I'm a tough guy :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz
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I'm a tough guy :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz
Wake up handcuffed to the toilet? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz
That's how Saturdays should end :hello:Quote:
Originally Posted by deadlegion
I've never been that bad. I fell asleep in a puddle once.Quote:
Originally Posted by deadlegion
When I was around Jazz's age I regularly woke up in bushes on Sat/Sun mornings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stark
Usually church grounds...don't ask me why :lol
A few times mass/service was just about to commence and people would be staring at me/us as I/we crawled out of the shrubs.
Not cool :wacko:
Even if I don't know what you look like, but I envision your incident very well. Just lying in your own puke and "water?" while holding a drink and another to chase it in both hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stark
I fell asleep standing at the toilet two years ago. Finished my wizz and closed my eyes. I woke up in the shower behind me paralyzed from falling on the shower threshold back-first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stark
lmao
I actually got a trophy in ME1 on the Eden Prime mission :lol
250 synthetic kills
Strange it took so long to get to 250...
lawlQuote:
Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz
I could have died. :ignore:Quote:
Originally Posted by deadlegion
I know a guy that fell asleep drunk and fell from the second story of a pub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz
Well, nobody knows if he just fell or was pushed over the railing.
Has a heap of metal in his legs now. Lucky to be alive.
Could've died from alcohol poisoning as well. I still would've chuckled, knowing one day I'd waltz down the same path.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz
Class registration is too damn stressful, and I haven't even been able to register yet.
http://cdn.meme.li/i/piom8.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Sheras