Ol' Skool YO! Teh ^ < V game ladies and gents!

^ wrong (for the first time I think: )
< is shit tired
V is standing in a serpentine queue waiting for food

^ Could be.
< Ate some chocolate icecream. :pepsi:..... No, not with coke. Damn coke.
V Want some? Not coke. Damn coke. :wacko:

^ fight against coke man, it's capitalism incarnate..FIGHT IT!
< is raving mad
V agrees and will sing me to bed

^ Agreed? Ummmm.... tralala?
< Is actually not singing, just writing things on this forum to pretend he's singing, he's so good at it isn't he, GJ's the man, ok, ego shut down.
V Look! Santa! :santa:

edit: Maybe I'm making less sense...maybe... :whistle:

^ sshh. no one's to know Santa's locked up in my closet
< is conducting sekrit experiments on Santa, which evidently aren't very sekrit anymore
V is as elastic as a rubber band

^ As elastic as him? --> :eek2:
< :rockin:
V Is trying to keep those experiments a secret, which is maybe some kind of a conspiracy againts capitalism, meaning coke, ergo Santa's not thristy anymore.

\what the hey.... the coke drinking, santa conspiracy maker
-Hates arrow heads
/ likes spam in a can!

^ is Back in Black
< is TNT
V On the Highway to Hell

^Has good taste in music.
< Has had most of his serious injuries occur in mosh pits (including an AC/DC show.)
v Has never showed anyone "the brain."

^ I'm afraid to say yes..so yes.
< 's bladder is going to burst any moment
V is a hungry mischeveous snake-eater who loves starry night and hentai

^ Yes I am! Ahem... wait, that's not me... or... :P
< Kinda tired. Unfortunately.
V Will be someone who never posts here. Or maybe not. :wacko:

^ maybe not.
< complacent.
V wise.

^ correct.

< Someone that people should really call wise more often.

V Will post. :nod:

^ NEVER!!!

< Oh, look, it's actually... me!

V Is in a less weird mood than me.

^ Well, actually that's true. Rare, but true.
< Is in a neutral mood :wacko:
V Will be an EP member.

I gotta come up with something better, but I just woke up. :P