I was horribly disfigured in an accident a couple days ago.
I'm fine, but I'm missing missing most of my right cheek and a couple teeth.
It's rather unappealing.
But you can cover the half that's left. Surely you'd be presentable then.
10th-January-2011, 02:52
Raype
Quote:
Originally Posted by 澄まし屋
Oh crap. My interview is on wednesday. OH NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK AT A CHOCOLATE SHOP
You kidding?
Just give the fat chicks the chocolate and try not to gorge yourself on the stuff.
With a rack like that I'm sure you'll bring in plenty of customers.
Yowza.
10th-January-2011, 02:53
Prude
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
You want something for nothing?
Forget that.
And if you don't stop commenting on how disgusting I am, you and I are going to have to have a talk.
In the presence of my little bag of tricks.
ABUSIVE! I KNEW IT :ugh:
10th-January-2011, 02:53
Raype
*tom cruise denying being a fudgepacker*
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
But you can cover the half that's left. Surely you'd be presentable then.
Go die.
Go die.
Go and fucking DIE.
10th-January-2011, 02:53
Prude
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
You kidding?
Just give the fat chicks the chocolate and try not to gorge yourself on the stuff.
With a rack like that I'm sure you'll bring in plenty of customers.
Yowza.
;_;
10th-January-2011, 02:53
Sprung
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stark
Not smirnoff ice. Just smirnoff vodka. I presume you are drinking smirnoff ice because if you drank 4 bottles of vodka you probably wouldn't be able to post :wacko:
I have 12 Lebatt Blue's.
10th-January-2011, 02:54
Jazzmarazz
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stark
Not smirnoff ice. Just smirnoff vodka. I presume you are drinking smirnoff ice because if you drank 4 bottles of vodka you probably wouldn't be able to post :wacko:
Yeah right. also that post was funnier the second time. :lol
10th-January-2011, 02:54
Evans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
Pack that fudge.
And do the truffle shuffle.
10th-January-2011, 02:54
Raype
Quote:
Originally Posted by 澄まし屋
ABUSIVE! I KNEW IT :ugh:
Oh please, you got soggier than april when I stated I wanted to spank your ass raw.
10th-January-2011, 02:55
Sprung
A friend of mine drinks Vodka. One bottle fucks him up so bad that he can't remember anything the next day.
$4 bottle, so I assume it's a pint?
10th-January-2011, 02:55
Raype
Quote:
Originally Posted by 澄まし屋
;_;
Also, can you wear the uniform later?
:drool:
10th-January-2011, 02:55
Evans
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
*tom cruise denying being a fudgepacker*
Go die.
Go die.
Go and fucking DIE.
*Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch*
:x
10th-January-2011, 02:56
Stark
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
I have 12 Lebatt Blue's.
Lebatt Blues? Hmm, just googled it, looks interesting. We don't get that in merry old england I'm afraid, just austrailian beer....brewed in newcastle :wacko: