*that's because Arsenal is not really an English club but a French one in disguise :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
*that's because Arsenal is not really an English club but a French one in disguise :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
What is this I don't even the PL is so great and the Ligue 1 is shit and please dear someone end this misery for me haaaagha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
Tsk, we used to field Carl Jenkinson sometimes. :ignore: And there's a real shortage of frenchies nowadays, methinks. Not counting Akpom and Hayden, we have more Englishmen than Frenchmen in the first team squad (and I counted Diaby, mind you).
So, Cookies, what's your feeling on Real atm? Are even the sensible fans pissed off right now, even though you're pretty much on top of the league and into the last eight etc etc?
They've relaxed way too much. The problem is the physical preparation they've received to be in the best shape possible in April-May, where the titles are supposed to be decided. They may be great then but seeing how terrible they've performed in Jan-Feb, big chances are there won't be any title to dispute in the coming weeks :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
Anyway, we've been terrible without Modric and James, that has been very unfortunate because Isco retains the ball too much, slowing everything which makes no good to the whole attacking system that relies on fast players that need some field to run and counterattack.
Who's to be blamed? The manager, of course :wacko:
No one commends me for handing out candy at the local school, but sure, let's all applaud Mr. Freak-Neck. :ignore:
Soooooo, the PL relegation battle is totally exciting and it's sort of a shame there's no title race. :( Hey, have I mentioned how nervous I am about facing Villa instead of them Liverpool/skanks in the FAC-final? Well, I am. Fucking Sherwood.
If there's Mou, there can't be title race in the PL.
Cristiano <3
Also, Mou </3 Cristiano :wacko:
I seriously hate Mourinho a lot. ^__________________^
So, we're still confident about the CL-final being an El Clásico, mhm? Holy crap, did Pep fuck up there.
We are but not looking forward to it. Despite what it may seem, the current Champion of the CL has nothing to gain in the next edition of the competition. Defending the title? There's not such a thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
Pep always fucks things up.
Care to elaborate? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie Monster
Sure does! 'cept those times when he won everything. Although, I like to think that was just a bad dream.
No club ever won the competition twice in a row. Coincidence? I don't think so. UEFA doesn't like monopolies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
He won nothing, Messi did, remember? :wacko:
Pah, just end that there, will you guys? :ignore:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie Monster
I don't like to think about Messi winning things. :(
So, we managed to throw away that top two finish after all. Let's see if we can do it with third place aswell... :wacko:
:vomit:
Lovely Letter ;_;
Ok. Change of plans. Let's go Juventus. :pwacko:
Forza Juve, amirite? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Phineas Squiggletail, Esq
Beware of the vengeance of the ex's, guys, it's fearsome :O
If Suarez doesn't snack on either Evra or Chiellini, I'm going to rate the final as a huge disappointment regardless of the scoreline.
:domokun:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
Maybe we could even get a ceremonial Zidane head butt? :wacko:
You, copycat. I repped Elly with :domokun:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Phineas Squiggletail, Esq
:ignore:
Mou would be a lot wittier if he'd stop gesturing like a retarded child and/or speaking like someone who just isn't very good at English. Doesn't stop everyone else for thinking he's, like, suuuuuuuuuper funny though (REMEMBER THAT TIME HE STOOD UP FROM HIS CHAIR WHEN THE PRESS GUY ARRIVED AH HA HA). Real problem is saying these things will make it seem like I'm provoked by the whole "a whole season is played during the entire season"-deal, but I'm actually provoked by the common man's flawed sense of humour. :<
Also, who cares about European tournaments, am I right!? ^_______________^ The night before the final I dreamt that Arsenal lost 4-5 despite Senderos getting sent off. Fortunately he can't get near the pitch, so I only got one side of the scoreline right.
Also, special mention to José Antonio Reyes who just can't stop winning the Europa League. So dreamy...
DONT INSULT THE SPECIAL ONE
Congrats on that FA Cup, Elmy! ^_^
Dunno, I find Mou to be hilarious and accurate more often than not. And Reyes is still missing Gallardo :domokun:
Lol that Wolfsburg won the DFB.
HE GETS TO RIDE THE SPECIAL BUS TO SPECIAL SCHOOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Phineas Squiggletail, Esq
THNX! ^_________________________________________________ ___________^Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie Monster
Eh, it's probably my inner racist speaking. Well, that and the fact that he's so damn over-appreciated. Seriously, he gets asked a question and instead of answering he makes a face like someone who had just shit his pants whilst at the same time waving his hand back and forth - and every journalist burst into laughter instead of ridiculing him. I DO NOT APPROVE!
