What's this? Did Virgil abandon me in Emupurgatory? Is there still some radiant inner sanctum of glorious golden emus secure from the plebeian grasping of the uninitiated "regular members and newbs"?
I must consult the Holy Book and see what Abdul Alhazred has to say about breaching this great veil.
Or namely, how much opium one has to smoke before the elder gods allow entry.