Originally Posted by
"Ray"
They sold their souls.
Or rather their holes.
To their managers.
Bend over.
That's how you get famous.
It's where you put one hand in the vagina and the other in the anus, then lift over your head while shaking the arms back and forth really fast. You need A LOT of upper body strength to do it.
It's a linux distro. One of the more popular and functional ones actually.
And you didn't even meet sprang, the 20 foot tall dude who plays in the NBA and hates Sega.
Oh, and Mikey. He works for the SPCA or something. He gives lethal injections to animals. Very angry guy. Posts these huge ciel like rants too. Never touches smileys though.