sound like that until years later. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

That's a really nice conversation to have with a 10 years old kid :lol
The kind of convo you can't forget. Neither it nor the noises :wacko:

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He told me about it years later and you could tell he was still really, really uncomfortable just remembering that conversation. :lol

Dude, every time I've played the old Tomb Raider games since then, I hear it. It's like the Fed-Ex Arrow.

I'm actually playing Tomb Raider 2 right now. Gun blast gun blast muffled footsteps tiger growling orgasm orgasm orgasm. Clear as day. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

He told me about it years later and you could tell he was still really, really uncomfortable just remembering that conversation. :lol

Dude, every time I've played the old Tomb Raider games since then, I hear it. It's like the Fed-Ex Arrow.

I'm actually playing Tomb Raider 2 right now. Gun blast gun blast muffled footsteps tiger growling orgasm orgasm orgasm. Clear as day. :wacko:

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I'd feel uncomfortable too with a granddad like that. I don't know what's worse, that he thought about orgasms when he heard Lara for the first time or that he felt like sharing such discovery with his 10 y.o. grandson :wacko:

Ah, the wonderful feeling of knowing that your next payment won't even be enough to get you out of debt.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Yep, the first time I ever played GTA was on PC, the original top down one. I remember it had some weird bug on that computer where all the sound came out s-l-o-w-l-y and at a very low Darth Vader pitch. I didn't realise it wasn't supposed to sound like that until years later. :rofl:

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Oh wow, I thought it was just me. XD

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Oh wow, I thought it was just me. XD

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And here I... I always thought it was just me. :O God that's so weird.

OK. That's Uncharted, the Darkness and Tomb Raider 2 all finished within a little over 24 hours.

Pay no attention to the fact I only had two or three levels left on each one. Nope. :wacko: Three games completed, that's all counts.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

And here I... I always thought it was just me. :O God that's so weird.

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Vader Theft Auto was one of my fondest memories of my first PC. :O

Final loyalty mission complete and second loyalty conflict resolved. Final Mission now able to begin.

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local...nt-july-7-2011

Watch out Nemesis!

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local...nt-july-7-2011

Watch out Nemesis!

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Would it be awful of me to say that I hope he was one of the people who were shot?
No?
Cool.

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local...nt-july-7-2011

Watch out Nemesis!

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Wrong area of the city. :ignore:
Neg rep for Worm. :0:

Okay. Glad you are alright. I know a few others in GR as well.