The brit Out: There's a new (old) sheriff in town :O

Meh, who cares, I'm just going to post here my *attempts* at poetry and hope that nobody minds. :wacko:

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Fighting on, fighting on
The bright yellow sun
Shines on in the sky
Fighting endlessly at day
Resting peacefully at night
With a sword by his side
The Warrior knows no fear

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On a road far from home
A teenager was wasting time
Training Pokémon, destroying property
He was not a master.

On another road, away from town
Another teen was very bored
His poetry was horrible
And he destroyed balloons that way.

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End me, end me
Deserving of death I am
If you wish to know why
Listen to what I tell.

Not being human, is me
For I am a werewolf in disguise
Eating people is what I do
Now slay me, courageous one.

In the forest I called home
Hunters tracked me down
Ate them all, I have
Without any regrets.

So come to me, warrior
Chop off my head
Know the victory of slaying
The werewolf from myth.

Come to me, brave one
Cleave me in half
For I deserve it
After eating a lot of humans.

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On the day that it ended
Was the day that it had begun
Senseless in all context
As is this text

A wise warrior once said,
'Do not fall to the powers
of darkness of evil.'
He fell to the darkness.

Another wise warrior said,
'Only the pure of heart
will survive the chaos.'
They didn't survive.

A third wise warrior said,
'Speed always wins,
no matter what.'
Speed doesn't always win.

A fourth wise warrior said,
'Only the wise will know
the true lessons of this.'
He didn't know anything.

A fifth wise hero said,
'Saving the world is just
useless when it cannot
be saved from evil.'

He was an Idiot Hero.
He thought that the words
That are spoken in Dutch,
were all edible food.

Thus ends the randomness
That this poet has spoken
Horrible beyond imagination
Is his poetry skills.

...
Yeah, if this is horrible, I apologize.
And they are horrible, so... sorry.

Got to go now :(
Oh well, I'll probably return tomorrow morning.

Maybe with a vengeance :wacko:
In terms of poetry or Afrikaans or something. :pwacko:

The powers that be is calling me to leave.
Later :wav:

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Originally Posted by Wilson.

What's funny is anyone I know who uses the term first world problems are incredibly spoiled themselves. :wacko:

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I thought South Africa was second world. Turns out I am wrong :O. Nothing new really... Actually it happens 99% of the time XP

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Originally Posted by Ragnarök

I thought South Africa was second world. Turns out I am wrong :O. Nothing new really... Actually it happens 99% of the time XP

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I'm not talking about South Africa though.

Although South Africa is meant to be one of the best African nations to live in.

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Originally Posted by Wilson.

I'm not talking about South Africa though.

Although South Africa is meant to be one of the best African nations to live in.

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It is xP.

Damn evil Kira is sexy!

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Originally Posted by Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

Damn evil Kira is sexy!

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Might I ask, is your picture of a doctor Regenerating?

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Originally Posted by Ragnarök

Might I ask, is your picture of a doctor Regenerating?

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Wut?

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Originally Posted by Ragnarök

Might I ask, is your picture of a doctor Regenerating?

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wat

No, it's not Doctor Who.
It's a cat.

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Originally Posted by Wilson.

What's funny is anyone I know who uses the term first world problems are incredibly spoiled themselves. :wacko:

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This. I'll joke about it when someone spends spends upwards of an hour complaining that eBay crashed and they couldn't bid on a set of rims for their car or whatnot, but anyone who uses it in reference to moods or health issues is pretty much a grade A cunt.

If you're talking my avatar yes it's a cat (well a person dressed as a cat) filled with magical energies!!!!

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Originally Posted by deadlegion

No, it's not Doctor Who.
It's a cat.

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Ohhh, okay nvm, I get it now :facepalm:

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

This. I'll joke about it when someone spends spends upwards of an hour complaining that eBay crashed and they couldn't bid on a set of rims for their car or whatnot, but anyone who uses it in reference to moods or health issues is pretty much a grade A cunt.

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People that complain about filehost links that aren't MF.
Guess where they live :wacko: