The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

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Originally Posted by Sprung

It appears you have balls, ma'am. Have you seen a doctor about this?

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:o

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Gotta be better than shaving your balls. :wacko:

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Only someone who's never shaved his balls would say that. :ignore:

Why is there talk of shaving balls in the HO?



I don't know any of you anymore.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I don't think I'll shave my head, but I do need to shave and properly trim my beard. I haven't done anything with it for at least a week...and I am beginning to look like Charles Manson.

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I've attempted a beard several times, but all attempts invariably result in me looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Only someone who's never shaved his balls would say that. :ignore:

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I always cut my face when I shave. I daren't go near my balls with a razor. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

Why is there talk of shaving balls in the HO?



I don't know any of you anymore.

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Come back when you have pubes :P

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

Why is there talk of shaving balls in the HO?



I don't know any of you anymore.

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Don't worry. One day you'll get hair down there and be able to do it too.

EDIT: SPRUUUUNNNGGG :fist:

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

I've attempted a beard several times, but all attempts invariably result in me looking like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

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Beards always start out rough. Once they begin to fill in, you can make them look quite nice ;)
Give it a few weeks

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Don't worry. One day you'll get hair down there and be able to do it too.

EDIT: SPRUUUUNNNGGG :fist:

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:fdance:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I always cut my face when I shave. I daren't go near my balls with a razor. :wacko:

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Scissors and an electric shaver, bro.

:wacko:

:lol

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Scissors and an electric shaver, bro.

:wacko:

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Hm.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Beards always start out rough. Once they begin to fill in, you can make them look quite nice ;)
Give it a few weeks

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Yeah, I've just gotta wait out that awkward teenage stoner looking period. I always seem to get fed up and shave it after a week and a half. :/

/Waits for Drag to make this incredibly awkward.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Yeah, I've just gotta wait out that awkward teenage stoner looking period. I always seem to get fed up and shave it after a week and a half. :/

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Could be worse, you could have facial hair like me. :P

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I always cut my face when I shave. I daren't go near my balls with a razor. :wacko:

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I heard somewhere that people who use a scissors to trim down there accidentally nip their penis off, it happens quite often.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Could be worse, you could have facial hair like me. :P

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>Buy permanent marker
>Draw moustache
>Profit

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

>Buy permanent marker
>Draw moustache
>Profit

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:] Brostache!

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

I heard somewhere that people who use a scissors to trim down there accidentally nip their penis off, it happens quite often.

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What the hell, you obviously use those really small and lame hair scissors, not the ones you use for tearing through blister packs and stuff. You probably would cut your nuts off with some of those. :wacko:

I shave my balls with an extremely sharp straight razor.

Then I chug a beer and fist your mother.

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

I heard somewhere that people who use a scissors to trim down there accidentally nip their penis off, it happens quite often.

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If a man is paying that little attention when there's a sharp object next to his junk he DESERVES to accidentally nip it off. :lol

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

What the hell, you obviously use those really small and lame hair scissors, not the ones you use for tearing through blister packs and stuff. You probably would cut your nuts off with some of those. :wacko:

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You could still cut it off with one of those small scissors, I think it's mostly half cuts and not compete cut offs.

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

If a man is paying that little attention when there's a sharp object next to his junk he DESERVES to accidentally nip it off. :lol

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Darwinism in action. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

What? o_O No way I'm going near my sack with a motherfucking razor. :wacko:

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Its actually amazing how tough that region of skin is, I've never cut them, and I've been shaving them for years. Dont even have to be careful.

I cut the area with a razor twice in my life and the regrowing hair is very uncomfortable, it did get easier however.

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

I cut the area with a razor twice in my life and the regrowing hair is very uncomfortable, it did get easier however.

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Its really uncomfortable the first few times, but after awhile it stops.

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

I cut the area with a razor twice in my life and the regrowing hair is very uncomfortable, it did get easier however.

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Yeah, it itches like hell the first few times but that stops pretty soon.

EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

I guess I'll have to try it some time then. :wacko: I hate being the odd one out. :dread:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

I guess I'll have to try it some time then. :wacko: I hate being the odd one out. :dread:

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Its the future my friend. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

I guess I'll have to try it some time then. :wacko: I hate being the odd one out. :dread:

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:lol

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

EVERYONE SHAVES THEIR BALLS BUT ME?

I guess I'll have to try it some time then. :wacko: I hate being the odd one out. :dread:

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I Dont nether so your not the odd one out

I was always like I'm not going near my balls with anything sharp or pointy! :dread:

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Hate that damn Sand Lizard / Dragon / Fish boss on MHFU >.> all its running away n shit tracking it back n forward across the bloody map to run outta cool drinks and /fail....

/adds Sprung to Facebook
/Spots one of his friends has Lance Boyle from Megarace as his picture
/lols hard

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Originally Posted by Kouen

/adds Sprung to Facebook
/Spots one of his friends has Lance Boyle from Megarace as his picture
/lols hard

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I have no idea who Lance Boyle is :lol

No one wants to trade me demons souls, so obviously now I've never wanted anything more in my life.

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Originally Posted by Steve

No one wants to trade me demons souls, so obviously now I've never wanted anything more in my life.

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I'll trade you it. :wacko:

Steve, I'll swap you it for Battle for Naboo. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I'll trade you it. :wacko:

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You've made it clear in many threads that you dont want/ already have all my things. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Steve, I'll swap you it for Battle for Naboo. :wacko:

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Eat shit. :ignore:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Steve, I'll swap you it for Battle for Naboo. :wacko:

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For fuck's sake, you promised you'd give me that game. :( How am I going to play it now?