Welcome back. You have fun?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaladane
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Welcome back. You have fun?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaladane
Not really lol. Pretty boring, sat around mostly and watched Netflix with my Mom. Went out for a couple good dinners though.
You know GTA IV is still fun to play even just to see how much you can damage or smash up the vehicles.
Let's have a dick size contest, I think I'll win. Think Ron Jeremy but wider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdNoQyodQmc
You know you're well-endowed when a porn actress tells you that she's got jitters about a threesome with your wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Till
https://www.pornhub.com/model/reislin
And when her 'biggest dick she's ever had' video features a pencil dick by comparison.
https://i.ibb.co/1TYS5bD/IMG-655884325.jpg
It's 'the biggest dick she's had on video' not the biggest.
:bored:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaladane
:wacko:
You missed some rain. Is that surprising?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zaladane
I'm further into solus project now. I can now say it's as good as the ball was though the survival mechanics can get annoying at times.
Came back that Saturday when that crazy rain happened - around noon. Plane was skidding around the runway because of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar
There's only two kinds of pussy, good ol' big ones and big ol' good ones.
just here for my daily:spam1:
Speaking of ham, I've decided it's time to have a child and I'm making bacon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grouch
Well Ys X: Nordics came in from Best Buy, it was shipped by UPS. It was a slim little cardboard sleeve and when I opened up the cardboard sleeve, the shrink wrap was already falling off. Last time I get something shipped by Best Buy.
Welp I'm officially unemployed.
Lovely. :wacko:
You have time to fuck more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace Ventura