The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

Literal mindedness is killing you slowly. Prey to your heathen gods that I am as merciful.

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I don't believe some deity, or deities for that matters, exist.
I'll continue cackling sitting in my computer chair, in mom's basement though. =P

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Sorry I had to miss out on all the fail. I was too busy earning a living :ugh:

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Hey Sprung, you should get me a job where you work.

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

I might quit work and take up this online gambling thing. It seems so lucrative. I mean, three bucks for an entire evening's work!

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Originally Posted by Sprung

No kidding. Apparently he's made $9 in ONE DAY!

I can see the infomercial already. Live, from Mom's basement.

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Show me another gig where you can make money for doing jack shit and sitting in your pajamas?

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Originally Posted by Cyberxion

I'd film the infomercial. It would make me way more than he stands to make in a day. Like a whole $10!

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No way. You see the irony in paying a camerman $10 to film an infomercial on the secrets of making $9 a day?

I sure don't.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Rest assured, I still have all of my junk in a functional state (and in the right place). And, then, I can claim to possess a skill you don't have. What's your point, again? :shrug:

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Give me food.



No I won't call you mom. Don't even bother asking.

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Originally Posted by Strongbad

Hey Sprung, you should get me a job where you work.

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We have around 40 properties in Indy. Go apply at one of them ;)

Oh, I forgot to mention that I woke up at 5pm today.

So, $9 in 7 hours, sitting on my ass in my pajamas.

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Show me another gig where you can make money for doing jack shit and sitting in your pajamas?

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I know I could make money jacking in my pajamas... you on the other hand... I'm sorry I don't think you have the profile.


Ray... get out of me. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Show me another gig where you can make money for doing jack shit and sitting in your pajamas?

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Hookers.

Go.

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Originally Posted by polobunny

I know I could make money jacking in my pajamas... you on the other hand... I'm sorry I don't think you have the profile.


Ray... get out of me. :wacko:

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If I could find a sperm bank, I'd do that.

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Oh, I forgot to mention that I woke up at 5pm today.

So, $9 in 7 hours, sitting on my ass in my pajamas.

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Pretty much the smallest job, in 1 hour, with some dignity instead of PAJAMAS LOLOLOLOL

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Oh, I forgot to mention that I woke up at 5pm today.

So, $9 in 7 hours, sitting on my ass in my pajamas.

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Little more than $1 an hour.

You're fucking worthless.

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Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Oh, I forgot to mention that I woke up at 5pm today.

So, $9 in 7 hours, sitting on my ass in my pajamas.

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You're going places. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

We have around 40 properties in Indy. Go apply at one of them ;)

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I want to work with you though. :ugh:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Little more than $1 an hour.

You're fucking worthless.

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:clap:

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Originally Posted by polobunny

I doubt you can hear speed per se. Something going at a certain speed maybe, but speed itself? I'm doubtful.

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Originally Posted by polobunny

A weak sense of what's logical though.

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Sorry, what? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by polobunny

Give me food.



No I won't call you mom. Don't even bother asking.

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Baloney tartar.