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20th-November-2005, 05:47
Dingy

Quote:

Originally Posted by X

i got a lawsuit from my penis for sexual harrassment

Hehe. You need a good lawyer and a penis w/o a head.
20th-November-2005, 06:16
Raype

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Originally Posted by Vivi

WHORE!

Nice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I'M 13!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOt
20th-November-2005, 06:16
Evans

Might I suggest Jack Thompson? He's a headless dick.
20th-November-2005, 06:28
Jase

IRC for the win!

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Originally Posted by Deach for the win!

(Lanza) any1 has an idea?
(ForeverZero) I do not have an idea.
(Lanza) u play chrono cross?
(ForeverZero) CHRONO-WHAT NIGGA?!
(Deach) wot?
(Lanza) chrono cross on playstation
(Deach) wot game?
(ForeverZero) Nah man, I have gamecast.
(Lanza) deach u dunno chrono cross??
(Skinner8) NIGGA STOLE MY SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
(Deach) no.wat system????
(ForeverZero) Hahaha.
(Lanza) on playstation 1
(Deach) wat game?
(Lanza) chrono cross....
(Deach) system?
(Lanza) pc?
(Deach) playstation?
(Lanza) ePsxe
(Lanza) yup
(Lanza) emulated
(Deach) playstation with a p???
(Skinner8) Deach, send already.
(Deach) It slowed down.
(Deach) 97%
(Lanza) what emulator u using for playstation?
(Deach) emulator?
(Deach) for wat system?
(Lanza) playstation
(Deach) playerstation?
(Lanza) lmfao
(Lanza) PS1
(Lanza) PSX
(Lanza) playstation
(Lanza) sony playstation entertainement system
(Deach) nes?
(Lanza) fuck u
<-- Lanza has quit (Quit: Leaving)

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Originally Posted by Mr Miller aka my hero.

(Steel) nah, i dont waste my time insulting people on the internet, you prolly a fucking ugly nerd
(Steel) I dont waste my time on people like u
(Steel) I just feel sorry for you
(Steel) go search a life
(Smith) Clearly.
(Smith) I'll have you note.
(Smith) That you are on an IRC channel.
(Smith) Just like us.

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Originally Posted by MasJ smoke weed you heard it here first!

(Guest) hi
(Guest) guess wat
(Guest) im the creator of this websites cousin
(Skinner8) Really?
(Skinner8) Cool.
(Guest) yes
(Guest) i download everysingle game but hes stupid if u get 2 know him i think he smokes a little pot
(Skinner8) Yeah, probably.
(Guest) just kidding
(Skinner8) Hey, what's his first name?
(Guest) emanual
(Skinner8) Oh.
(Skinner8) Funny.
(Skinner8) He keeps telling people it's Ashray.
(Skinner8) (By the way, I can tell you're lying. Jesus Christ.)

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Originally Posted by Muff speaks the truth.

(MuffinMan) HellSpawn sucks at everything now.
(MuffinMan) CS.
(MuffinMan) Life.
(MuffinMan) Killing his mom.
(MuffinMan) Killing his mom got him more frags then he ever got in CS though.
(MuffinMan) LOLOLOL

http://www.emuparadise.org/vbulletin...ad.php?t=25175

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Originally Posted by True story, i think :S

(The_Watcher) Im not gay
(The_Watcher) i just like men

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Originally Posted by FZ can please the ladies!

[00:46:08] (nek_) I hate to say it. But the SuperEliteClub CANNOT exist without the G-Spot.
[00:46:25] (Forever[z]ero) The... G-spot?
[00:46:31] (nek_) Yes.
[00:46:46] (Forever[z]ero) Ok, wtf is the G-Spot?
[00:46:53] (nek_) ...
[00:46:54] (Sasuke) ...
[00:46:55] (@Mason) !
[00:46:59] (Ziegfried) ...
[00:47:02] (Sasuke) you're fired

Pulled from Dictionary.com; G-Spot : a mass of tissue that is held by some physiologists and specialists in human sexual behavior to exist in the anterior vaginal wall and to be highly erogenous but whose existence and function are doubted by others because of insufficient objective evidence called also Grafenberg spot.

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(Ziegfried) What's long and black?
(Ziegfried) The unemployment line.
(WildChild) -_-'
(Me_D2) That just goes to show that black people have all the rhythm. Even with half the legs. White guys have nothing.
(Ziegfried) What's long and hard on a nigger?
(Ziegfried) First grade.
(WildChild) *coughracismcough*
(Me_D2) What is the most confusing holiday for black kids?
(WildChild) ?
(Me_D2) Father's day.
(Ziegfried) AHAH
(WildChild) Heh.
(Me_D2) What do you call the first black president?
(Ziegfried) Nigger.
(Me_D2) Nigger.
(WildChild) Heh.
(Ziegfried) Score!
(Me_D2) What do you call the one white guy with 100 black guys?
(Me_D2) Warden.
(Ziegfried) OH
(WildChild) Ahah.
(Me_D2) Why don't black people have kids with Mexicans?
(Me_D2) They are afraid their kids will be too lazy to steal.
(Ziegfried) Ahahahah.
(Me_D2) Why aren't there any good athletes in Mexico?
(WildChild) -.-'
(Me_D2) Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already made it past the border.
(WildChild) Heh.
(Me_D2) Why are minorities such good athletes?
(Me_D2) Becuase they spend the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
(Ziegfried) Me_D2.
(WildChild) Heh.
(Me_D2) Ohnoes. Enough insensitivit.
(Ziegfried) You.
(Ziegfried) Just.
(Ziegfried) Just.
(Me_D2) insensitivity.*
(Ziegfried) WIN.
(WildChild) xD
(jmknsd) there is a black man and a mexican in a car, who is driving?
(jmknsd) a cop.
(Me_D2) The cop.
(Take_me_now_Brianna) What do you say to a black man in a suit?
(Take_me_now_Brianna) 'Will the Defendant please rise'.
(Me_D2) What do you call 3 Mexicans, a Chinaman, and 3 black guys in a row?
(Ziegfried) No idea.
(Me_D2) A sprinkler. Spic, spic, spic, chink, nigger, nigger, nigger.
(jmknsd) what?
(Ziegfried) Ahaha.
(jmknsd) ROFLMAO
(Me_D2) What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
(Me_D2) A pizza can feed a family of four.
(Me_D2) What is the bad thing about a van with 4 black guys in it driving off a cliff?
(Me_D2) You can fit more than 4 in a van.
(Me_D2) What do you call a half million blacks jumping off a cliff?
(Me_D2) A good start.
(WildChild) Heh.
(Me_D2) Did you hear about the 2 car pile up in Mexico?
(Me_D2) 500 Mexicans died.

