The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

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Originally Posted by Raype

Or if you have a large penis. :wacko:

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I know what that's like from first appendage experience.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Which reminds me, brightside owes me a sex tape.

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Which, subsequently, will be posted here. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

At least that hole makes sense, I suppose. What doesn't make sense is why men get pockets and women don't. :disagree:

All the lesbians I've ever known have been the type that crop their hair short and dress like men. I can't imagine that anyone would be attracted to that.

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It's so we have somewhere to put our hands. Always putting those hands in our pockets.

While that's the rule, exceptions exist. And, unfortunately, in canada the women are naturally hotter. True story.

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Originally Posted by Milady

At least that hole makes sense, I suppose. What doesn't make sense is why men get pockets and women don't. :disagree:

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It's so we can play with our junk without actually playing with our junk. True fact.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

It's so we can play with our junk without actually playing with our junk. True fact.

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I thought that was why sweatpants had pockets?

So you could play pocket pool while watching the women on the treadmills at the gym.

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Originally Posted by Raype

While that's the rule, exceptions exist. And, unfortunately, in canada the women are naturally hotter. True story.

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Amusing then, that you should choose a cute little American Mormon to become infatuated with. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

I thought that was why sweatpants had pockets?

So you could play pocket pool while watching the women on the treadmills at the gym.

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That's why every guy's pants comes with pockets. We need to play with it, lest seem rude.

And my boyfriend relinquishes control of the PS3.

GTA, perhaps? Or Castlevania. Hm. Either way, round 2 of DAII will have to wait a few days.

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Originally Posted by Milady

And my boyfriend relinquishes control of the PS3.

GTA, perhaps? Or Castlevania. Hm. Either way, round 2 of DAII will have to wait a few days.

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GTA. Then yell fuck you at motorcycle missions. :Low:

Augh, rep comments with incorrect grammar. :ahhh:

Anyway, I'm off. :wav:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Augh, rep comments with incorrect grammar. :ahhh:

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Had to be done. :kermitwacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Anyway, I'm off. :wav:

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Also, night. :wav:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Amusing then, that you should choose a cute little American Mormon to become infatuated with. :wacko:

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That girl is clearly an outlier.

A statistical anomaly.

Plus, she's awesome in numerous ways.

And I tend to prefer cuteness over hotness. Weird, I know.

I wish to violate the adorable things while they make heartwarmingly cute noises.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

That's why every guy's pants comes with pockets. We need to play with it, lest seem rude.

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I can't do that in jeans.

Shit chafes.

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

GTA. Then yell fuck you at motorcycle missions. :Low:

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The motorcycle levels were easy, you just suck.