The Kindergarten-Out: Because Milady has nothing else better to do.

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Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders

I put mine through the gauntlet, and yet, still works. I swear that thing is made out of Adamantium or something. :wacko:

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Many, many moons ago a friend and I did horrible things to his Gamecube. In the end the lid had to have something on it to keep it down but it just kept on chuggin.

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Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders

Speak for yourself. :0:

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I'm fit. :D

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Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders

I put mine through the gauntlet, and yet, still works. I swear that thing is made out of Adamantium or something. :wacko:

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I can't recall how many times I have knocked it off my TV stand because of wired controls :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Spose'

Until you shove a fleshlight in it whilst hard-oning it. I mean umm Modding.

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If we weren't meant to have sex with Wii peripherals, then why do Wiimotes come with condoms?

Furthermore, I prefer to just use a joydick.

Yes, this is an actual thing.

Look it up.

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Originally Posted by Sword Of Time

All useless compared to being fit:wacko:.
American male be too fat, need exercise, but too dumb to know that's all we make, exercising games xD

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You make sports games too.

At least one per year!

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Originally Posted by Korra

I hear 360s break really easy.

Eh. All they are good for is paperweights, either way.

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Mines aster 5 years so,
My ps3 lasted 6 months.
Clear to say which one i'ma be sticking with.

Ps3 Yellow lighter me like an asswhole. Right when i got my first gamefly game for it.

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Originally Posted by Gypsco

Many, many moons ago a friend and I did horrible things to his Gamecube. In the end the lid had to have something on it to keep it down but it just kept on chuggin.

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My opening button got stuck because i spilller a 2 litter of coke on it on accident.

Thing still played perfectly.

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Originally Posted by Elin

ITT: Insinuations that Doraemon is virtually the same anime as Bleach. :wacko:

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Are you trying to tell me that all the characters in Bleach don't have strange multi-dimensional pouches on their bellies? Blasphemy. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

If we weren't meant to have sex with Wii peripherals, then why do Wiimotes come with condoms?

Furthermore, I prefer to just use a joydick.

Yes, this is an actual thing.

Look it up.

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:gaffaw:
I might just die from laughter if I look it up.

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Originally Posted by Raype

You make sports games too.

At least one per year!

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Yeah, but ours have fan boy support :PP

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Originally Posted by Gypsco

Many, many moons ago a friend and I did horrible things to his Gamecube. In the end the lid had to have something on it to keep it down but it just kept on chuggin.

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"horrible things", you say?

I remember the first console I violated.

Ah, NES. We were so good together. I don't care that you were little more than the child of a toaster and a VCR, you were my lover and I wanted us to be together always.

;_;

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Originally Posted by Elin

ITT: Insinuations that Doraemon is virtually the same anime as Bleach. :wacko:

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Well they sorta are when you think about it.

They both deal with destiny.

They both feature an unusual otherworldly creature who appears and saves/helps/causes problems for the lead.

And they both have plots that just keep going and going and going and-

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sword Of Time

Most of Nintendo's stuff never really "self-terminates"
Unless Visual Boy Counts :wacko:

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Which is scary when you think about it.

I mean, they made Rob and they coat their products in Nintendium. They're japanese, which means they love robots on some level.

Once this comes to its natural conclusion, you know what we get?

Indestructible robots.

The possibility of a Japanese Skynet keeps me up at night.

How in the hell can i save wrex from being killed in mass effect one. Or how the hell can i kill Ashley for killing Wrex?

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Originally Posted by Sword Of Time

:gaffaw:
I might just die from laughter if I look it up.

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Welcome to the future, it's a horrible place to live.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

How in the hell can i save wrex from being killed in mass effect one. Or how the hell can i kill Ashley for killing Wrex?

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The former? Just take the obvious good choices throughout and it'll be no problem to talk him out of it.

For the latter? Keep playing.

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Originally Posted by Raype

The former? Just take the obvious good choices throughout and it'll be no problem to talk him out of it.

For the latter? Keep playing.

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I'll retry the dialouge. I almost always go with the top paragon stuff. Ashley was a cunt and shot him in the back of the head. If i can't save him she will be dead before anyone knows it.

