The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

My nose is secreting infinite goo! :ahhh:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I hate when people post utter rubbish on Facebook. This please repost if you have a heart crap. Yes I have a heart, but copying and pasting a story some cunt wrote up on Facebook isn't going to prove that I have a heart, it's going to annoy my friends. :low:

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I been bitchin about that crap for months, it does seem to have gotten more popular as of late

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Why not?

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Umm, um....

*runs off :wacko:

Liking this cooler trend in the weather finally. My Xenon 360 seems to like it too. :revwacko:

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Originally Posted by Stark

Umm, um....

*runs off :wacko:

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In that case, don't mind if I do *exits stage right*

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Originally Posted by Steve

My nose is secreting infinite goo! :ahhh:

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Plug those nostrils lest you drown!

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub

Plug those nostrils lest you drown!

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The paper has fallen away like wet cake! All is lost!

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Originally Posted by Steve

My nose is secreting infinite goo! :ahhh:

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Same, that's why I went to the store and bought ZYRTEC! I was hoping it wouldn't knock me out like Benadryl does, but alas, no such luck.

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

Same, that's why I went to the store and bought ZYRTEC! I was hoping it wouldn't knock me out like Benadryl does, but alas, no such luck.

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Last night I mixed some old school cough syrup into a bottle of stiffys. Helped a whole lot.

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub

I hate that neo-chain-letter garbage, it's so annoying.



Good luck getting into a place man. Do you have a shitty rental history, or have something potentially bad on a background check?

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umm all of the above......and more.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Why not?

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cuz we wuuuuuuv uuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

7 kills 16 deaths. Jesus Christ I'm not doing well on Gears tonight. :wacko:

It's what we call the girlfriend effect.

You see, for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.

In this case, the action is you getting some action, and the reaction is a decrease in gaming time and skill level.

It's also why I've gotten significantly slower at completing games now that I'm getting laid again.

OH OH OH OOOOOOOOH WOOOOO YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHWOOO

THERES GOING TO BE A NEW PROFESSOR LAYTON GAME COMING OUT ON OCTOBER 17

WOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWWOOOOOOO

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Originally Posted by Zaladane

cuz we wuuuuuuv uuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

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That's actually a creepy thing to hear from (most) EP members :wacko: