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My first time involved attempting to snipe the driver. If anyone can tell me how a corpse can drive away at high speed I'd like to know :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Fortunately sniping a couple bike cops in front of the car works much better.
That's the spirit, sleeping is for suckers. And small children. And girls. Unless you're doing it on a bed of nails or something. Because that would be awesome.
I killed both JFK and the Governor with one shot, bullet entered John's head and exited in Governor's chest, I destroyed the heart I think...after that I became a little scared...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
You seem to have a good vid card, when I loaded the cops this thing became all sluggish and shit...I need a vid card, not something fancy...but something that isn't, y'know, integrated. :P
What about sleeping WITH the girls? :lou:
No school tomorrow for you? Or is just the usual "wank at night internet before class"?
Huuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr!
Someone is doing some weight-lifting.Quote:
Originally Posted by crusher
Or posting at the toilet with wireless internet.
Integrated? I feel your pain. Wait, no I don't. *starts cranking video settings* :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
If you're sleeping, you suck. Other activities are far more fun. Plus when chicks are asleep you can do stuff to them. Just watch the teeth. A good number of girls chew in their sleep.
The usual. Plus I'm cutting down on the sleep and taking care of some major coursework. I'm doing a "half semester" at the moment. They basically cram a 4 month course into 2 months. Lots of homework and readings. But on the plus side, I get finished that much sooner. Or I can slack off later. I'll decide which when I get there.
Once a girl came to my house and asked me if she could lie on the bed for a little, and when I noticed she was asleep. :wacko: Maybe it was my imagination, but she kept rubbing her chest. :XD: I wish I had a camcorder. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Cool...I'm finishing semester right now, which means lots of homework and reading as well for three weeks, then fooling around for other 2, and summer vacations start. :D
Nope. But the wireless thingy happens. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Curiously, the better reception of the signal around here is near the toilet, maybe it has mystical powers or something. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by crusher
Posting picture just because.
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I always figured there was something mysterious about toilets. I mean what happens to everything one flush down? It just disappears! Magic is at work I tell you! :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
I want to post that "steel fist of niceness" picture but I can't find it. ;OQuote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Hey, you got a girl in your bed. That alone is worthy of praise. If you don't recall her name, even better. If she left bodily fluids behind you win a medal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Bad dudes should be made into a movie at some point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
only the ninjas should also be robots. Or pirates. Or pirate robots.
It's all because of Tisp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer
Or maybe it has something to do with the high fiber content in most toilet bowls. These fibers later become fibre optic cables and create a high speed telecommunications line through the crapper.
Seemingly, the best reception here is near beds. I take credit for this.
Damn, I forgot to add "friend". :wacko: When I saw my post again it sounded really badass. :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
And what when there's toilets in trains or airplanes? It's a miracle right there! :wacko:Quote:
I always figured there was something mysterious about toilets. I mean what happens to everything one flush down? It just disappears! Magic is at work I tell you!
Yeah, they would have lots of little pirate robots along with them using shotguns and smelling like weed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
You know, 'cause shotguns add street cred. :nod:
Righto! :lol
Anyway I have to leave. Gonna bake something. Not exactly sure what yet. Bye! :wacko:
Sure thing, have fun at the kitchen, remember your hard training playing Cooking Mama. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by crusher
Later! :wav:
"Are you a bad enough dude to save the enchanted bling from the clutches of robo long john walking shadow?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
I figured it was the after effect of some wild party. Or you leaving your door unlocked. Both of which are really badass. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Not really. All it takes is for one bad bumb and...
well, let's just say it won't be pretty. Buses are far worse.
Let's just say I never drink or eat when I travel. Those washrooms are unsanitary. I pity women.
Ah, the first one happened once at some friend house during a party, I felt a bit tired after a few hours and I lied on my friends bed. A few minutes later I felt someone trying to get some space and it was this random girl that started talking to me, I gave her some advice about I don't know what and then she was all "Aww...no one listened to me in a while! ^_^ It's getting hot, I'll take off my skirt for just a bit. :D"Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Then, I realized it was the sister of my friend, it was the first time I went to his place. :shrug:
BTW, is the same one I mentioned in the PM I sent ya. :D I thought she was drunk at first, but she was clean, after going to a lot of parties you can tell very easily if someone has even a few alcohol in their blood. :P
Me neither, if I'm going to make a travel longer than four hours, all I do is drinking water, if I wanna pee it's no big deal, but having a heavy lunch sure is.
