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Same here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Name:_____
Haha. one time, my friend got up from sleep, and you know how in the morning you have a huge stag? Well, he pulled his penis up and held it against his body with the elastic of his boxors, while he went to the bathroom, but on his way, his mum saw him and was like "err....It's poking out the top."
Oh the hilarity.
Yeah, that was pretty funny when my mum said that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
Yea that happened to me, only i was sleeping at my friends house, and it was his mom that said it. i was like wha? cuz i was still half asleep, and she pointed to my boxers and i was like, oops. i think she was turned on by it, and she doesnt look ugly, shes actually pretty hot...but that law about minors and people over 18, damn i would have gotten laid...Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
Haha. MILFs for the win!Quote:
Originally Posted by ssnake42069
MILF=Man I Wanna FuckQuote:
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
Hey everybody, look! Darth is GAY!
Darth is gay? ....
no, I'm not. Lost it at the age of 16 to my current girlfriend XD
And lag thinks Wanna starts with an L...Quote:
Originally Posted by lagwagon_87
:lol :lol owned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaenn
yea thats funny. yea she pretty much was a MILF, she said whenever i turn 18 to give her a call. i call like once every 4 months to make sure the number is correct cuz the day after im 18 im collecting on that promise :P
MILFs are amusing but in my hometown where teenage pregnancy is rife theyre ten-a-penny. Still, not bad.
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Originally Posted by ssnake42069
:rofl:
Bastard :P :stud:
Hasn't the fad moved on to GILF? :wacko:
GILF, Xena? And what does the 'g' mean? :P
Ooooh. Lag, your still awake?
I had heard from D, that GILF "Granny I'd like to fuck" was the new fad :wacko:
He linked me to a website, but I wasn't intrested.