*Jumps in a fire now*
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*Jumps in a fire now*
Make sure you thoroughly dead before you leave the flames grasp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
Yeah. Yup. Yep. Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinosaurman
Yeah so,
guess I'm gonna go to work now.
Later Dino. I'm going to be doing some work, though it's not actually a job per se. Later everyone.
Being a hooker counts as a job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
You get sweaty.
You get tired.
Nobody cares what you say.
You spend all day dealing with dicks.
And your boss fucks you in the ass repeatedly.
If that doesn't describe a job I don't know what does.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Xmenjimlee.jpg
There's a pool party on the inside of that. Seriously.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...g/kasiguz6.gif
Damn, it's just a border and he screwed it up. :lol
http://www.epforums.org/attachment.p...6&d=1177074963
Bad idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Beast gets that wet dog smell...
It's true, though, I have that issue in my room. Under my bed. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
On a side note, I seem to have a chipped tooth. Fuckity fuck fuck, this is gonna cost me an arm to repair. Dammit. Those applications had better come back positive or I'll blow a fuse. I don't need this crap at the moment. Thankyourverymuch.
Right next to those copies of "gay men monthly" and "anal american firefighters"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
When I said I was rock hard, I wasn't kidding. Applications?
No, not at all. Mind Zapring yours?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Don't mind that, I'll always be a deadbeat.
I would, but I'm sending snkupo my copies of "apple monthly". And DCK wanted some whale photos I had lying around. And strongbad wanted that video of me shoving a wii controller up my ass. So my connection will be blocked out for a while. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
Doesn't mean you can't get paid to be a deadbeat. Work the system. It's suprisingly easy.
Hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Totally.
Cold?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evans
For five easy payments of 19.99 I'll show you how to get paid while getting drunk and playing video games!
T-minus 1 hour...yeah, really SHOULD start doing something productive now.
/attempts leaving
/probably fails