It's all Bendtner's doing. :hello: I really like how this thread is, like, atleast 30 pages of me saying random things about current and former gunners. WHAT WOULD EP BE WITHOUT ME!? Poor Klopp though... has he signed for Man City yet??? :dead:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Phineas Squiggletail, Esq
Final note: I kinda find myself almost sort of in a way kinda rooting for Barcelona in that there European final. I fear England eventually losing a CL-spot to Italy once 10/11 and 11/12 goes out of play. My levels of self-contempt are off the charts, please don't hurt me!!!* :dread:
* I have no idea how much of a different Juve winning or losing would make, mind you. :chinese:
I mean I'd post about other sports but there isn't anyone else to discuss them with. :P
HOW ABOUT THOSE SNOOKER CUES!? And volleyball with all them spikes and smashes and also baseball with its all your base are belong to us 'cause I stole them and then I got hit by pitch and now I totally home ran you!
I can totally discuss other sports. :ignore:
:facepalm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
That was totally not a smiley only post :ignore:
You people are awful for not keeping this thread alive!
So, talking point:
1. Football.
1.1 Transfer guff
1.1.1 Manchester United
HOLY CARP, they actually gave up on Di María after a single season. When the speculations began to, uh, form after last season I was all, like, "surely they can't be that silly" and now I'm all, like, "eh he they were lolz". It took Özil 1,5 seasons in England to start performing consistently (assuming he'll keep it up) but apparently they no have the patience. And what about the central midfield they bought? I'm randomly suspecting that Schweinsteiger is gonna be a bit - or loads, who knows - underwhelming but unfortunately I kinda adore Schneiderlin so it sort of evens out there. Despite their heavy spending I take great pleasure in the fact that they lack proper centre backs and a proper back-up forward. My league prediction: cunts.
1.1.2 Real Madrid
Has Ramos signed a new deal yet? When are you gonna finalize the de Gea-dealio?? WHY WERE YOU SO MEAN TO CASILLAS???
1.1.3 Olympique de Marseille
Does anyone know if they've hired any additional physios???
1.1.4 Liverpool
On the one hand I really still don't rate Benteke, on the other hand his stats are sorta super awesome considering he played for freaking Villa.
1.1.5 Arsenal
At first I was all "Beh, who needs ol' mushroom head????" and then I saw him play once I forgot all about liking Szczęsny. I'll really miss Ospina's weirdly short goal kicks though.
1.2 Pictures of Andrey Arshavin
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...11/08/ar15.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...11/08/Arsh.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...1/08/Arsh2.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...11/08/Ar30.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...11-650x487.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...8/Arshavin.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...r1-650x498.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...11/08/Ar33.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...011/08/Ar5.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...11/08/Ar31.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...r4-650x435.jpg
1.3 Picture of Ryan Giggs
http://www.hcindythinking.co.uk/wp-c...my-old-man.jpg
2. Volleyball
So, I've noticed, after playing for a while your wrists sort of hurt a lot. Discuss!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
1. Football.
1.1 Transfer guff
1.1.1 Manchester United
Friendly warning for any eventual ex-Madrid player: there's no life outside of Madrid. There I said it. The Di Maria-gate didn't surprise me in the slightest.
1.1.2 Real Madrid
Not yet, he wants a ridiculous amount of money and his constant, recurrent mistakes don't really justify what he wants. Also, see 1.1.1 above.
And no one was mean to Casillas but Mou and that was reciprocal. But now that you mention it, Casillas was mean to Diego Lopez..tsk, tsk.
1.1.3 Bayern Munich
Does anyone know if they've hired a new docs team??? Or perhaps Pep learnt this summer how to fix his players himself???
1.1.4 Liverpool
Too much money.. let's see..
1.1.5 Arsenal
The question is, why didn't you guys want Casillas???
1.2 Pictures of Andrey Arshavin
Regarding pic #8, the things you guys make your players do... I can see why Karim is hesitating to go there.
1.3 Picture of Ryan Giggs
He looks younger than ever! Again, why isn't he still playing? He could totally be that fast player Van Gaal has been demanding lately.
2. Volleyball
That sucks. Have you tried playing with your feet? What? :football:
Finally people are using this thread for posting pictures of Arshavin like they were always supposed to. It's like people don't even know what sports are...
Cars. Everything else is irrelevant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
Especially random bobbleheads.
Ah, brand new season, brand new series of disappointments. Atleast we'll have the FAC to play for, if nothing else.
But, eh, there's... hm, you have... ah... ROYSTON DRENTHE!???!?! :shrug: I hear he's totally missed by Reading... only I think they loaned him out or something before he left. Yeah, Drenthe is totes a good example.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie Monster
1.1.2 Real Madrid
If you want loads of red cards you gots to pay the price. :nod:Quote:
Not yet, he wants a ridiculous amount of money and his constant, recurrent mistakes don't really justify what he wants. Also, see 1.1.1 above.
