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If it was long enough ago that you're referring to it as "when I was younger," I would hope these women would have the common sense to have been tested since the last time they had sexual relations with you anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog
Oh wait, they had sex with you. Nevermind.
Out for now, be back later.
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Kroger here stopped carrying Teddy Grahams.
And now they carry Goldfish Grahams. What the fuck? Why is a recognized brand of baked snack crackers suddenly branching into the graham goods market? Give me back my Teddy Grahams, god dammit.
yeah you definitely have to be careful around these dogs...i've already stepped on both dogs accidentally because they get between your feet while walking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Synthetik
Well, not any of the weird stuff, because it's TRUE. :wacko: I really did forget Kermit mentioning that he thinks Ray and Prude are the same person though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rasgrez
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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog
Teddy Grahams are the shit, so are those white and pink frosted animal cookies. :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Colamisu
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Originally Posted by Synthetik
I have a basset hound.
A big fat fucking lazy ass basset hound.
She's more annoying than cute.
Still, floppy face.
Oh HELL NO. NO THEY DIDN'T. That's bullshit man. I love Teddy Grahams. I mean... they're shaped like teddy bears, dammit. Fuckin' goldfish trying to start a monopoly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Colamisu
I'm used to watching where I step around the house already, since my pugs like to do the same thing, but they're at least noticeable. That little guy though... he's just so tiny. I would just carry him in a shirt pocket or something. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Majinkura
Ahhhh..... my brother or dad just bought a bag of those frosted animal cookies but they're for his track meet, along with some beef jerky and like, every other delicious snack ever made. It's so tempting to steal them. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Cube
Hard to tell the difference? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Synthetik
They don't even put them in the cookie aisle, where the Teddy Grahams were. They put it in the cracker aisle, because it's branded as Goldfish. It's also branded as Pepperidge Farm, bitches! Put it in the cookie aisle!Quote:
Originally Posted by Synthetik
I took my younger brother to his band concert tonight. Some girl in his class asked me if I was his father. :brow:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Count
Actually, yes. :wacko: Especially in dim lighting or if I can't see their face for some reason. They're both beastly specimens, very similar builds and the exact same height with the exact same hair cut. On top of that their voices sound similar and my brother has started shaving his beard, so it's even harder to tell.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Count
How confusing and unnecessary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Colamisu