3 word story: The Revenge

Jon Bon Jovi.

He said "corpses

are my favorite"

and then puked.

on my asS!!!

Then the lurkers

were bouncing up

and down and

Bruce Campbell said

WHAT THE HECK
!!!!!!

Then, a giant

squashed Michael Jackson
(this means he has died 3 times throughout the post)

so Eric Clapton

took a banjo

and hit himself-to-death-with-it
(love those hyphins