And no one was mean to Casillas but Mou and that was reciprocal. But now that you mention it, Casillas was mean to Diego Lopez..tsk, tsk.
Mou is a bell-end. :(
:lol It's funny because Pep's an idiot. I think he's going insane, actually. Fun!Quote:
1.1.3 Bayern Munich
Does anyone know if they've hired a new docs team??? Or perhaps Pep learnt this summer how to fix his players himself???
Can he save shots? If yes, can we do some sort of trade? :dread:Quote:
1.1.5 Arsenal
The question is, why didn't you guys want Casillas???
In Soviet Russia, donning shark costume is great honor. 'Cesc left in protest over being forced to dress up as a non-carnevour.Quote:
Regarding pic #8, the things you guys make your players do... I can see why Karim is hesitating to go there.
I have. But people keep whining about how I shouldn't, all the time. :(Quote:
That sucks. Have you tried playing with your feet? What? :football:
<3Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
Yeah, people are awful.
CASE AND POINT.Quote:
Originally Posted by deadlegion
Liverpool v Bournemouth tomorrow. Would love to know who's Dave rooting for :wacko:
Dave is such a jerk for not telling us.
So, two months later and we're in an excellent position to go for the premiership before ultimately falling short due to a poor string of results in, like, .... late december. Geh, fine, I admit I'm sort of hopeful for realz, but I know it's just a big all practical joke on me. Probably Mertesacker's idea. Such a clown, that one.
Anyyyyyhow, I'm finding immense pleasure in Mou making a bigger cunt of himself for each passing week. He just dun' have any answers and it's really, really funny. ^__________^
What's up with that la liga deal, oi? I was under the impression that Barça were sort of crap this year, but apparently it's still sort of even. :wacko: Confident????
That he is :ignore:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
The history repeating itself? I think it's too early to say so but what seems to be a constant in the English clubs this year is how incredibly unreliable and weak they all are, especially the big ones in both, the domestic and the continental competitions.
All those La Liga rejects are going to ruin Mou :/
Sure. But why would Barça be crap this year? They pretty much have the same team than last year -Pedrito & Arda aside-.
I am too though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunkin' Monster
Eh, well, november was GREAT so I guess so. What with us drawing Barça in the CL - no worries, they are crap this year :wacko: - and injuries to our key player (read: Coquelin, who really needs other players?), dropping points against shit team and all it does seem preeeetty familiar. But yeah, them other big teams being this awful totally isn't that usual. Very amusing it is, although I wonder when I'm supposed to feel genuinely threatened by Leicester. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't be that surprised to see them actually sort of fight it out for the title/top four, but it still seems more likely for them to fade away at some point... or doesn't it? :dread:
Well, I saw a bit of their game against Celta - I think it was - and I just made assumptions. Turns out they're pretty alright this year aswell. You guys getting rid of Rafa soon? Oh, oh, oh! You could get Mourinho (LOLOLOLOLOL) and v. Gaal to co-manage or something. No? Okay then!
It's funny that my last post here was almost 2 months old and all I said is still valid. Some things never change :wacko:
I don't think Leicester will last too much more up there. Now that the CL is out of the way for a few months the big clubs should have more time and effort to devote to their domestic competitions to amend their wrong ways.
Rafa? Who's that guy again? :wacko: I wouldn't mind Mou back, tbqh. Like seriously. Next year should be fun: Ancelotti to Munich, that Guardiola idiot to Manchester, Van Gaal, Pellegrini and maybe Klopp job hunting. And Wenger castling in London. Ad eternum. Some things never change :wacko:
Totes what I like most about football. You can be, like, "it was 09/10 or 10/11, I don't quite remember, you know the season when we finished fourth or third - most likely fourth - and Bayern Munich or whatever won the Champion's League".Quote:
Originally Posted by Dunkin' Monster
They should, but United, Arsenal and City have all their players injured, and United is also really, really, really, really, really, really bad. Meanwhile Chelsea can't catch up, Liverpool's shit, Tottenham is Tottenham and yeah something, something. I guess we should start to see how Leicester handle their next run of games, it's not like Everton is all that.
Aww, when you wrote that you made me think he got the sack yesterday or something. :P Oh, oh, oh, please take him before United goes all insane and keeps him in the PL or whatever!!! It should be though! I'm kinda afraid of that idiot going to City though. :dread: I think Liverpool will give Klopp a whole summer before letting go, but who knows these days. CASTLING!!!!! ^_________________________________________________ ^
YOU SORT OF ALMOST PROMISED THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN, COOKIES. I think it's a conspiracy though, all the refs are in on it.
Also LOL Rafa LOL. At times like these you really have to cherish the little things.