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I have been shamed again by a cute avatar.
Welp. I'll leave :inout:
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Makes me wonder how many people heard "surgery on my nut" as "removing my nuts" :wacko:
I would love to say that this was the first time that that mistake has been made, but it wasn't. >.> And not all of them were on the Internet, either. :sad-no:
I'm back, it doesn't take much to recover my pride.
And...........Either that's a compliment from men, or that's really harsh
*insensitive comment warning*
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About a year ago, while I was at work, I was loading the case while wearing a smok (white coat that we wear so our clothes don't get covered in blood). I had the sleeves rolled up, showing my tattoos and decidedly hairy, at least semi-masculine arms. A 70 year old lady came up behind me and wanted to ask me a question, so she asked, "Excuse me, miss? Could you help me for a second?"
The look of horror on her face when I turned around almost restored my wounded ego, but not quite. >.>
I've done that a couple of times, but it's usually out of habit rather than confusion. There have only been a couple of times where I've actually, genuinely had to ask myself "is that a boy or a girl...?"
Then I feel like Professor Oak.
I get asked all the time if I curl my eyelashes. I have extremely long eyelashes that apparently all of the girls want. Or so I've been told. By multiple girls. >.>
I would usually say "you can have mine, let's switch" in any case a girl envies anything on my face.
They would laugh it off and never ask me that again. I think the system works.
Just glad I never.............
I was on the end of that, so I'll leave it be :wacko:
with me apparently all the girls want my hair I have to keep it very short or it is naturally curly and no amount of anything I do to try to make it lay straight helps (whole can of hair spray gets me one hour before curls pop back out,and my hair laughs at most gels.)