...Because everybody loves a good racist joke!
20th-November-2005, 08:18
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingy

What's there to ask. When thinking about being doomed to sodomy land. I knew there would be cats. My brain only followed the logical progression of the thought and I was picturing myself sodomizing a cat. omg. *STOP IT*
20th-November-2005, 09:11
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega

I am a whore, a big whore. Of course I don't whore myself to men But I do get paid everytime I "fill a tank"
20th-November-2005, 09:17
Raype

A four parter in a thread where a town renamed itself to get free satellite TV

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Originally Posted by Onikaru

You know what? I'll call my dick Microsoft from now on... Nah thats not a right name for a dick. But I want to give him some name anyway, so why not a corporate one... Maybe if I name him after our local night club I would get a free services for a decade. That would rock!

I wouldn't promote putting the name "soft" on your genitals Onikaru

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Originally Posted by Dingy

I pity your dick. I mean being controlled by Bill bloody Gates, sigh.

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Originally Posted by Omega Weapon aka Me

Yeah, but at least his dick would get to screw computer users everywhere, just like mine. *looks at crotch* Isn't that right gas prices?

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Originally Posted by Dingy

*flaps her hands like an inane blonde*Gas Prices! zomg. People would cringe everytime you rose though:P
20th-November-2005, 09:20
Xena

There are only two types of people in this world. Not black and white. Not Male and female. But American and better.

Posted by myself, just now.
20th-November-2005, 09:48
Dingy

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Originally Posted by Evans

Silly metrosexuals.

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Originally Posted by Jase

Exsqeeze me :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

No thanks, Jase.

The Gay Times at EP.

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Originally Posted by Dingy

zomg. A dick named Gas would be veery wrong.

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Originally Posted by Omega in reply to the fact that his dick is called Gas Prices

Yes, but Gas is it's first name

I pity Mr. Prices:P
20th-November-2005, 11:04
Anonymous

OMGZ roffle @ teh racist jokes!!

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Originally Posted by Winged 2.0 in a thread created by Slesx asking for Barbie ROMs "for his girlfriend". Slesx also said he likes DBZ

Haha. They are perfect for each other. One has DBZ. The other has Barbie. Together there are no limits.
20th-November-2005, 17:36
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

So gay!!!!!

I made a pretty gay post alright

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForeverZero

When I'm not playing videogames, I'm masturbating furiously. True story.

You know, there is such a thing as too much information ForeverZero.....

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Originally Posted by Xena

It's a great hobby I'm sure. Though I wouldn't advertise your furious masturbastion if I were you.

Good Advice

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Originally Posted by Hangman

Yes crusher, think of a hobby of yours that isn't eating. :P

For those who don't know, the belief is that Crusher is extremely overweight

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Originally Posted by Crusher

Go to hell Hangman

A Mod war? This could be trouble...

EDIT- And don't pity Mr. Prices, he rises all the time, and takes a long time to go down.
20th-November-2005, 20:43
Oni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

I wouldn't promote putting the name "soft" on your genitals Onikaru

The whole microsoft word is very bad for a name of your genitals though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega Weapon

And don't pity Mr. Prices, he rises all the time, and takes a long time to go down.

Good one(+rep). Too bad the "Texas town changes name" thread was closed. We should create "How would you name your dick" thread or something similar...
20th-November-2005, 21:01
Skinner8

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Originally Posted by Onikaru

We should create "How would you name your dick" thread or something similar...

I promise you it'll be closed within minutes.
20th-November-2005, 21:06
Snake Solid

i know no1 has said it before but its one of my favorite game quotes, that ive used in online video games and stuff. Its from Chronicles of Riddick, Escape From Butcher bay, the game for xbox.

"When im done killing, the afterlife is gunna get a whole lot more crowded"
21st-November-2005, 01:51
Evans

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Originally Posted by Sprung

A DOLLAR!?! For MIKEY!>?!!!!>!>#!#^!#&@

Damn, I was had.

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Originally Posted by Mikey

i feel so un<3ed

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Originally Posted by Evans

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Originally Posted by Mikey

i feel so undervalued

Hum... better.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Evans: Shoving proper English up your ass since July 2005.

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