I just use rear naked jokes to kill people. Have to conserve the body for what comes next.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
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I just use rear naked jokes to kill people. Have to conserve the body for what comes next.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Have you considered working in a mortuary? have the body brought to you, and all that.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Yay, my package just arrived at a Kentucky airport. It was in California and it shipped last night, so thats not bad. I have never had anything shipped to me so fast. UPS > DHL.
Well then you don't get as much of a choice, but the way that I do it, the world is my playground.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypnos
Gunshot wounds only create more holes if you do it right.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
And we both know you can never have too many holes.
I prefer to carve those out with my knife. It's funner and more hands on.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
But then you don't get to shove a gun up the ass and pull the trigger!Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
That's like, the best thing ever.
I have to leave now.
I just cleared a bunch of mp3 files from my playlist. Under 100kbps, yeah thats not gonna happen.
That is just weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
I am going to go eat cereal.
Ok I lied, i'm not sleeping yet.
Ima eat cereal too. Hope there's some lucky charms. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Honey and nut cheerios. Neat. :)
/sleep, fo' real
Honey Nut Chex is quite possibly the best cereal ever.
An ounce of protection is worth two in the bush?
That still doesn't seem right...
My package is already 45 minutes away from my house. Last night it was in California, I love this overnight shipping stuff. It only cost me like $15 for that kind of shipping too.
Now I am going to go to bed, and wake up when the package gets here.