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I'm in your computer, raping your hard drive. :)
im in yur mom, catchin diseasesQuote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
do you feel like this all the time :lou: .Quote:
Originally Posted by polobunny
Boring Computer job [version 1.33.7]
(C) Copyright 2006-2007 Supercomputer Corp.
C:\Documents and Settings\Pools>exit
Real email I just received. Is it spam attack time?Quote:
Hello,
How are you today, hope fine? Am Martins Banson a swedish citizen
presently very sick as i have been diagnose of BLOODY FAIRY which i have been treating since 10months. Now the doctor just told me i have few weeks left to die and i have no biological son nor daughter. I initialy wanted to make my close friend child as my next of kin but just discovered yesterday was not worth making my next of kin as i heard he was arrested yesterday over a rape case.
I want to make you my next of kin if and only if you are a reliable and
dedicated person who have the fear of God in your heart. My plans are
of you setting up an institution with my name, donate 25% of my wealth to
freeland charity organisation Uk and after i die, you will be responsible fo my
burial ceremoney and all that.
Again my property at # 15 bruce drive london, UNITED KINGDOM will be
use as a house of Lord name after me and you will be responsible for the
training of my friend son i was suppose to initially make my next of kin.
Before finally asking my Attorney to draft necessary document to make
you my next of kin, you are to send to me your followings :
1 FULL NAME
2 ADDRESS
3 SCANNED IDENTITY CARD OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT,
4 DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER/ FAX
5 AGE/ SEX
6 OCCUPATION
7 MARITAL STATUS
8 NATIONALITY
I immediately want you to contact me through my email address :
[email protected]
Regards
Mr Martis Benson
Must suck to know you are dying of BLOODY FAIRY.
Sprung: I'm in your DC disc pile, raping your games
Polo: get the fuck outta my mum ffs!
Ever seen a tiny midget cry? Oh wait...I mean, ever seen a 'grown' man cry? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
<3 Sprung
are you implying that Sprung is a midget? lmao.
you ever seen him nude?Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
No & I don't plan to, tbh.
Of course not! He's just, a very below average height person. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
Then just assume he's a midget.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
LISEQuote:
Originally Posted by Astaroth
Lise?
Lisp?
Lies?
Wtfux0rz!?
HO HO HOQuote:
Originally Posted by Itachi Uchiha
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