Originally Posted by
Ray.
That's because tidus is a wuss of epic proportions.
And has crappy abilities.
Director: Okay, Wakka, you get the ability to kill airborne enemies
Wakka: Cool, ya.
Director: Lulu, you get the ability to kill elementals and hit airborne enemies.
Lulu: Fine.
Director: Auron, you get the ability to cut through damn near everything.
Auron: Great.
Tidus: Ooh, ooh, director dude, what's my ability?
Director: Oh...err...you get to do slightly more damage to wolves and have a slightly higher hit rate which is going to be mildly important for the first 5% of the game, then totally unimportant afterwards.
Tidus: YAY!
Director: We've gotta stop getting characters from "special" schools...
Kimahri: What about kimahri?
Director: Shut up, nobody likes you. You have the power to have a phallic symbol on your forehead.
*Kimarhi cries*