The Twangout: Like Robin Hood, Only Somehow More Gay. And Merry.

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

"Hey, [my first name], this is Brett [or Brent] Kastik [phonetic spelling], we ran track together. Give me a call, it's (270) 317-1307. Later"

Two calls, both came across the caller ID as "restricted". One voicemail. There was only one Brent on my track team, his last name started with an M. No Bretts. Changed my number twice since high school. Reverse lookup traced the number to Elizabethtown, KY.

Scifags are starting to fight back, I think. Gonna call up the cops and report harassment, or something.

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I might call that number. From a pay phone :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

I might call that number. From a pay phone :wacko:

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do it.

Did someone say "do it"? :ray:

I logged your IP Ray, you were stalking the HO until cheezy posted do it. You been caught!


And I will tomorrow :wacko:

texted my mom to ask if she gave anyone my number. her reply: "No, but your sister did. Did the army call you or something?"

:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

texted my mom to ask if she gave anyone my number. her reply: "No, but your sister did. Did the army call you or something?"

:facepalm:

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:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

:rofl:

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how do I tell her that I might have a cult chasing me?

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

I logged your IP Ray, you were stalking the HO until cheezy posted do it. You been caught!


And I will tomorrow :wacko:

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Egads, my secret is out :dread:

SPANISH INQUISITION!

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

texted my mom to ask if she gave anyone my number. her reply: "No, but your sister did. Did the army call you or something?"

:facepalm:

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Ha ha, your mom's trying to get you drafted :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

how do I tell her that I might have a cult chasing me?

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"Mom, I know this may sound weird, but Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to kill me. Help."

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

how do I tell her that I might have a cult chasing me?

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"Mom, the CoS has singled me out for no reason at all, and I R skurred, pweaze don't give me number out to anyone, especially to ray."

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Egads, my secret is out :dread:

SPANISH INQUISITION!

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Indeed, bastard :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

"Mom, I know this may sound weird, but Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to kill me. Help."

:wacko:

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Win!

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

Win!

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Then you just gotta invite them over for some Kool Aid and you're set.

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

"Mom, I know this may sound weird, but Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to kill me. Help."

:wacko:

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WHY IS THAT NOT A SMILEY!?

just walked about a mile (maybe a little more), toward the end I could have sworn I was gonna collapse from exhaustion.

Pussy.