Many know him as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is really fucking old.
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Yeah,
his beard can cure cancer.
Chuck Norris that is,
not this jesus geezer everyones banging on about.
dinotopia was atlantis.
jesus came to earth as a fireball and whisked them away. the result of this was a giant flood from the impact. one cave man, Noah, built a raft and refused the drowning dinos on board.
however, another cave man, John Hammond, created a larger raft and let some come on. They floated for forty days until the flood subsided and landed on an island near present day Costa Rica.
Don't just make Adam and Eve ape-men...
Make them chimpanzees. :D You could do a live-action "In the beginning" movie with an all-animal cast! Dunno how you'd get a chimp and a snake to get along, though. I recommend drugs.
The dinosaurs are in the Garden of Eden... before they evolved into birds and cows.
Wasn't the snake really Satan in a disguise? I'm pretty sure I remember the bible stating that,