The non-dumb-name out: You look circumcised

alright,got a snack.Continue Sheik...

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Manual? Ray doesn't need a manual!:wacko:

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No, but I'd like one.

They're pretty and sometimes they smell nice.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

I would probably have a heart attack if I actually got hired by one of them. One was a "No experience needed we will train you" marketing internship that paid minimum wage. That would be nice.

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You're basically applying to be a coffee bitch and occasional janitor.

Have fun with that. :wacko:

Is Sheik's stories about you true,Ray?
I'm sure that one will call you back,S'pose.

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Originally Posted by Raype

No, but I'd like one.

They're pretty and sometimes they smell nice.



You're basically applying to be a coffee bitch and occasional janitor.

Have fun with that. :wacko:

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I get paid for getting people coffee and doing nothing? Hell the fuck yes I'll do that.

Sign me up too.

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Yes,please. Wait..where is this utopia?

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Ray made the dictionary as we know it. Ray invented games. Ray moves the Earth around the Sun. Ray denied Pluto as a planet. Ray developed the three laws of thermodynamics. Ray did not go through puberty, he was born an adult. Ray sees the past, future and present. Ray destroys anti-matter. Ray escaped a black hole. Ray created classical music. Ray knows Victoria's Secret. Ray made Final Fantasy (his followers fucked it up later).
Ray has already made interstellar travel a thing, just has yet to share this secret.

Wow. I heard that he invented cake, punched a dragon and destroyed the ring of power in ONE DAY!

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Wow. I heard that he invented cake, punched a dragon and destroyed the ring of power in ONE DAY!

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Well, partly true.
Ray did invent cake, but he exterminated both dragons and dinosaurs simultaneously AND invented, then destroyed the ring of power. In one hour.

One hour? He's sooo awesome.

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Is Sheik's stories about you true,Ray?
I'm sure that one will call you back,S'pose.

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Most of them.

The others are only partially true.

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

One hour? He's sooo awesome.

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Ray also broke the speed of sound and light.
But enough story time for now, we shall continue this next time.

Wow. Did you invent the internet? Did you make /destroy the ring of power?

Aww.ok.You should write a book about Ray's adventures.Thank you for sharing the stories,Sheik.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Most of them.

The others are only partially true.

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Yeah, I was trying to make it reasonable. But we all know you made both Square and Enix merge.

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Originally Posted by kyary pamyu pamyu

Aww.ok.You should write a book about Ray's adventures.Thank you for sharing the stories,Sheik.

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Kermit and I wrote a novel once. I think it got rolled-back. :wacko: