What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Madonna
They aren't even anatomically correct :P
The woman has MADONNA CONES.
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What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Madonna
They aren't even anatomically correct :P
The woman has MADONNA CONES.
Jealous Mikey?Quote:
Originally Posted by Madonna
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/mynameis.html
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Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/emine...orldturns.htmlQuote:
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
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Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
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I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/myfault.htmlQuote:
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
Just this whole song wins.....
Just wow, ive full done that before :XD:Quote:
"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature.
Susan stop crying i don't hate ya. the worlds not against you I'm sorry your
father raped ya. So what, you had your coochie in your dad's mouth. Thats no
reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
she said "Help me I think I'm having a seisure!"
I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!)
Would you calm down you're startin to scare me.
she said " I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married. I don't have any
kids and I can't cook"
I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
"Jase, dude your talkin to a post office box man."
Wait, this ISNT santa?!?!?
It was the chest hair, wasn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by banned
...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
no, the small breasts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
I have to go to bed now.
Mikey, I failed you. I got the smileys, but I didn't install any. Boo-hiss to me.
I'll get to it soon ;)
G'NIGHT
No, the man has a bigger penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
But then again, so does the chick.
Its a model thou.... They are like upper class humans!Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I have chest hair! :BigP: It is to cool. And butt hair. And Back hair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
Goodnight. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
Even Tyra Banks? O_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Jase
We need to start a club. The Hair Club.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
But first we need to kill all the bald guys...
I think Mikey failed himself when he changed his profile to Madonna.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprung
=/ SRSLY thou, your not saving up for the nip tuck are you Mikey? I mean i guess Ray's cool with that.
This is very true. While they are all very stupid, they are upper class. You fucked a winner. All models win at life. Accept for the plus size models.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jase