I can give it to you for a nickel. Ah, who am I kidding, I'll do it for free!
*backs away slowly*
I'M SHITTING BLOOD!!!
You got your guys into my endzone.
Honestly though, you metal kids don't give old (proper) Metallica enough credit.
People must think I'm batshit insane when they look at my lastfm and see Metallica, Miles Davis, Pavement, Bjork, My Bloody Valentine, and the Pixies all on one man's profile.