Nintendium Exists. :wacko:
It's under the 119th Element slot in the Periodic Table.
The Japanese didn't want us to harness this metal, or we'd build a army of kinects, keeping surveillance of all life. Terminating all who doesn't conform to Microsoft.
Just Like Batman in The Dark Knight.:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sword Of Time

Nintendium Exists. :wacko:
It's under the 119th Element slot in the Periodic Table.
The Japanese didn't want us to harness this metal, or we'd build a army of kinects, keeping surveillance of all life. Terminating all who doesn't conform to Microsoft.
Just Like Batman in The Dark Knight.:wacko:

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On the plus side, the future is super bright for black people.

They're basically invisible to kinect technology.

I'm sure major military forces will be picking them up in droves.

Although I guess anyone who can stand directly in front of said surveillance equipment would also be rendered invisible.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Welcome to the future, it's a horrible place to live.

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Rez for Males....
Look it up.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Welcome to the future, it's a horrible place to live.

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I never ask for this.

Or maybe I did, who knows. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

On the plus side, the future is super bright for black people.

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Why :dread:

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Originally Posted by Raype

They're basically invisible to kinect technology.

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I knew it :D

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'm sure major military forces will be picking them up in droves.

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You sure they already haven't been recruited? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Although I guess anyone who can stand directly in front of said surveillance equipment would also be rendered invisible.

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By the best Friend who pull you away before Kinect scans your retinas, fingerprints, prostate, bones, and so forth :wacko:

:lol

2nd try and wrex still dies. :(

Hi Rasgrez.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

Mines aster 5 years so,
My ps3 lasted 6 months.
Clear to say which one i'ma be sticking with.

Ps3 Yellow lighter me like an asswhole. Right when i got my first gamefly game for it.

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Asswhole?

You must be on crack or something, kid.

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Originally Posted by Korra

Asswhole?

You must be on crack or something, kid.

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Um.....
Conversation Moved Along........
So Should you :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sword Of Time

Hi Rasgrez.

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What're you, some kind of Pokemon? I haven't see you in the Pokedex before.

Spoiler warning:

J/k. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Korra

Asswhole?

You must be on crack or something, kid.

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This kids Jimmies are still rustled i see.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

This kids Jimmies are still rustled i see.

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No, I just have low tolerance for people who don't bother to spell properly.

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Originally Posted by Rasgrez

What're you, some kind of Pokemon? I haven't see you in the Pokedex before.

Spoiler warning:

J/k. :wacko:

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I know.
But to contribute to the Joke.
I am part of the 57th season of Pokemon, They have ran out of creativity :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Korra

No, I just have low tolerance for people who don't bother to spell properly.

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Sorry i've drank a little. Do you have a reason to need to know everything mommy? I miss type because my key board needs cleaned and you act like a little girl.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

Sorry i've drank a little. Do you have a reason to need to know everything mommy? I miss type because my key board needs cleaned and you act like a little girl.

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Drank what? Too much Dr. Pepper? Kool-Aid? Peppermint Schnapps?

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Originally Posted by Korra

Drank what? Too much Dr. Pepper? Kool-Aid? Peppermint Schnapps?

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The same shit I always do. But if you were around here for longer than 3 days you would know what i mean.

Kids.
Stop it.
Moderators and Banhammers are waiting in the fray for something to pop off.

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Originally Posted by Spose'

The same shit I always do. But if you were around here for longer than 3 days you would know what i mean.

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Last I checked, a few months is not 3 days.

You two ladies just about done with your lover's spat yet?

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Originally Posted by Raype

You two ladies just about done with your lover's spat yet?

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I've been done with it. He just seems to be pissy about anything I say. :wacko:

Also i sadly cannot save wrex. Not paragon enough ? :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Raype

You two ladies just about done with your lover's spat yet?

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I tried to be done with it a little over an hour ago. He wouldn't let it go.

Quiet peoples.
Also, Go fishing in a lake, catch 20 bluegill in less than half an hour.

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Originally Posted by Korra

Last I checked, a few months is not 3 days.

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Then you've never been in the hangout. I think almost everyone knows what i prefer to drink on the weekends.

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Originally Posted by Nemharl

Quiet peoples.
Also, Go fishing in a lake, catch 20 bluegill in less than half an hour.

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fishing level : Boss.

Time for some lunch. :wav:

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Originally Posted by Spose'

Then you've never been in the hangout. I think almost everyone knows what i prefer to drink on the weekends.

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Cum?

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Originally Posted by Spose'

Also i sadly cannot save wrex. Not paragon enough ? :shrug:

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You might have to give it up or start a new game. There's Mass Effect Genesis if you get lazy.