Tell her "Happy Birthday from some guy on the internet."
Also...
Nah, I'd better not.
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THIS JUST IN: Governor Supernovagger has passed a bill calling for the immediate deportation of immigrants from the sombrero galaxy. One deportee is quoted as saying "aye carumba!". Criticism has been raised over the forthcoming "dark matter" bill which calls for the registration of all planetoids with at least .83 microns of dark matter per cubic mile, claiming that the bill will be yet another step in the governor's nazi like lead.