You'd laugh at me, so I'll pass on the explaination.
Guys, let's all be mature about this. There's no need to bicker.
That said, I'd get a tattoo if I had the money and courage to do so. A big tiger, fully colored on my back. Always wanted one. :(
Eww! After spending so much time with Blue Hydra on, switching back to the default skin burned my eyes. :(