I'll rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
in rl that pic and the yosemite water bottle pic are taken 180 degrees from each other.
Ooh, dominating. Me likey. Yeah, I'm kinky. Who'd have guessed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
You found out she was his sister before or after doing plugging some holes? One of the hilarious perks of having sex with someone's sister is that it can be rather lol worthy. Especially if you didn't meet the friend yet.
Guy:"oh, and uh, ray, this is my sister"
Me:"Uh, yeah. I've met her."
Guy: "Huh?"
*awkward moment*
Someone else: "Omg, he did you sister! OWNED!" *this guy of course has a shocked look on his face, is yelling, and is pointing at the first guy in a somewhat comical way*
Sometimes it's a little hard to tell who's drunk and who isn't. Some people can function pretty well while drunk. Others fall apart the second they hit the bottle. And some people are just normally fucked up.
I go into complete biological shutdown. In some cases I'll even sleep through a trip. Which is odd, considering that I normally don't sleep much.
Why Do You Hate Us!??!?!??!?Quote:
Originally Posted by v|_@m3
After, when we were done she told me, "Nice party my brother is having, eh?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Let's just say that there isn't a OMFG smiley. :P
Maybe, thing is, drunk girls, not good, at all.
You? Sleep? I thought all you did was entering your coffin every night. :P
Dammit, I'm not sleepy, but it seems that there's gonna be a power problem, TV is acting up and the light is a bit weak for seconds.
I'll guess I'll leave to do something else, I don't want this crap to die or something.
Laters! :wav:
:shocked: or :eek2: Could probably do it. I bet you nearly crapped yourself when she said that :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Are we talking drunk slutty or drunk "I lurve you... *vomit* " girls? The first ones are kinda cool. As long as they aren't too drunk.
My secret is out! One, one person knows my secret. Mwa ha ha ha ha *lightning crashes* ... I swear cookie put me up to posting here. Blah!
Maybe it's some american troops that were accidentally air dropped into the wrong country.
Or perhaps pirates hacking the world's power company systems and destroying entire grids. Or not.
Later :wav:
im toked...:lol and so is mom :wacko: she gave me the lighter :rofl:
Now it all makes sense...Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
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on the
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6 am.
Time to start getting ready for the daily schoolings.
And workages.
And so forth.
/gone
knight rider doesn't make a good agent of shield. :(
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
perfect arts and craft to make when high.
a cootie catcher, perfect for seeing what your crazy ass wrote in as chances
3 hit combo
.: Spammy cube :.
:<3: :Cookie:
4 fuck you guys
I see a 2nd chin still.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Gere says:
was feeling under the weather today, so to speak
Gere says:
i was bludging, but when i got up i felt bad
Beelzeboss. says:
Lame.
Joe says:
You'll be right for tomorrow?
Gere says:
fuckin oath!
Joe says:
I mean, Y ou better fuckin' be.
Beelzeboss. says:
Haha.
Beelzeboss. says:
I had this shitty bug the other day. I threw up gatorade for about 5 mminutes.
Beelzeboss. says:
It was suck.
Joe says:
Bummer.
Gere says:
eeew
Joe says:
It's been going around.
Beelzeboss. says:
So I heard.
Beelzeboss. says:
Apparently most of my family had had it.
Zakk says:
yeah my sister through up like twenty times the other night
Joe says:
Yeah, Elle was sick too.
Joe says:
And Rosy.
Beelzeboss. says:
Man that sucks.
Zakk says:
hmm
Gere says:
all caught the death
Beelzeboss. says:
It only lasted about a day and a half though.
Gere says:
yeah codeeeeee had it yesterday
Gere says:
he infected me
Beelzeboss. says:
Man...
Beelzeboss. says:
Projectile vomit from the stage...
Zakk says:
i havn't had it
Zakk says:
luckily
Joe says:
Suhweet!
Beelzeboss. says:
"Haha, take that, GWAR!"
Good to see you know who you are :PQuote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I can stretch my asshole from one wall to the other.
And I'm in my undies, eating stew for breakfast . Crazy.
Somehow, this reminds me of the pic CMM posted where the guy was fucking this chick in the ass while he was eating a can of beans off her back. ¬__¬
My job is being outsourced to Hungary. Unemployment full steam ahead.