The Remastered Penis-Out: Now in SUHD

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Originally Posted by Stark

Nah don't worry. It would be rude [emoji14]

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Also don't believe his lies. He's just waiting for you to ferment so he can drink you.

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Originally Posted by Raype

And sexy!

It amazes me that of all the things that you could mention about your night at some chick's apartment the dog trying to Mike Tyson you was the thing you think we want to hear about :wacko:

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:lol I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully he didn't do the dirty with the dog :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

And sexy!

It amazes me that of all the things that you could mention about your night at some chick's apartment the dog trying to Mike Tyson you was the thing you think we want to hear about :wacko:

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It was probably the most exciting thing to happen there that night. Considering she's into my mate and her friend that was their was 16.

I mean, besides that, the place was messy.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

It was probably the most exciting thing to happen there that night. Considering she's into my mate and her friend that was their was 16.

I mean, besides that, the place was messy.

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and that's the most important part. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

and that's the most important part. :wacko:

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Can't be doing with messy bitches. :ignore:

16 is legal here. :wacko:

I would imagine 16 is also legal in America. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

I would imagine 16 is also legal in America. :wacko:

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Thought it was 18 everywhere else? o_o

I think you are talking about inappropriate things. I will act like I don't know you. :wacko:

I don't know what you mean. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Spose'

It was probably the most exciting thing to happen there that night. Considering she's into my mate and her friend that was their was 16.

I mean, besides that, the place was messy.

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See, you got a girl who likes your friend inviting you over to her place where there's a 16 year old present. And a dog.

I can assure you if I were there I would have a much better story.

Case in point I had sex with 3 different women on Saturday.

See? Already a better story.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Thought it was 18 everywhere else? o_o

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In the land of the white bear 16 is cool. Unless you propositioned over the internet or paid for it.

Technically you can get away with it if they're 12 but you can't be over 15.

We're fun like that.

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Originally Posted by Raype

In the land of the white bear 16 is cool. Unless you propositioned over the internet or paid for it.

Technically you can get away with it if they're 12 but you can't be over 15.

We're fun like that.

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Seems like you know a lot on this subject. :dread:

:lurk:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Seems like you know a lot on this subject. :dread:

:lurk:

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How do you think I managed to be around this long without being registered as a sex offender?

I know the ins and outs. And ins and outs. IN. OUT. INOUTINOUTINOUT UNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF I'm done.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Case in point I had sex with 3 different women on Saturday.

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That sounds like some crazy shit right there.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

That sounds like some crazy shit right there.

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I got a bit behind on my target. I was going for one a day but I took a few days off.

It's like an advent calendar but with pussy.

And I had so much sweet, sweet chocolate to binge on.

*disclaimer: like everything else on this island these bitches were white as fuck*