The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

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14th-December-2005, 07:04
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

The end already? I'm too horny!

Microwaves for the win.
14th-December-2005, 07:04
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

I dig a pony

No editing needed, kay?
14th-December-2005, 07:05
Lyger

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

I like getting humped, it's a cool hobby.

Outside is overrated.
i like to travel
14th-December-2005, 07:08
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lygerzero

Inside is overrated.
i like to work the rim

2:07 am already, i'm getting sleepy.
14th-December-2005, 07:11
Evans

:rofl: :rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

2.07 seconds already, i'm getting longer times now.

Fruits are the food of the gods.
14th-December-2005, 08:26
P. Wolvesbane

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

:rofl: :rofl:

Fruitcakes are the fools of god.

I dislike smokers, they will die a meaningless death.
14th-December-2005, 10:06
Lag

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Originally Posted by P. Wolvesbane

I like when penises smoke cigars through their peeholes, they will die meaningful deaths because I will sever their heads with my tongue.
14th-December-2005, 13:37
P. Wolvesbane

Obviously the object of this thread is beyond the comprehension of this n00b.
14th-December-2005, 14:29
McGuinty

yeah, you didn't even say "when" in your original quote. and it didn't even end up being funny. oh well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Microsoft for the winand the prize is my anus.

Why do I keep using smilies? I guess it's too fun to stop.
14th-December-2005, 14:39
Ahkei

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

Why do I keep looking at loli? I guess they're too young to stop.

I plan on getting drunk on the weekend.
14th-December-2005, 15:06
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by R^K

I plan on getting cock in the weak end.

A tall glass of water is refreshing.
14th-December-2005, 15:26
DarkCyntax

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

A tall glass of milk is refreshing.

It has to be milk, not water :minkoff:
14th-December-2005, 15:29
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyo-kun

I have to be milked, I'm a squirter :minkoff:

Spam is for bitches.
14th-December-2005, 15:34
Adsij

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Originally Posted by vB_ans

Spam is for Evans.

Blum.......blumblumblumbluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u-uuuuuuuuuummmm...

Yeah, bitch! Let's dance, baby... now, shake it girl!
14th-December-2005, 15:39
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adsij

Cock.......cockcockcockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-cccccccccckkkk...

Yeah, bitch! Let's dance, baby... now, shake it girl! *looks at his crotch*

A glass of water in not actually a glass made out of water.
14th-December-2005, 15:52
DarkCyntax

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Originally Posted by Evans

A glass of sperm in not actually a glass made out of sperm.

Milk milk lalalala! not water h�h?
Drink milk it makes your bone harder XD
14th-December-2005, 18:07
MoloMowChow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyo-kun

Milk milk lalalala! not sperm h�h?
Drink cock hardening products it makes your boner harder XD

I will own you in Unreal Tournement 2004!!!
14th-December-2005, 19:06
Lag

Quote:

Originally Posted by P. Wolvesbane

Obviously the object of this thread is beyond the comprehension of this n00b.

I forgot to colour the 'when'. Oh well :)

That's why I am leaving this thread now :fdance:
14th-December-2005, 20:02
McGuinty

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagwagon_87

I forgot to give him the reacharound. Oh well :)

That's why I am riding the pine now :fdance:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoloMowChow

I will own you in Unreal Tournament 2012, when I finally get my frag count above my death count.

I don't know why celebrities think we give a shit about what they have to say.
14th-December-2005, 20:09
Xaenn

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Originally Posted by McGuinty

I don't know why I'm watching my brother take a shit. Look at all those people, I'm concerned about what they have to say.

This thread aint so bad afterall. However, by the time someone says something, 8 people have already quoted it.
14th-December-2005, 20:15
McGuinty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaenn

This thread aint so bad afterall. However, by the time someone says something, 8 people have already quoted it.

I thought about that when I started the thread, but it's working out okay, just keep throwing wood on the fire and see how high the flames go.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaenn

This orgy aint so bad afterall. However, by the time I get my pants off, 8 people have already had their way with my balloon knot.

I've noticed that 99% of the misquotes are sexual in nature. What fun!
14th-December-2005, 20:20
Kazuya

Art

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaenn

This thread aint big enough for my mouth. However, by the time someone says I like to swallow pickled tomatoes, 8 people have already spanked me.

I enjoy riding my bike during the summer. It's hard to move through snow in my bike.
14th-December-2005, 20:22
Xaenn

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Originally Posted by McGuinty

I've noticed that 99% of the misquotes are sexual in nature. What fun!

I guess that goes to show what people are thinking about. :shrug:

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

I've noticed that 99% of my friends have ended up in jail for crimes that are sexual in nature. What fun!

I'll try and take it off of that train of thought then. However someone is bound to drag it back.
14th-December-2005, 20:27
McGuinty

Why take the high road? Sex jokes are the bread and butter of this thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaenn

I'll try and take it off to a Barry Manilow song. However no one is bound to throw money at me.

Some people just weren't made to take the heat.
14th-December-2005, 23:50
Xaenn

I think the more of the original quote you can use, the better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

Some people just weren't made to take it off in the heat of summer. Nobody wants to see 300 pounds of flesh.

When I look into your eyes, I can see the stars. (This should be good)
15th-December-2005, 00:45
McGuinty

Yes I also like it better the more of the quote i can keep. Which is why i'm not even gonna touch yours. I've got nothing, somebody else can try. Evans or polobunny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazuya

I enjoy reading my books during the summer. It's hard to survive outdoors with my snow white skin. My bike has very rusty chains.

Blogs have brought almost as many stupid people online as AOL.
15th-December-2005, 01:16
MoloMowChow

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

My ass have brought pain to many stupid people online as Hitler did.

I would beat you in Counterstrike!!!
15th-December-2005, 04:10
Paul Miller

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoloMowChow

I would beat you off

He would, too.
Bean bag chairs.
15th-December-2005, 04:12
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Miller

I would screw lean fag pairs.
15th-December-2005, 04:12
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Miller

I would, too.
Big bag Evans. Mmm

Lookout, Sprung posted before me!
15th-December-2005, 05:03
McGuinty

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

At the cookout, Sprung posted the world record for number of BBQ ribs eaten in an hour before the platter came around to me!

I love crispy bacon, but I don't eat it that often.
15th-December-2005, 05:09
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGuinty

I love cleanshaven ballsacks, but I don't eat it that often.
15th-December-2005, 05:11
pirates dc

How is this thread supposed to work?
15th-December-2005, 05:13
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Drug D3aler

How is my penis supposed to work?

Actually, I should be typing something. There now you have my panties to waller in.
15th-December-2005, 05:14
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Actually, I should be sucking on something.
15th-December-2005, 05:14
pirates dc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Actually, I should be TOUCHING something. There now you have my ANUS to waller in.

I guess i did it right lol
15th-December-2005, 05:15
McGuinty

what, nothing for Poor Richard? Fine, you forced me to do this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me Pretending to be Sprung

I may be the oldest person here, but I'm still almost as fast to post as Zorlon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me Pretending to be Sprung

I may be the only person here who wears adult diapers, but I'm still able to change myself without help from the other admins, such as Zorlon.

Edit: ah, I see you've added something. Good then.
15th-December-2005, 05:16
Lyger

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Originally Posted by El Drug D3aler

I guess i got pumped right lol

you have to color what you've changed in the quote
15th-December-2005, 05:17
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lygerzero

you have to color what you've changed in the quote

Oh damn. I broke all the rules.
15th-December-2005, 05:17
Mikey_

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Evans, are you my mommy?

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