The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

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Originally Posted by Lee

:wacko: All the guys i know would roll out of bed, and say something like "breakfast already?" and then eat the bacon and go back to sleep.

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All of the guys I know would stampede into the kitchen, scream for the bacon, fight each other for the bacon, realize I'd already eaten the bacon, then lumber off depressed. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Lee

:wacko: All the guys i know would roll out of bed, and say something like "breakfast already?" and then eat the bacon and go back to sleep.

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That's how it's done. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

All of the guys I know would stampede into the kitchen, scream for the bacon, fight each other for the bacon, realize I'd already eaten the bacon, then lumber off depressed. :kermitwacko:

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That's not how it's done. :revwacko:

Eating rice.

Depression fixd. :drool:

*runs away*

*drops frag grenade*

*realizes he's kicking it as he runs*

Oh cr*dies*

Noted. Won't do that again.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

That's not how it's done. :revwacko:

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Fuck sharing. It's MY bacon. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

*runs away*

*drops frag grenade*

*realizes he's kicking it as he runs*

Oh cr*dies*

Noted. Won't do that again.

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Silly Tan. Haven't you ever heard of a grenade launcher? They're much easier to kill people in the hangout with.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Silly Tan. Haven't you ever heard of a grenade launcher? They're much easier to kill people in the hangout with.

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Grenade soccer is so much more fun.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Fuck sharing. It's MY bacon. :kermitwacko:

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Oh, I agree completely. Your roommates should know that's not how it's done. They should have snuck up and stolen the bacon when you weren't paying attention. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Shareware

Grenade soccer is so much more fun.

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Very true. It's like Russian roulette and hot potato combined, except way more awesome.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Oh, I agree completely. Your roommates should know that's not how it's done. They should have snuck up and stolen the bacon when you weren't paying attention. :wacko:

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But it's bacon. I'm always wary. Like Batman. Baconman.

(Plus, they're fat so it's kinda hard to sneak, let alone move fast enough to take something from me. :kermitwacko: )

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

But it's bacon. I'm always wary. Like Batman. Baconman.

(Plus, they're fat so it's kinda hard to sneak, let alone move fast enough to take something from me. :kermitwacko: )

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I'm kinda fat, and people never notice me.

Wait, shit. :(

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Originally Posted by Shareware

I'm kinda fat, and people never notice me.

Wait, shit. :(

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Are you 300 pounds? No? Then you'll be fine. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

Silly Tan. Haven't you ever heard of a grenade launcher? They're much easier to kill people in the hangout with.

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I wouldn't use a grenade launcher. If I wanted to kill people in the hangout, I'd use this giant orbiting laser. That, unlike the one in RE5, is much more powerful than a rocket launcher :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

But it's bacon. I'm always wary. Like Batman. Baconman.

(Plus, they're fat so it's kinda hard to sneak, let alone move fast enough to take something from me. :kermitwacko: )

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You must always protect your bacon interests.

Haha, no wonder they come running out begging for bacon. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

I wouldn't use a grenade launcher. If I wanted to kill people in the hangout, I'd use this giant orbiting laser. That, unlike the one in RE5, is much more powerful than a rocket launcher :wacko:

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I forgot you admins have the launch codes for the laser. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

You must always protect your bacon interests.

Haha, no wonder they come running out begging for bacon. :wacko:



I forgot you admins have the launch codes for the laser. :wacko:

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No, no, you're thinking of the one in RE5. This one was set up by my Plutonian superiors.

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

You must always protect your bacon interests.

Haha, no wonder they come running out begging for bacon. :wacko:

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At first I assumed they wanted to mourn a family member, but then I remember it was pork, not beef.

(Side note: This is delicious. I'm truly lucky my girlfriend is awesome and got it for me as a surprise.